Get ready for a fearless fighter who's ready to take on any challenge! Hailing from Coquille, Oregon USA, standing at a striking 5'8" and weighing in at a daring 138 pounds. She embodies the spirit of ancient warriors, bringing fearlessness and focus to the cage. Let's hear it for Tsianina Joelson! UCC fans, prepare yourselves for a fighter whose intensity knows no bounds. Hailing from Dublin, Ireland, Nadia Forde is a force of sheer violence and unpredictability that will keep all of us on the edge of our seats. Standing at a statuesque 5'7" and weighing a positive 137 pounds, she's a relentless powerhouse who channels seemingly uncontainable energy. My God! She truly is unpredictable and almost psychotic! Chaos is her middle name! As the crowd roars, Tsianina Joelson raises a fist, symbolizing her courageous spirit. With a fearless smile, she calls out to her opponent, "Brace yourself; we're about to make history in this cage." "You're dead meat, bitch! I'm about to fuck you up so bad, you'll be leaving here for the morgue!" Nadia Forde stomps around the cage, emitting an aura of violence and confidence. This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. The model's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. Nadia Forde comes with a 3 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Eva Habermann. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= Round one, fight! Nadia Forde fires the first taunt, "Tsianina, wake up. Time to die.". And Tsianina Joelson fires back! "Ha! Is that all you've got? Go home, The model." Nadia Forde fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Tsianina Joelson's chest! Slam! That almost popped Tsianina's breasts right out of her top! Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. The clock says 0:25 in the 1 round A punch from Tsianina Joelson... It grazes The model's right cheek. Tsianina Joelson and Nadia Forde engage in a wild exchange of punches! Both fighters are connecting, this could be ending soon if either lands a lucky punch. Tsianina Joelson fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! The model staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat! The model flexes her body and readies herself. She still looks fresh out there, and she's not afraid to share some choice words with her Tsianina, "You're trembling... can you feel it? That's the fear coursing through your veins as you gaze upon perfection. Brace yourself for annihilation." Middle kick from Nadia Forde. The kick just misses Tsianina's breasts. She'll be thanking her lucky stars that missed... Tsianina Joelson and Nadia Forde engage in a wild exchange of punches! The model is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. A very hard blow to Tsianina Joelson's mid-section. That hit her with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. A right hand from Nadia Forde... It misses its target. The clock says 1:35 in the 1 round Nadia Forde goes in with a looping right hand while Tsianina Joelson jumps back and jabs. The model only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. Tsianina Joelson tries to take the action to her favorite field as she tries to grapple. The model swings and Tsianina has to retreat. Nice avoiding that grapple, The model. Nadia Forde makes a quick move for Tsianina Joelson's dark long ponytail. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Tsianina is squealing in pain! The model has literally thrown her to the canvas by the hair. That's a devastating hair mare, The model's removing strands of her opponent's dark long ponytail from her hands. The model is standing while Tsianina is on the ground on her back. Tsianina is trying to get back onto her feet. She staggers a little, but the Raccoon member is vertical again. OK folks, Tsianina is back on her feet and ready to continue fighting. The Raccoon combatant will not be wanting to hit the canvas again. A bone shattering straight left hand from Nadia Forde! Tsianina ducks under...that one was too close! Tsianina is trying to counter now... Tsianina Joelson goes for a low kick... The model avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a cat! A pussy cat! Tsianina steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do that! The model gestures to Eva Habermann, she wants the fight to continue. Nadia Forde found an opening in the defense of Tsianina Joelson, she's launching a big hook! She landed it! That could break Tsianina's ribs. Oh my gosh! BANG! That shot was right onto Tsianina Joelson's perfectly lovely tits! It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. Tsianina Joelson throws a lazy punch towards Nadia Forde's belly. What the...Tsianina's punch has drifted below the belt and she's clawing at The model's crotch! Did the referee see that? Is she blind? Eva Habermann didn't see that foul. Some nice shots from Nadia Forde. She stuns Tsianina. Now's the time for The model to strike for a win. Shovel hook by Tsianina Joelson! She tags The model! That was brutal. Nadia Forde moves to attack! The model misses a knee. Tsianina will be thanking her lucky stars! The model misses a step and Tsianina sees an opportunity to counter her... Tsianina Joelson wants to take the advantage of this fight and she tries to clinch with Nadia Forde. Tsianina moves forward and holds The model, their breasts pressing against each other. Tsianina Joelson doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Nadia Forde's embrace and tries to move away. Nadia Forde pushes Tsianina Joelson forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. The clock says 3:35 in the 1 round Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Tsianina Joelson tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Tsianina Joelson circles out and slips free of Nadia Forde's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position. A shake of the head from Tsianina. