She's a true marvel of dedication and skill. Coming all the way from Reading, Pennsylvania, USA, standing at an elegant 5'11" and weighing in at a positive 139 pounds. Known for her unwavering focus and determination, she's not just a fighter; she's a force of nature. Let's hear it for Taylor Swift! Are you ready? Hailing from Santiago, Chile, here comes Cote de Pablo. She's the maestro of keeping her cool in the heat of battle, all while delivering a touch of sarcastic wit. Standing at a statuesque 5'7" and weighing a healthy 141 pounds, she's a true tactician inside the arena. Even under pressure, she'll deliver quips that keep everyone on their toes. Taylor Swift checks her attire. She ensures that there are no loose knots or buttons. If her perfectly lovely breasts were to be exposed due to a wardrobe malfunction, it would be very unprofessional. Cote de Pablo steps around in the cage with a sly grin, gesturing for her opponent to bring it on, "I've been waiting for this moment, but you look like you just woke up." This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. Cote is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll have to do her best to score a win. Cote de Pablo comes with a 4 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell rings and Cote is already calling Taylor Swift out, "I was told I'd be facing a worthy opponent, not a warm-up act – surprise me, if you can." The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round Taylor Swift goes in with a looping right hand while Cote de Pablo jumps back and jabs. Taylor only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. Taylor Swift grabs Cote by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground! Cote is wriggling around...Taylor is unable to take her down. The clock says 0:35 in the 1 round Taylor Swift fakes a punch and launches herself over Cote de Pablo. Great move by Taylor! She pushes Cote under a troublesome thai clinch. It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Cote de Pablo tries to take Taylor Swift down...Taylor stumbles backwards and Cote launches a few punches... Taylor dodges and moves away a couple of steps... Taylor is trying to counter now... Taylor Swift throws a looping left hand... That lands on Cote's chin and stops her in her tracks! Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Cote's Right eye. The clock says 1:00 in the 1 round Oh no! A bad move from Cote de Pablo! She almost puts her head in the path of Taylor's kick. Buy a lottery ticket, Cote! The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round Taylor Swift fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Cote de Pablo's chest! Cote blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Cote's eyes is pure poison! Cote de Pablo fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! Taylor didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground! Cote de Pablo is in open guard over Taylor. Taylor Swift is trying to close her guard around Cote de Pablo. "Uhhh Cote...ughh...get off me..." Taylor succeeds in her attempt, I think Cote looks worried. Cote de Pablo is in closed guard over Taylor. Taylor Swift launches a few weak punches. Cote blocks them effectively. Taylor needs to get more steam behind those hits. Cote is trying to counter now... Pitty-pat punches from Cote de Pablo. Taylor doesn't flinch. She can take that sort of crap all day. Cote de Pablo is in closed guard over Taylor. Cote de Pablo tries to better her position on the ground... Taylor holds Cote's head against her chin in the closed guard. Poorly executed technique from Cote. Taylor looks to counter... Cote de Pablo is in closed guard, as Taylor Swift tries to roll on the ground. Cote uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. The clock says 2:00 in the 1 round Cote de Pablo is in closed guard over Taylor. Taylor Swift launches a few weak punches. Cote blocks them effectively. Taylor needs to get more steam behind those hits. Cote tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Cote de Pablo launches a few punches at Taylor Swift. Taylor holds Cote's arms and blocks the punches! The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round Cote de Pablo is in closed guard over Taylor. Cote has some bruises after a few exchanges with her opponent. I guess there's nothing like a few war wounds to impress the girls in the locker room. Taylor Swift launches a few weak punches. Cote blocks them effectively. Taylor needs to get more steam behind those hits. Taylor clumsily fails here and it's time for Cote to fight back... Cote de Pablo launches a few punches at Taylor Swift. Taylor holds Cote's arms and blocks the punches! Referee Dita Von Teese is gesturing for both fighters to get back to their feet. She has seen enough inactivity. Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Cote is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Taylor runs her fingers through her blonde hair. An inside leg kick from Cote de Pablo. The kick goes awry and Cote almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. Cote de Pablo leans forwards and tries to grapple with Taylor Swift. Cote shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Taylor. The two women now clinching and looking very hot. It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Taylor Swift fakes a few punches and tries a quick knee. Cote gets hit in the abdomen. She's holding her abdomen in pain. I bet she wishes she was home in bed right now! Cote de Pablo pushes away Taylor Swift, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Taylor Swift stumbles backwards and Cote de Pablo circles to get the center of the cage. Taylor Swift fakes a punch and launches herself over Cote de Pablo. Cote counters with a few fake punches and then backpedals. Taylor steps backwards away from Cote. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit. You can see how sweaty she is, I just hope she has the fitness to continue. Cote de Pablo tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Taylor blocks and steps away. Taylor tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Here comes Taylor Swift with a vicious middle kick! That lands hard on Cote's perfectly lovely tits! Taylor Swift moves forward looking for some action. She surprises Cote with double overhooks! Cote de Pablo decides to launch some tentative punches... Taylor takes the best of a brief punching exchange. A bone shattering straight left hand from Cote de Pablo! Taylor ducks under...that one was too close! The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round Taylor Swift's mind is definitely in this fight. She sees an opening and delivers a big right hand... Wow! Cote's going to have a headache after that one. Taylor Swift found an opening in the defense of Cote de Pablo, she's launching a big uppercut... Bingo! Cote's wobbling! That must have hurt like a bitch. Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Cote's Chin is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. What a terribly one sided match...Taylor wasn't ready to fight a fighter of Cote's caliber. A wicked punch by Taylor Swift! She rocks Cote and puts her in a world of hurt. Cote looks like she's done. Her chest is heaving as she tries to catch her breath. Cote de Pablo makes a quick move for Taylor Swift's blonde hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Taylor pulls her head away, leaving Cote with just a few strands in her hands. The American star squeals at her attacker, "Leave my hair alone, you psycho bitch!" Cote clumsily fails here and it's time for Taylor to fight back... Taylor Swift launches a solid middle kick. Oh no! It wrenches Cote right under the breasts! Pushing her back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top! BANG! That shot was right onto Cote de Pablo's perfectly lovely tits! It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. Taylor fakes a move and moves laterally. Taylor Swift begins to launch a barrage of punches over Cote de Pablo! This is getting worse and worse for Cote. She's in a world of hurt now and I think she may be about to black out. That looks like it hurts! Cote's Mouth isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. Cote has been opened up by Taylor...the Karate Divas fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Taylor has punished Cote, the Chilean fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. Cote de Pablo fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! Taylor staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat! Dita Von Teese separates the fighters as the round concludes. Oh! The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Dita Von Teese is forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to their corners. This round is clearly for Taylor. As she returns to her corner she calls out, "Excellent effort, but I'm afraid excellence just isn't enough today." ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Taylor Swift looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Cote de Pablo's punches. Cote is on the receiving end of a great combo by Taylor. Taylor Swift wants this win. She unleashes a mighty kick. Brutal high kick to Cote! The crowd are screaming "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" Cote hits the ground like a rag doll! That surgical strike by Taylor has left Cote unconscious on the mat! This is insane! Cote has been opened up by Taylor...the Karate Divas fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Taylor Swift has won this fight! It's victory by KO (High kick) at 0:26 Round 2! Nice work! Statistics: Taylor Swift Punches 13/20 (65%) Kicks 3/5 (60%) Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%) Takedowns 0/1 (0%) GnP strikes 0/9 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 3307,63 Clinch Damage 282 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 51 s Statistics: Cote de Pablo Punches 3/6 (50%) Kicks 0/2 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/3 (0%) Takedowns 1/3 (33%) GnP strikes 0/11 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 8,5 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 51 s Taylor Swift wins 43,02 ranking points after the fight. Cote de Pablo loses -26,89 ranking points after the fight. What a performance by Taylor! This girl is not just a pretty face and a great body, she's got the skills to get the job done and keep the fans happy. (415 points) A dominating performance by Cote who took her best game against Taylor. I have no doubt Cote will be gracing the cover of Total Knock Out in the near future. (471 points) What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a freaking cage! It's girls like Taylor and Cote that make the ticket price worth every cent.