Shailene Woodley enters the cage and this place seems about to burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of them wearing "I love Shailene" T-shirts and holding "Shailene for President" signs. Get ready for a display of courage and skill, fight fans! From the vibrant landscapes of Teddington, London, UK, standing at a statuesque 5'7" and weighing in at a svelte 124 pounds. She's not just a fighter; she's a lioness in the cage. Introducing the fearless woman with gracefully natural breasts, the audacious Keira Knightley! Shailene Woodley appears calm in her corner. She certainly looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! Let's go!" Fearless, Courageous and Bold. Those are just three words used to describe Keira Knightley. As she stands in the cage and waits for the first round to begin, the only thing I can think about is if there was a zombie apocalypse, I want her in my survival party. Shailene Woodley has fought Keira Knightley 2 times. She has won 2 of them. According to the betting statistics I've seen, Shailene is the fighter that'll win tonight. Shailene Woodley comes with a 2 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Autumn Reeser. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The first round bell sounds and Shailene's already talking trash to Keira Knightley, "Time for you to lose! Prepare yourself!" The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round Shailene Woodley steps forward... Keira catches her with an uppercut to the face! That will leave a bruise on her cheek! Shailene Woodley goes to the body... Her punches graze Keira's arm and have zero effect. Shailene Woodley moves aside and launches a furious low kick! Keira checks the kick. The clock says 0:50 in the 1 round Shailene Woodley lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighter's legs are amazing to watch! Keira Knightley blocks the kick. Nice defending. Shailene Woodley looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Keira Knightley's punches. Both fighters are wildly hitting the air! Shailene Woodley fires a series of low kicks. All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from Shailene. Keira Knightley charges at Shailene Woodley throwing flurries left and right. Shailene gets out of the way. Almost running scared from Keira. Keira misses a step and Shailene sees an opportunity to counter her... An inside leg kick from Shailene Woodley. The kick goes awry and Shailene almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round Keira Knightley leans forwards and tries to grapple with Shailene Woodley. Keira shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Shailene. The two women now clinching and looking very hot. Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Keira Knightley doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Shailene Woodley's embrace and tries to move away. Nice move from Keira Knightley who puts some distance between herself and Shailene Woodley. The clock says 1:50 in the 1 round Shailene takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of sweat running between her breasts. Tremendous strikes from Shailene Woodley! Keira blocks with confidence and skill. Text book defense. Shailene gets sloppy and Keira Knightley tries to take advantage... Tremendous strikes from Keira Knightley! Some big punches are landing! This could be the end of Shailene! This isn't good for Shailene! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round Brutal combination from Shailene Woodley! Keira moves aside and dodges. She refuses to be hit with that exchange. Keira steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do that! Shailene gestures to Autumn Reeser, she wants the fight to continue. The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round Shailene Woodley looks to close the range with Keira Knightley and tries to grapple... Oh baby, that's a nice move. Shailene shoves herself over her opponent and secures a single collar tie. Keira Knightley pushes away Shailene Woodley, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Shailene Woodley stumbles backwards and Keira Knightley circles to get the center of the cage. Keira Knightley moves forward and tries a Superman punch! She's committing everything with this kind of attack. Bang! That crushes Shailene's face and maybe her hopes of winning this fight! The smile on Keira's face is priceless. This isn't good for Shailene! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Keira Knightley tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Shailene blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt! The damage has been done and Shailene Woodley has hyper-extended her arm. I doubt she will be able to throw too many punches with that arm now. The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round A right hand from Keira Knightley... Yes! She makes Shailene stumble back! Superb haymaker by Keira Knightley... It smashes into Shailene's face like a cannonball! Ohhh, she's not so pretty now. You can say goodbye to that modeling contract, love. Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Shailene's Mouth is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Shailene has been opened up by Keira...the Lost Wildcats fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Shailene Woodley continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Autumn Reeser is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Shailene Woodley launches a furious hook! Keira ducks under and pushes Shailene, she's creating some space. Shailene Woodley shoots for a double leg takedown! Keira wobbles and manages to stay on her feet. Keira tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Keira Knightley moves forward, she's looking for some grappling action. Keira has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch! Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. You can see Shailene Woodley's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her straight brunette hair. Shailene has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Shailene Woodley and Keira Knightley are cliched up against the cage. Shailene steps for a throw... Keira stays on her feet. The crowd appreciate that kind of skill. Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Shailene Woodley's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Keira Knightley smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Shailene Woodley pushes Keira Knightley against the cage and tries to work her dirty boxing. Keira pushes Shailene away and circles away from her. Shailene gets sloppy and Keira Knightley tries to take advantage... Keira Knightley launches a rapid series of punches... She's taking Shailene from one end of the cage to the other. That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts! Shailene's Mouth is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this into account for future fights between these two. Shailene Woodley's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Keira Knightley smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Keira Knightley paws at Shailene Woodley. Shailene swings ineffectively and backs away. Shailene Woodley launches a furious low kick! This fighter's legs are amazing to watch! Keira blocks, showing some great skill. Shailene Woodley continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Autumn Reeser is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Keira connects with a few punches. Keira Knightley's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Good looking front kick from Keira Knightley... It connects and Shailene stumbles backwards... Ow! A thumping hit to Shailene Woodley's chest! Her alluring C cup breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and black by morning. Keira has Shailene staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her straight brunette hair is plastered to her face and her alluring C cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. Keira Knightley's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Keira Knightley goes to the body... She punishes Shailene's ribs with a couple of hooks. Some of those hits are landing right in her cleavage! BANG! That shot was right onto Shailene Woodley's utterly alluring tits! It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round You can see Shailene Woodley's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her straight brunette hair. Shailene has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Shailene Woodley just won't stop and continues to rain punches! Keira quickly defends. Just in time! Keira is trying to counter now... Keira Knightley avoids a dangerous strike from Shailene Woodley... Keira counters with a solid straight! That's just beautiful to watch! This isn't good for Shailene! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this into account for future fights between these two. Shailene Woodley is a bloody mess! Keira Knightley has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Shailene is even thinking of fighting on. Keira Knightley moves forward and launches a high kick! What a vicious high kick, Keira has legs that can kill! She almost took Shailene's head off with that one! Shailene fell like she got shot! This is over! Oh My God! This is insane! Insane! Shailene has been opened up by Keira...the Lost Wildcats fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. And here is your winner...Keira Knightley! Marking her victory by KO (High kick) at 5:00 Round 1! Well done! Statistics: Shailene Woodley Punches 0/24 (0%) Kicks 0/7 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/3 (0%) Takedowns 0/1 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 0 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 0 s Statistics: Keira Knightley Punches 25/31 (81%) Kicks 3/3 (100%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 3745,69 Clinch Damage 437,5 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 0 s Shailene Woodley loses -39,14 ranking points after the fight. Keira Knightley wins 59,49 ranking points after the fight. Keira will be getting drunk and laid tonight! She's the upset winner! That was a decent performance from Shailene Woodley tonight. In my eyes, she read the fight well and wasn't afraid of engaging. Hopefully she can level out her aggression and do something about her hair, if she can manage that, then it's possible she'll go far in the UCC. (54 points) A highlight reel performance by Keira from beginning to end! We want this woman at every UCC event! The crowd love watching her work in the cage. (672 points) What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a freaking cage! It's girls like Keira and Shailene that make the ticket price worth every cent.