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. Nadia Forde and Tsianina Joelson engage in a wild exchange of punches! Tsianina is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. There's a low kick by Tsianina Joelson, helping to maintain her distance. Oh no, bad move. That was far from landing. Tsianina gets sloppy and Nadia Forde tries to take advantage... A high kick from Nadia Forde, her smooth leg shooting out. Terrible attempt! She misses badly. The model slips and falls! Tsianina's laughing at her! Tsianina is standing while The model is on the ground on her back. The model doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She tries to get back on her feet. She can't do it! Tsianina keeps her on the canvas, "Impressive resilience, but sometimes even the fearless need to know when to yield. Save your energy for a fight you can win." Tsianina is standing while The model is on the ground on her back. The model tries to stand up! Yes...she's now on her feet. The model's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her dark hair and gathers herself. The clock says 4:45 in the 1 round Nadia Forde fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! Tsianina staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat! Poorly executed technique from The model. Tsianina looks to counter... Tsianina Joelson tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... The model blocks and steps away. Nadia Forde's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Nadia Forde throws a low kick with her toned leg. Tsianina blocks with ease, she's laughing at The model! Talk about arrogance. Poorly executed technique from The model. Tsianina looks to counter... Several good body shots from Tsianina Joelson... They're landing on The model. Bang, bang, bang. Referee Eva Habermann stops the action and is having to yell at the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over. That was an even round for the most part. Too close to call. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= High kick from Tsianina Joelson! Her legs look amazing! It connects! The model seems to be done! It's going to be hard for The model to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Right cheek is swelling up big time. Nadia Forde dodges a strike and counters with a crushing hook! That almost lifts Tsianina from the ground! The power behind that is so dangerous and so electric, The model is a genius in the cage. Oh no! Tsianina will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Nose has taken some brutal punishment. Lightning fast low kick from Nadia Forde! She can really move when she wants to. Loud pop! I'm sure that hurts! Yes, Tsianina's in some pain now. Tsianina is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles around her opponent. Tsianina Joelson goes in with a looping right hand while Nadia Forde jumps back and jabs. That one hits, but The model seems unaffected. She's countering with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here. The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round The two ladies exchange punches wildly. The model connects with a few punches. Tsianina Joelson tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two combo. Those punches are landing on The model's face. She can feel them, for sure. There's a vicious laceration on The model's Mouth. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Nadia Forde fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Tsianina Joelson's chest! Slam! That almost popped Tsianina's breasts right out of her top! Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. BANG! That shot was right onto Tsianina Joelson's perfectly lovely tits! It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. Nadia Forde throws a hook. The model fails to land it. Crisp uppercut by Tsianina Joelson followed by a hard jab... Connecting with The model and making her stumble back. Those hits are taking their toll. That looks like it hurts! The model's Nose isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. The clock says 1:40 in the 2 round Nadia Forde chases Tsianina Joelson and launches a few perfect strikes... Tsianina ducks backwards and avoids them. The model misses a step and Tsianina sees an opportunity to counter her... Nadia Forde launches a body shot. Tsianina dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing stuff, the crowd love it! The clock says 1:50 in the 2 round Nadia Forde fires a series of low kicks. All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from The model. Incredible high kick from Nadia Forde! Tsianina deflects and sidesteps. Such grace! I love it! The model gets sloppy and Tsianina Joelson tries to take advantage... Tsianina Joelson tries a hook to the body! She hits The model's breasts hard! Oh my! The model will be wishing for a padded bra before this night is over. Nadia Forde and Tsianina Joelson engage in a wild exchange of punches! The model is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. We're at 2:21 Round 2. This crowd is behind Tsianina and with good reason, she looks a million dollars. Tsianina Joelson fakes a punch and launches herself over Nadia Forde. Nice move by Tsianina who clinches and pushes The model against the cage. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. The two fighters are holding each other close. Both Tsianina and The model are taking a moment to slow things down. Eva Habermann sees a lack of activity in the clinch and separates the fighters. "Come on ladies, you're here to fight not hug." The clock says 2:40 in the 2 round Tsianina steps backwards away from The model. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit. You can see how sweaty she is, I just hope she has the fitness to continue. Nadia Forde is swinging for the fences! Tsianina back pedals and creates some space. Tsianina Joelson launches a rapid series of punches... She's taking The model from one end of the cage to the other. That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts! Oh My! That is a nasty cut on The model's Right eye. The winner is Tsianina Joelson by Injury (Deep cut Right eye) at 3:12 Round 2! Congratulations! Statistics: Tsianina Joelson Punches 32/43 (74%) Kicks 1/5 (20%) Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%) Takedowns 0/1 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 2/2 (100%) Damage caused 1194,54 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 12 s Statistics: Nadia Forde Punches 19/37 (51%) Kicks 3/11 (27%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 1/2 (50%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 916,75 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 22 s Tsianina Joelson wins 24,50 ranking points after the fight. Nadia Forde loses -15,31 ranking points after the fight. Not a bad show by Tsianina Joelson today. No doubt her hard core fans will be happy with her efforts. If she continues to show off her cleavage and her legs, I think she'll draw in even more fans. (181 points) Nadia Forde has had some absorbing moments tonight. She contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the Jungfrau Park (Interlaken, Switzerland). I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then she should start to draw in even more fans. (176 points) Oh yes! What a superb fight! Undoubtedly one of the fights of the year! Tsianina and The model proved that they have the skills, abilities and looks to sell tickets and merchandise.