TKO #033

The UCC XXV Issue

Issue 2.033

Paris, the City of...

As a child Alexandra Paul had dreamed of becoming a world famous supermodel and as a teen she became obsessed with the idea. She had a pretty face and as she was tall and thin she had the perfect physique for modeling.

Strikeforce

Welcome to Strikeforce Post Conference Event The Boss walks to the table and sits down and thanks the fans of Japan for allowing Strikeforce to entertain them.

America's Next Top MMA Fighter

Season Three, Episode Four. I am the sexual beast Tyra Banks. This is my sexy bikini show, with my sexualised rules and my extravaganza of female sexuality in a swimsuit. Sexy, baby! Yeah!

Stoner Talk Episode 4

Yo yo yo! What's crackin', fam? It's the one and only Snoop D O double G indahouse, and tonight, we gonna be talkin' about them fine-ass ladies in the UCC. Let me tell you, a lot's been goin' down since we last got together.

Anonymous 9.0

In this latest addition of Anonymous, we delve into rumors and acquisitions that arose following the Raccoon Midsummer Party. Numerous attendees reported experiencing peculiar dreams in the weeks after the event.

Velvet

Kyoto Clash. Hey, lovely souls! Velvet here, and I'm back with another chapter from my UCC journey. This time, the adventure took me to the picturesque city of Kyoto, and boy, was it an unforgettable experience.

Velvet (Kei)

Triumph in Kyoto. Hey everyone, Kei Fubuki back with another update from my MMA journey! And let me tell you, my recent trip to Kyoto was nothing short of an adrenaline-fueled whirlwind.

The Swami Sez

The Swami's Japanese Results. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the one and only Swami here to greet the UCC fans with open arms. Let's take a glance at the scoreboard so far: 75 wins, 35 losses. Not too shabby, right?

Kylie's Corner

With Olivia Rodrigo. This is my long awaited 4th edition of Kylie's corner. In this issue we will be getting to know one of our most popular Barbies. My special guest has taken the music industry by storm and has built a huge social media following in a very short amount of time.

Amped

Agony & Ecstasy Titles change hands in Kyoto and Amped must take equal doses of pleasure and pain.

Death By Bikini

Curacao & Costa Rica A paradise for some, but for me, it's just the calm before the storm. Watching from the sidelines as Death By Bikini battled it out in Kyoto was tough, but it fueled a fire within me that's burning hotter than ever before.

Death By Bikini

Belize & Fiji Ah, greetings from the land of pristine beaches and endless adventure, my fellow warriors! As I kick back and enjoy the laid-back vibes of Belize, it's time to address the elephant in the room... or should I say, the jaguar in the jungle?

Death By Bikini

Switzerland & Turks & Caicos As I bask in the crisp mountain air and let the cool waters of Switzerland's lakes caress my skin, I can't help but feel the primal energy coursing through my veins.

Death By Bikini

Madagascar, Malta & Kenya A perfect setting for my wild instincts to roam free before I unleash hell in the cage once again. Six fights, six victories, each one more brutal than the last.

Death By Bikini

Cook Islands A serene paradise that offers the perfect backdrop for reflection and preparation.

Badass Barbies

Olivia Sets the Record Straight I'm not going to BS my fans and make up lame excuses like some loser Lost Wildcat. I'm struggling and struggling badly.

Zendaya & Alexandra

Valentine's Day It was Valentine's Day, Zendaya had planned an extraordinary day for her beloved partner, Alexandra Paul. The day began with a heart-pumping morning workout consisting of a 5 km run, followed by a refreshing dip in the pool.

Wannabees

Press Release As you can see, the Wannabees are extremely looking forward to the baby oil brawl, we have the sexiest bikinis we can buy and we know that no matter who we fight, we'll be taking their bikini home as a trophy.

Badass Barbies

Sydney Sweeney is Average In the world of celebrity culture, few things capture attention as swiftly as an unexpected controversy. Sydney Sweeney, known for her unabashed embrace of her physique, recently found herself at the center of a storm following an article from Slate Magazine.

Awesome Aries, Lost Wildcats & The Hot and The Dangerous

Coming Back from Japan As the plane carrying the Awesome Aries, Lost Wildcats and the Hot and the Dangerous stables took off, the leadership of the three teams were concerned about what would happen on the flight.

Hellfire Girls Club

The Interviews Good evening everyone, and welcome to the Hellfire Girls Club Press Conference!

Amped

Our Wish List. Part One. With a clatter of ice cubes, Ellie Goulding put her glass down on the table and moaned. Nestled in a plush Kyoto ryokan after their electrifying series of MMA fights at UCC XXV, Amped was nursing more than just hangovers.

Raccoon

Sneakers, Maids and Baby Oil. "What's this?" Victoria Justice asked as a pile of sneakers poured out from the wardrobe.

The Swami Sez

The Swami's Columbian Predictions. My key to successful predictions lies in strategic analysis of fighter performance. I prioritize selecting athletes currently on winning streaks, as they often maintain momentum and confidence, with tournament winners boasting an impressive 74% success rate in their subsequent matches.