She's ready to steal the spotlight! Hailing from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, USA, Myla Dalbesio is the mistress of blending charm and skill, she's utterly captivating. Standing at an elegant 5'11" and weighing 152 pounds, she's got a smile and a wink that can melt hearts. Fighting isn't just about power, but also about the art of charisma. Katy Perry is the favored fighter of the crowd here tonight. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name on them. She flexes her body for the crowd as they start to chant her name. Katy Perry glares at her opponent from the opposite corner. She's confident she can win this. Myla Dalbesio struts around the cage with a seductive grin and addresses the crowd, "Who's here to witness a true knockout? You all are!" She runs her fingers through her dark hair and winks at her opponent. Katy Perry has fought Myla Dalbesio 3 times. She has lost 2 of them. Myla is the favourite by the betting sites on the Internet. Katy Perry comes with a 2 fight winning streak. Myla Dalbesio comes with a 5 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Toccara Jones. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell announces the first round! Katy Perry and Myla Dalbesio are trading insults, "Myla, I'm gonna beat you tonight!". "Such bravado! But I know you actually want to kiss me, Katy." Several good body shots from Myla Dalbesio... Nice evading by Katy. She shows some great skills, much to the frustration of Myla. Myla gets sloppy and Katy Perry tries to take advantage... Katy Perry is holding Myla's right leg. Myla should never have got herself in this spot, Katy is trying to take her down. Myla loses her balance and goes to the ground. Katy Perry is in a side mount over Myla Dalbesio. Myla Dalbesio attempts to trap Katy Perry in her guard. Myla manages to switch to full guard. Katy Perry is in closed guard over Myla. Katy Perry is in closed guard, as Myla Dalbesio tries to roll on the ground. Katy uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. Katy Perry is in closed guard over Myla. Hang on a second folks, it looks like Katy Perry is trying to inflict a crotch claw on Myla Dalbesio. Is the referee blind? Come on! That move isn't legal! Katy has her hand between Myla's thighs and is grinning as she digs her fingers in. Is she blind? Toccara Jones didn't see that foul. The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round Katy Perry is in closed guard over Myla. Katy breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down huge mouthfuls of oxygen. Katy Perry is in closed guard over Myla. I hate to see these fighters hurt. Katy really is taking a hammering here. If this doesn't end soon she could be heading home in an ambulance. Deep breaths from Myla Dalbesio who tries a hammer punch to Katy Perry's chest. Katy blocks those punches. The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not much action on the ground. The crowd appreciate her getting these girls back to their feet. Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision. Katy and Myla glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round Myla Dalbesio steps forward and fires a high kick! Katy blocks decisively and she glares at Myla, "No fucking way, bitch." Myla Dalbesio begins to launch a barrage of punches over Katy Perry! Katy is smart enough to duck backwards. Myla clumsily fails here and it's time for Katy to fight back... Good looking front kick from Katy Perry... Myla blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Katy. That all you got?" Katy Perry's corner men are yelling for her to escape from the ground. Myla Dalbesio can totally finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Katy has got to find a way out now! Myla Dalbesio throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand to the chin! Katy's defense muffles the blows. A narrow escape there! Myla clumsily fails here and it's time for Katy to fight back... Katy Perry is holding Myla Dalbesio's left leg. She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Myla down... Crash! Myla loses balance and goes to the ground. She could be in trouble. Katy Perry is in a side mount over Myla Dalbesio. Myla Dalbesio tries to show some of her ground skills. Katy uses her strength to keep Myla at a disadvantage. That's a nice show of power. Katy Perry is in a side mount over Myla Dalbesio. Katy Perry is on the ground on top of Myla Dalbesio. She has her fingers all over Myla's face. Katy looks like she poked Myla in the eye! What an asshole move! Toccara Jones saw it! Toccara Jones allows Myla time to recover. She takes some very heavy breaths and runs her fingers through her dark hair. The fight resumes with both fighters standing. Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision. Myla and Katy glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. Here comes Myla Dalbesio with a vicious middle kick! Katy dodges that one moving backwards. Very lucky escape, that was a match ending kick. Myla gets sloppy and Katy Perry tries to take advantage... Katy Perry fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Crack! It lands on Myla's chin. What a bell ringer! A right hand from Katy Perry... It gets deflected. Katy Perry moves aside and launches a furious low kick! Hard blow to Myla's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning. Hyper-extension of the leg. Myla has been injured. I've seen this a millions times, folks. The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round Katy Perry tries some clinching in order to control the fight. Myla moves backwards and circles around Katy to avoid the clinch. Myla is trying to counter now... Myla Dalbesio tries to finish this with a rear naked choke! Can she do it? Katy ducks under and pushes away her opponent. Myla was unable to gain the advantage there. The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round Myla Dalbesio decides to launch some tentative punches... Myla takes the best of a brief punching exchange. Incredible haymaker from Myla Dalbesio! It misses by a mile. Shocking attempt really. Katy is trying to counter now... A high kick from Katy Perry, her toned leg shooting out towards Myla Dalbesio's head. It grazes Myla's head, but she seems okay. Oh no! Myla will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Chin has taken some brutal punishment. Myla Dalbesio goes in with a looping right hand while Katy Perry jumps back and jabs. Myla seems staggered and Katy runs in to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. Myla Dalbesio's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Myla Dalbesio attempts a sweep single... Myla catches Katy's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick takedown by Myla. The clock says 3:35 in the 1 round Myla Dalbesio is in closed guard over Katy. Myla Dalbesio's looking to pass Katy Perry's guard... Myla Dalbesio gets her hips free and moves to half guard. Myla Dalbesio is in half guard over Katy. Myla is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd doesn't like this. Myla Dalbesio is in half guard over Katy. Myla Dalbesio launches a few fake punches as she tries to escape! Myla is countered by Katy. Bad judgment call by Myla there. Myla Dalbesio is in half guard over Katy. Myla Dalbesio launches a couple of fast knees to Katy Perry's ribs and tits! Katy moves on the ground and keeps Myla's knees at bay with her arms. Toccara Jones has seen enough passivity on the ground and stands up the fighters, "Come on ladies. This is a fight not a slumber party!" Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The fans at the H.R. Giger Museum (Gruyeres, Switzerland) are cheering for the girls. Myla Dalbesio and Katy Perry engage in a wild exchange of punches! Both fighters are connecting, this could be ending soon if either lands a lucky punch. Katy Perry throws a lazy kick... Myla blocks and keeps her distance. Myla misses a step and Katy sees an opportunity to counter her... Katy Perry fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Myla Dalbesio's chest! Myla blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Myla's eyes is pure poison! The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round Myla steps backwards away from Katy. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit. You can see how sweaty she is, I just hope she has the fitness to continue. Katy circles around Myla... Katy Perry jumps over Myla and tries to grapple. Katy pushes Myla against the cage in a plum position! Myla Dalbesio doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Katy Perry's embrace and tries to move away. Katy Perry pushes Myla Dalbesio forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. The clock says 4:35 in the 1 round We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. One, two, three! Myla Dalbesio doesn't stop launching those knees in the clinch! Katy blocks and then pushes away Myla! Poorly executed technique from Myla. Katy looks to counter... A solid combination from Katy Perry. All those punches connect with Myla. For every hit that lands, Katy's calling out "Take that, take that." Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Myla's Forehead. Katy Perry tries to take the action to her favorite field as she tries to grapple. Great move by Katy as she pushes Myla forward with double underhooks. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Katy Perry jumps forward with her knee rising! Hard impact to the face!! That strike sends Myla to the mat! Katy has inflicted a deep cut on Myla's Left cheek. There's some blood coming from that wound. Toccara Jones separates the fighters as the round concludes. Oh! The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Toccara Jones is forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to their corners. That round was a toss up. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Here comes Myla Dalbesio with a vicious middle kick! Katy dodges that one moving backwards. Very lucky escape, that was a match ending kick. Myla Dalbesio launches a shot seen throughout the arena! Katy stumbles back, her corner is screaming! Myla is coming in again! This is pure gold! Superb haymaker by Myla Dalbesio... Katy manages to move aside. Very, very lucky escape there. Myla Dalbesio looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Katy Perry's punches. Myla measures the resilience of Katy's chin with an uppercut while Katy lands some great crosses. Brutal combination from Myla Dalbesio! Katy's in a bad way, her legs look wobbly! She's seeing stars right now. The clock says 1:00 in the 2 round Myla Dalbesio steps forward and fires a high kick! Katy blocks decisively and she glares at Myla, "No fucking way, bitch." You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Myla Dalbesio can end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to pound Katy Perry into mincemeat. Myla Dalbesio's mind is definitely in this fight. She sees an opening and delivers a big right hand... Katy moves aside and dodges. Great skills shown there by Katy. Poorly executed technique from Myla. Katy looks to counter... Brilliant combination from Katy Perry... Myla is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those ones. Myla Dalbesio launches a stiff jab, it's aimed directly at Katy Perry's face! That barely hits Katy's face but it seems like one finger has poked her eye! Does the referee see that? Toccara Jones didn't see the foul! Incredible high kick from Myla Dalbesio! Katy deflects and sidesteps. Such grace! I love it! Katy is trying to counter now... An inside leg kick from Katy Perry. The kick goes awry and Katy almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. Katy Perry throws a lazy kick... Myla dodges and fires an uppercut that almost puts her in to orbit! Katy is going to be nailed every time if she plays that game. Katy Perry fires a series of low kicks. All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from Katy. Katy Perry attempts a shoot! Katy checks herself and stops before running into Myla's kick. Lucky girl! Katy is trying to counter now... Katy Perry fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Myla Dalbesio's chest! Slam! That almost popped Myla's breasts right out of her top! Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. Myla Dalbesio fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! Katy staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat! Myla Dalbesio launches a solid middle kick. That kick whizzes pass Katy. Poorly executed technique from Myla. Katy looks to counter... Lightning fast low kick from Katy Perry! She can really move when she wants to. Myla blocks that kick with her leg. Katy has seen better days. If she takes much more of a beating you can be sure she won't be featuring on any magazine covers, unless it's a medical journal. Oh no! A bad move from Katy Perry! She almost puts her head in the path of Myla's kick. Buy a lottery ticket, Katy! Myla clumsily fails here and it's time for Katy to fight back... Katy Perry moves forward, she's looking for some grappling action. Myla pushes Katy and keeps the fight at striking range. Brutal-looking high kick from Myla Dalbesio! Look out Katy Perry! BANG! You could hear the impact from the back seats! This action is insane! Katy Perry is holding Myla's right leg. Myla should never have got herself in this spot, Katy is trying to take her down. Myla shows great balance while pushing away Katy. Myla is trying to counter now... Brutal combination from Myla Dalbesio! Katy's in a bad way, her legs look wobbly! She's seeing stars right now. Katy Perry's corner men are yelling for her to escape from the ground. Myla Dalbesio can totally finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Katy has got to find a way out now! The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Both fighters are missing terribly. The crowd doesn't like this! The clock says 3:15 in the 2 round Myla Dalbesio moves aside and launches a furious low kick! Katy checks the kick. Katy is hurt, folks. There's tears on her cheeks and her eyes are red. She should be looking to avoid more damage or she'll lose this fight. I hope her spirit hasn't been broken. Myla Dalbesio tries to take the action to her favorite field as she tries to grapple. Great move by Myla as she pushes Katy forward with double underhooks. Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Myla Dalbesio grapples with Katy Perry and tries an inner leg sweep. Katy falls hard on the mat with Myla on top of her. The crowd love to see this sort of sexy action! The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round Myla Dalbesio is in half guard over Katy. Deep breaths from Katy Perry who tries a hammer punch to Myla Dalbesio's chest. Myla blocks those punches. Myla is trying to counter now... Myla Dalbesio tries to get a side mount... Myla releases her leg and is now controlling Katy from the side mount! I just love watching this technique. Don't you? The clock says 3:55 in the 2 round Myla Dalbesio is in a side mount over Katy Perry. You have to give credit to the match-maker for putting on such an even fight. No one-sided crush match here. Myla is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd doesn't like this. The clock says 4:05 in the 2 round Myla Dalbesio is in a side mount over Katy Perry. Myla Dalbesio is on the ground on top of Katy Perry. She has her fingers all over Katy's face. Myla looks like she poked Katy in the eye! What an asshole move! Is someone paying Toccara Jones to look the other way? She totally ignored that foul! Myla Dalbesio is in a side mount over Katy Perry. Myla Dalbesio positions herself over Katy Perry. "How do you like this, Katy?" Oh no, Myla's going for a crotch claw! That has to be illegal! Katy's not happy, tears are in her eyes as Myla locks her hand over her crotch! Oh my, that's humiliating. Is she blind? Toccara Jones didn't see that foul. Myla Dalbesio is in a side mount over Katy Perry. Katy Perry attempts to trap Myla Dalbesio in her guard. Myla keeps control and remains in side mount. Toccara Jones has seen enough passivity on the ground and stands up the fighters, "Come on ladies. This is a fight not a slumber party!" Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision. Myla and Katy glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. The clock says 4:40 in the 2 round Katy seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the initiative to her opponent. Katy Perry and Myla Dalbesio engage in a wild exchange of punches! Both fighters are missing terribly. This is not what people paid to see! Myla fakes a move and moves laterally. Myla Dalbesio makes a quick move for Katy Perry's hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Katy pulls her head away, leaving Myla with just a few strands in her hands. The American star squeals at her attacker, "Leave my hair alone, you psycho bitch!" Poorly executed technique from Myla. Katy looks to counter... Katy Perry is not showing great technique with that low kick... Myla is smart enough to block that one. Myla Dalbesio is holding Katy's right leg. Katy should never have got herself in this spot, Myla is trying to take her down. Katy loses her balance and goes to the ground. Referee Toccara Jones stops the action and is having to yell at the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over. This round is maybe for Myla, but it's close. ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= Katy Perry looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Myla Dalbesio's punches. Katy is on the receiving end of a great combo by Myla. Myla Dalbesio begins to launch a barrage of punches over Katy Perry! This is getting worse and worse for Katy. She's in a world of hurt now and I think she may be about to black out. High kick from Myla Dalbesio! Her legs look amazing! She misses narrowly! Myla misses a step and Katy sees an opportunity to counter her... Nice punch by Katy Perry. That nearly tags Myla. Myla Dalbesio moves to attack! Myla misses a knee. Katy will be thanking her lucky stars! Katy tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Katy Perry leans forwards and tries to grapple with Myla Dalbesio. Myla wants to maintain the distance and ducks that one. Myla Dalbesio launches a shot seen throughout the arena! Katy stumbles back, her corner is screaming! Myla is coming in again! This is pure gold! Myla Dalbesio throws a looping left hand... Katy moves aside and dodges. Katy Perry looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Myla Dalbesio's punches. Both fighters are wildly hitting the air! Myla Dalbesio tries some clinching in order to control the fight. Nicely done. Myla's clinching with Katy and their tits are mashed against each other. I'd like to be between that tit sandwich! Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Myla Dalbesio pushes Katy Perry against the cage and launches a few sick punches. A couple of unanswered uppercuts collide with Katy's chin! Her legs are wobbling! Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Katy's Chin. It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. The two fighters are holding each other close. Both Myla and Katy are taking a moment to slow things down. Toccara Jones steps in to break up the clinch. She forces the two fighters apart, "Enough cuddle time, ladies. Let's see some action." Myla Dalbesio throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand to the chin! The strikes hit home! Katy is going to go down! She's hurt badly...the crowd are on their feet! Katy's Chin is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Katy has a nasty cut on her Chin. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. A shake of the head from Myla. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. Myla Dalbesio launches a solid middle kick. Oh no! It wrenches Katy right under the breasts! Pushing her back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top! Katy Perry decides to launch some tentative punches... Myla takes the best of a brief punching exchange. The clock says 2:35 in the 3 round Katy Perry launches a stiff jab, it's aimed directly at Myla Dalbesio's face! Myla ducks that one. Myla Dalbesio charges at Katy Perry throwing flurries left and right. Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that do land are huge shots! Katy is rocked! Oh no! Katy will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment. Katy Perry and Myla Dalbesio engage in a wild exchange of punches! Myla is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. The clock says 3:05 in the 3 round It's not a desirable position that Katy Perry is in now. Myla Dalbesio's well known for her strong and relentless GnP. She's beaten a lot of girls to a bloody pulp in this position. Myla Dalbesio moves forward, she's looking for some grappling action. Myla has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch! It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Myla Dalbesio is controlling the clinch and launches a vicious knee! Crushing blow to Katy's face. That was a sick sound, like a brick hitting a bag full of mince meat! Katy's Right eye is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Myla has inflicted a deep cut on Katy's Right eye. There's some blood coming from that wound. Katy Perry doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Myla Dalbesio's embrace and tries to move away. Myla Dalbesio pushes Katy Perry forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their bodies can get. A flying knee from Katy Perry towards Myla Dalbesio! Katy misses the target terribly. What was she thinking? Poorly executed technique from Katy. Myla looks to counter... Katy Perry throws a combo... Myla ducks under and catches her with a counter! Katy swings again! And she's countered once more! Katy is looking bad here! This isn't good for Katy! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Katy seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. Myla Dalbesio runs in to capitalize and launches a barrage of punches over a dazed Katy Perry who almost cannot stand! One massive hit after another, Myla is punishing Katy! Holy shit, Toccara Jones should be doing something soon before Katy is seriously hurt. Myla has inflicted a deep cut on Katy's Nose. There's some blood coming from that wound. Myla has punished Katy, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. The clock says 3:55 in the 3 round Katy Perry's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Myla Dalbesio smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Oh no! A bad move from Katy Perry! She allows Myla to land a solid head kick. Katy's rocked with that one! Katy has been opened up by Myla...the Strikeforce fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Myla has Katy staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her hair is plastered to her face and her full D cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. The clock says 4:05 in the 3 round It looks as if Myla Dalbesio is out to embarrass her opponent! The Death By Bikini girl is making a grab for Katy Perry's outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie! "Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Katy is squealing! Myla has a firm grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie! A very hard blow to Katy Perry's mid-section. That hit her with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. That punishment by Myla has left Katy staggered! Myla should try to push forward now and finish this! Katy Perry's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Myla Dalbesio launches a couple of jabs and then a big hook! Katy blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat! Myla has Katy staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her hair is plastered to her face and her full D cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. Myla is standing while Katy is on the ground on her back. Katy Perry continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Myla Dalbesio launches a kick to Katy Perry's thigh... BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Katy is in serious pain! Myla is standing while Katy is on the ground on her back. Katy Perry's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Katy Perry launches an up-kick intended for Myla Dalbesio's head. It looks awkward... Myla leans out of the way. Too easy! The clock says 4:40 in the 3 round Myla is standing while Katy is on the ground on her back. Myla Dalbesio tries a soccer kick to Katy Perry's head! Awful hit! Katy is in trouble! That sounded just sick. Myla turns out the lights for Katy! What an astonishing KO by Myla! It looks like Katy is trying to continue the match, but she seems pretty much out of it. Referee Toccara Jones will not allow her to continue fighting with her swollen right eye! This is over, folks. Katy has been opened up by Myla...the Strikeforce fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Myla Dalbesio has won this fight! It's victory by KO (Soccer Kick) at 4:53 Round 3! Nice work! Statistics: Katy Perry Punches 15/35 (43%) Kicks 3/11 (27%) Clinch strikes 3/5 (60%) Takedowns 2/3 (67%) GnP strikes 0/1 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/2 (0%) Damage caused 452 Clinch Damage 36 Ground Damage 2 Time on the ground 186 s Statistics: Myla Dalbesio Punches 50/84 (60%) Kicks 5/16 (31%) Clinch strikes 6/10 (60%) Takedowns 2/4 (50%) GnP strikes 0/3 (0%) Submissions 1/1 (100%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 6187 Clinch Damage 1185 Ground Damage 2 Time on the ground 159 s Katy Perry loses -24,64 ranking points after the fight. Myla Dalbesio wins 37,46 ranking points after the fight. A highlight reel performance by Katy from beginning to end! We want this woman at every UCC event! The crowd love watching her work in the cage. (486 points) A dominating performance by Myla who took her best game against Katy. I have no doubt Myla will be gracing the cover of Total Knock Out in the near future. (937 points) I only can thank Myla and Katy for an unforgettable fight! In fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for putting on such a great show. I fucking love my job!