The fans can sense the tantalizing, sexual energy in the arena. Hailing from the USA, Miley Cyrus is the queen of sensual allure. Standing at a radiant 5'5" and weighing 106 pounds, she commands the spotlight with sexuality that's as arousing as it is mesmerizing. Every move she makes, she exudes an irresistible aura. Kristen Bell is the favored fighter of the crowd here tonight. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name on them. She flexes her body for the crowd as they start to chant her name. Miley Cyrus is the very definition of sexual confidence. She smiles broadly at her opponent, makes a V with her fingers and then flicks her tongue between her fingers. "Don't you feel horny just being in the cage with me?" Kristen Bell doesn't look concerned about anything her opponent brings to this match. She eyes her up, "I hope you're ready to have your ass kicked!" Miley Cyrus has fought Kristen Bell 3 times. She has won 3 of them. Kristen's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. Miley Cyrus comes with a 3 fight winning streak. Kristen Bell comes with a 2 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell rings and round one is underway. Miley's making an early statement by turning her back on her opponent and leaning forward to touch her toes. Now that's what I call a great looking ass. The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Bell! Miley ducks under...that one was too close! Kristen misses a step and Miley sees an opportunity to counter her... Miley Cyrus moves forward and launches a high kick! Kristen ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through her blonde hair. Lucky escape! Kristen Bell shoots for a double leg takedown! Miley wobbles and manages to stay on her feet. A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Bell! Miley ducks under...that one was too close! Kristen clumsily fails here and it's time for Miley to fight back... High kick from Miley Cyrus! Her legs look amazing! She misses narrowly! The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round Nice low kick from Kristen Bell...those kicks look dangerous. Miley stops it. Nice block! Kristen clumsily fails here and it's time for Miley to fight back... An overhand right from Miley Cyrus that looks like it's capable of destroying a brick wall! Kristen moves forward and closes the distance while blocking the punch. Miley Cyrus tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two combo. Those punches are landing on Kristen's face. She can feel them, for sure. Kristen has been opened up by Miley...the Awesome Aries fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Several good body shots from Miley Cyrus... They're landing on Kristen. Bang, bang, bang. The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round Kristen Bell suddenly spins around...twisting her body...her hair flicking around. Miley was aware of the move and she blocks it with confidence. Kristen Bell looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Miley Cyrus's punches. Kristen is on the receiving end of a great combo by Miley. Miley Cyrus tries to take the action to her favorite field as she tries to grapple. Kristen swings and Miley has to retreat. Nice avoiding that grapple, Kristen. Kristen Bell spins around and tries a spinning back kick! Her blonde hair flicking around as her leg shoots out towards Miley Cyrus. Miley ducks under the kick and hesitates for a moment, no doubt she was not expecting this kind of offense. Miley tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Miley Cyrus looks to close the range with Kristen Bell and tries to grapple... Kristen doesn't want anything to do with this as she moves backwards. Miley Cyrus paws at Kristen Bell. Kristen swings ineffectively and backs away. Miley tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Miley Cyrus launches a furious hook! That hits Kristen's chin like a wrecking ball! Kristen loses balance and goes to the mat. Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back. Miley Cyrus steps back and allows Kristen to get back to her feet. Kristen Bell keeps her eyes locked on Miley as she steadies herself. Kristen staggers back to her feet again. The petite fighter looks ready to go again. The clock says 2:25 in the 1 round Kristen Bell throws a lazy kick... Miley dodges and fires an uppercut that almost puts her in to orbit! Kristen is going to be nailed every time if she plays that game. Miley Cyrus's corner men are yelling for her to escape from the ground. Kristen Bell can totally finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Miley has got to find a way out now! Kristen Bell moves forward looking for some action. Kristen shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a double overhook! Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Oh shit...things are getting brutal. Kristen Bell has her hands full of Miley Cyrus's hair and is about to pull down hard. Miley is shaking her head like a woman possessed. She whips her head back and Kristen's fingers slide through her hair. That was a narrow escape. Miley Cyrus looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Kristen Bell's punches. Miley measures the resilience of Kristen's chin with an uppercut while Kristen lands some great crosses. Miley Cyrus launches a stiff jab, right towards Kristen Bell's face! Kristen ducks that one. Miley Cyrus found an opening in the defense of Kristen Bell, she's launching a big uppercut... Bingo! Kristen's wobbling! That must have hurt like a bitch. There's a vicious laceration on Kristen's Chin. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Here comes Miley Cyrus with a vicious middle kick! That lands hard on Kristen's perfectly lovely tits! Kristen Bell ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind of damage could stop the fight. Kristen will need to dig deep to fight through this. The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round Kristen Bell's corner men are yelling for her to escape from the ground. Miley Cyrus can totally finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Kristen has got to find a way out now! Miley Cyrus jumps over Kristen and tries to grapple. Miley pushes Kristen against the cage in a plum position! It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. I don't think the crowd like this. Miley and Kristen are just holding onto each other. The referee needs to get in there and separate them. Dita Von Teese sees a lack of activity in the clinch and separates the fighters. "Come on ladies, you're here to fight not hug." The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Miley Cyrus can end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to pound Kristen Bell into mincemeat. Miley Cyrus decides to launch some tentative punches... Miley takes the best of a brief punching exchange. American fans are getting concerned. It looks as if their fighter, Miley, is running out of steam in this match. Kristen Bell attempts a shoot! Miley hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That looks to have dazzled Kristen, she's in a world of hurt now! Miley Cyrus launches a stiff jab, it's aimed directly at Kristen Bell's face! That barely hits Kristen's face but it seems like one finger has poked her eye! Does the referee see that? Dita Von Teese didn't see the foul! The clock says 4:20 in the 1 round Quick hook by Kristen Bell. It glances off Miley's arms. Kristen Bell tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants Miley on the mat. Miley won't budge! She's forcing Kristen to pull guard. Miley Cyrus is in closed guard over Kristen. Miley Cyrus uses some of her wrestling skills to escape from the closed guard! After a few tentative moves Miley jumps to side mount! The crowd in H.R. Giger Museum (Gruyeres, Switzerland) is cheering for her! The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round Miley Cyrus is in a side mount over Kristen Bell. The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Miley Cyrus looks to mount Kristen Bell... Miley slides her knee across and gets to mount. Miley Cyrus is in full mount position over Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell tries to roll on the ground. Miley knows how to keep her advantage on the ground. Kristen gets sloppy and Miley Cyrus tries to take advantage... Miley Cyrus tries to keep her position. That look in her eye, I think she wants to begin a good pounding session... Miley controls the situation despite Kristen's efforts of escaping from the full mount. Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over. You have to give that round to Miley. She looks over at her opponent and calls out, "That was almost too easy! Maybe next time you can just try and make out with me." ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Miley Cyrus throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand to the chin! The strikes hit home! Kristen is going to go down! She's hurt badly...the crowd are on their feet! Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Kristen's Chin is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Kristen has been opened up by Miley...the Awesome Aries fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. The clock says 0:25 in the 2 round Miley Cyrus launches a rapid series of punches... She's taking Kristen from one end of the cage to the other. That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts! Miley has opened Kristen up! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Kristen's Right cheek. That punishment by Miley has left Kristen staggered! Miley should try to push forward now and finish this! Miley Cyrus fakes a punch and launches herself over Kristen Bell. Great move by Miley! She pushes Kristen under a troublesome thai clinch. Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Kristen Bell is a bloody mess! Miley Cyrus has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Kristen is even thinking of fighting on. Miley Cyrus gets herself into a good position and looks to change levels for the takedown... Miley gets hold of a leg and trips Kristen to the mat! Miley Cyrus is in closed guard over Kristen. Miley Cyrus is in closed guard, as Kristen Bell tries to roll on the ground. Miley uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. Miley Cyrus is in closed guard over Kristen. Kristen Bell tries to move on the ground and shows Miley Cyrus a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Kristen." Oh! A big elbow attempt from Miley. Bang! Kristen's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her head against the mat! Dita Von Teese knows she may be calling off the fight soon! Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Kristen's Forehead. Miley Cyrus is in closed guard over Kristen. Kristen Bell's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her blonde hair. Miley Cyrus is in closed guard, as Kristen Bell tries to roll on the ground. Miley uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. Kristen misses a step and Miley sees an opportunity to counter her... Miley Cyrus's looking to pass Kristen Bell's guard... Miley Cyrus gets her hips free and moves to half guard. The clock says 1:30 in the 2 round Miley Cyrus is in half guard over Kristen. Kristen Bell is a bloody mess! Miley Cyrus has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Kristen is even thinking of fighting on. Miley Cyrus attempts to free her leg. Miley uses her skills by jumping out of Kristen's guard. She then moves quickly to side mount! Miley Cyrus is in a side mount over Kristen Bell. Miley Cyrus launches a vicious knee to Kristen Bell's head! Bang! Kristen needs to escape! The noise in here is deafening! The crowd are chanting, "Miley! Miley!" Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Kristen's Mouth is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Miley Cyrus is in a side mount over Kristen Bell. The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Miley Cyrus looks to mount Kristen Bell... Miley slides her knee across and gets to mount. Miley Cyrus is in full mount position over Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Miley Cyrus smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Miley Cyrus positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. One, two, three! Kristen's being punished here! It's going to be hard for Kristen to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Mouth is swelling up big time. Miley has inflicted a deep cut on Kristen's Mouth. There's some blood coming from that wound. Miley Cyrus is in full mount position over Kristen Bell. You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Miley Cyrus can end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to pound Kristen Bell into mincemeat. Kristen Bell tries to roll to her side and trap Miley Cyrus in her guard... Miley rolls her over and takes her back! Miley is pressing Kristen's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet Kristen's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her breasts. Miley is in rear mount over Kristen. You can see Kristen Bell's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her blonde hair. Kristen has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Kristen is trying to get back onto her feet. Oh! There's a push from Miley and Kristen is still on the canvas, "Keep getting up, honey, it just gives me more chances to flaunt my skills. And trust me, you won't be disappointed with the grand finale!" Miley is in rear mount over Kristen. Kristen Bell's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her blonde hair. The Badass Barbies fans are cheering Kristen on as she tries to get back to her feet... Oh my! Kristen isn't going anywhere! That's a nasty shove from Miley to keep her on the ground. The clock says 2:35 in the 2 round Miley is in rear mount over Kristen. You can see Kristen Bell's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her blonde hair. Kristen has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Kristen Bell has Miley Cyrus, she's controlling her back while on the ground. She tries to roll and find an escape... Miley is unable to move under Kristen's control. Miley Cyrus is in closed guard over Kristen. You can see Kristen Bell's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her blonde hair. Kristen has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Miley Cyrus struggles on the ground and tries to break Kristen Bell's guard... Miley's in Kristen's open guard now. Nice work from Miley. Miley Cyrus is in open guard over Kristen. Kristen Bell is a bloody mess! Miley Cyrus has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Kristen is even thinking of fighting on. Miley Cyrus works on the ground with her fingers over Kristen Bell's face. Miley seems to have encountered an eye! What a classless move! I'll be crossing Miley off my Christmas list! Is she blind? Dita Von Teese didn't see that foul. Miley Cyrus is in open guard over Kristen. Kristen Bell is a bloody mess! Miley Cyrus has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Kristen is even thinking of fighting on. Miley's taking this opportunity to rest. Miley Cyrus is in open guard over Kristen. What the hell is Miley Cyrus up to? She's moving around on the canvas and positioning herself... Damn! Brutal headbutt from Miley! Is this the kind of fighting the Badass Barbies endorses? Dita Von Teese has seen that! OK folks, it looks like Dita Von Teese is giving Kristen a moment to gather her thoughts. That's very nice of her, don't you think? Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The fans at the H.R. Giger Museum (Gruyeres, Switzerland) are cheering for the girls. What a terribly one sided match...Kristen wasn't ready to fight a fighter of Miley's caliber. Miley Cyrus goes for a low kick... Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It connects! Kristen is in trouble! Big trouble! It's going to be hard for Kristen to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Forehead is swelling up big time. There's a vicious laceration on Kristen's Forehead. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. It's a win for the American fighter, Miley Cyrus. At 3:26 Round 2, the win coming via Injury (Vicious cut Forehead). Statistics: Miley Cyrus Punches 27/31 (87%) Kicks 4/6 (67%) Clinch strikes 3/4 (75%) Takedowns 1/1 (100%) GnP strikes 5/5 (100%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 5341,92 Clinch Damage 69,5 Ground Damage 950,83 Time on the ground 166 s Statistics: Kristen Bell Punches 2/14 (14%) Kicks 0/2 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/5 (0%) Takedowns 0/2 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 11,75 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 176 s Miley Cyrus wins 17,76 ranking points after the fight. Kristen Bell loses -10,66 ranking points after the fight. Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Miley. This woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows exactly what she's doing in the cage. (697 points) Kristen Bell has had some absorbing moments tonight. She contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the H.R. Giger Museum (Gruyeres, Switzerland). I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then she should start to draw in even more fans. (54 points) Awesome Aries and Badass Barbies should pay Kristen and Miley extra just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have it all. 'Nuff said.