Iggy Azalea enters the cage and this place seems about to burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of them wearing "I love Iggy" T-shirts and holding "Iggy for President" signs. Coming all the way from the USA, Jenny McCarthy is a whirlwind of unpredictability. Standing at a statuesque 5'7" and weighing a fit 131 pounds, she defies convention with her unapologetic approach to the fight game. Unwittingly using her incredibly full breasts as a tool in her unconventional tactics. Jenny McCarthy is here to break the mold. Jenny McCarthy walks the cage with a playful skip, her infectious laughter filling the arena as she playfully exclaims, "OMG! Let's all go get cupcakes afterwards!" Iggy Azalea appears calm in her corner. She certainly looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! Let's go!" This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. Iggy's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. Jenny McCarthy comes with a 4 fight winning streak. Iggy Azalea comes with a 2 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell rings and Iggy is already calling Jenny McCarthy out, "I'm gonna win this fight! No way you can stop me!" Jenny McCarthy fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Iggy Azalea's chest! Iggy blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Iggy's eyes is pure poison! Jenny McCarthy moves aside and launches a furious low kick! Iggy checks the kick. Jenny McCarthy decides to launch some tentative punches... Nothing from this exchange. Jenn moves back and takes a deep breath, her breasts rise and fall as sweat runs down her cleavage. Jenny McCarthy fires a series of low kicks. All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from Jenn. Brilliant combination from Jenny McCarthy... Those hits are landing and she's forcing Iggy to try and defend better. Iggy Azalea jumps over Jenn and tries to grapple. Jenn sees that coming and ducks under Iggy. She moves aside and avoids the grapple. Jenny McCarthy charges at Iggy Azalea throwing flurries left and right. Iggy gets out of the way. Almost running scared from Jenn. Jenn gets sloppy and Iggy Azalea tries to take advantage... Iggy Azalea is not showing great technique with that low kick... Jenn is smart enough to block that one. Jenny McCarthy looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Iggy Azalea's punches. Jenn measures the resilience of Iggy's chin with an uppercut while Iggy lands some great crosses. Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Iggy's leg. It looks like she's hyper-extended it. The clock says 1:25 in the 1 round Jenny McCarthy tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Iggy blocks and steps away. Iggy tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... A high kick from Iggy Azalea, her smooth leg shooting out. Terrible attempt! She misses badly. Iggy slips and falls! Jenn's laughing at her! Jenn is standing while Iggy is on the ground on her back. Iggy Azalea is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck down, Iggy." Jenny McCarthy is measuring her up, she's in position to drop a knee to her gut... Iggy manages to roll away from that knee drop. Jenn smacks her knee onto the canvas and struggles back to her feet. Jenn misses a step and Iggy sees an opportunity to counter her... Iggy is trying to get back onto her feet. She staggers a little, but the Strikeforce member is vertical again. Time for Iggy to get upright again. She's breathing heavily, her incredibly full breasts heaving as she readies herself. Jenny McCarthy tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Iggy blocks and steps away. Quick hook by Iggy Azalea. It glances off Jenn's arms. Iggy clumsily fails here and it's time for Jenn to fight back... Jenny McCarthy throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand to the chin! The strikes hit home! Iggy is going to go down! She's hurt badly...the crowd are on their feet! Iggy looks like she's done. Her chest is heaving as she tries to catch her breath. Iggy Azalea leans forwards and tries to grapple with Jenny McCarthy. Iggy shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Jenn. The two women now clinching and looking very hot. The clock says 2:15 in the 1 round It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Jenny McCarthy is throwing a flurry of punches! Iggy Azalea is running scared! Iggy ducks under and circles out of the corner. Jenny McCarthy decides to launch some tentative punches... Nothing from this exchange. Jenn moves back and takes a deep breath, her breasts rise and fall as sweat runs down her cleavage. Jenny McCarthy tries a nice one-two combination. That gets blocked. Poorly executed technique from Jenn. Iggy looks to counter... Iggy Azalea throws a punch. It's deflected. Nice D from Jenn. Iggy steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do that! Jenn gestures to Lena Gercke, she wants the fight to continue. The clock says 2:55 in the 1 round Tremendous strikes from Jenny McCarthy! Some big punches are landing! This could be the end of Iggy! That looks like it hurts! Iggy's Chin isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. Jenny McCarthy decides to launch some tentative punches... Iggy launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Jenn with a stiff cross! Solid exchange! Iggy takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of sweat running between her breasts. A shake of the head from Jenn. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. An inside leg kick from Jenny McCarthy. It lands on Iggy's leg with a loud smack. Solid low kick from Iggy Azalea. Jenn deflects it and she looks to counter attack. She's always looking for an opening. Jenn is trying to counter now... Jenny McCarthy found an opening in the defense of Iggy Azalea, she's launching a big hook! Iggy steps backwards and avoids that hook! Jenny McCarthy shoots for a double leg takedown! Iggy wobbles and manages to stay on her feet. A right hand from Iggy Azalea... It gets deflected. Jenn is trying to counter now... Jenny McCarthy feints and then moves forward to hit with a hook. Iggy moves aside and dodges. The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round Brilliant combination from Jenny McCarthy... Punches are landing...she's forcing Iggy to try and defend better. Iggy Azalea throws a looping right hand... Jenn moves aside and dodges. Iggy Azalea fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Jenn blocks that. She made that look easy. Never underestimate this girls survival instinct. Poorly executed technique from Iggy. Jenn looks to counter... Jenny McCarthy tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Iggy blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt! Iggy Azalea fakes a punch and launches herself over Jenny McCarthy. Nice move by Iggy who clinches and pushes Jenn against the cage. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. A flying knee from Iggy Azalea towards Jenny McCarthy! Iggy misses the target terribly. What was she thinking? Jenny McCarthy tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Iggy Azalea is determined to work from the clinch. She pummeled through and managed to retain her position. The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Lena Gercke tells the fighters to go to their corners. Jenn has to be confident that she won that round. She runs her fingers through her curly platinum hair and taunts her opponent, "Hey, did you see that? I'm like a ninja out there! Catch me if you can, I dare ya!" ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= The clock says 0:10 in the 2 round Brilliant combination from Jenny McCarthy... Punches are landing...she's forcing Iggy to try and defend better. The clock says 0:20 in the 2 round Iggy Azalea looks to close the range with Jenny McCarthy and tries to grapple... Oh baby, that's a nice move. Iggy shoves herself over her opponent and secures a single collar tie. It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Yes! Multiple well placed knees from Jenny McCarthy! Iggy is smart enough to block them! Iggy is trying to counter now... Iggy Azalea's launching some bone breaking punches to Jenny McCarthy's ribs and chest while in the clinch. Wow. You can see the pain in Jenn's eyes. Tears are streaming down her face. The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their bodies can get. Insane action here! Jenny McCarthy has fists full of Iggy Azalea's hair and is looking to inflict some pain! Iggy's smart enough to escape from Jenn. She runs her fingers through her hair, "Leave my hair alone! I just had it styled!" Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. One, two, three! Jenny McCarthy doesn't stop launching those knees in the clinch! Devastating knees that land on Iggy's chin! That pop was heard throughout the arena! The crowd erupts! It's going to be hard for Iggy to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Jenny McCarthy pushes off of Iggy Azalea and starts launching a flurry of hooks and body shots! Iggy stumbles backwards, but Jenn chases her and continues the rain of blows! It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Jenny McCarthy pushes away Iggy Azalea, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Iggy Azalea doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Jenny McCarthy. Iggy tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Iggy Azalea pushes away Jenny McCarthy, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Jenny McCarthy doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Iggy Azalea. It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Brutal knees to Iggy Azalea's face, followed by knees to the body. Jenny McCarthy is looking to make her pay! Bang! Bang! Bang! Iggy can't take many more shots like that! That looks like it hurts! Iggy's Right cheek isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Iggy's Right cheek. Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Brutal punches to Iggy Azalea's face while in the clinch! Jenny McCarthy's fighting with all her force here. Iggy can't take many more shots like those! There's every chance Jenn can finish her off right here and now. Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Jenny McCarthy tries a knee to the gut... Ouch! That seems to have landed smack bang into Iggy's crotch! Was that intentional? Lena Gercke saw it! Iggy is in trouble here, she looks up at referee Lena Gercke. Lena Gercke is giving her a moment to steady herself. And now we can continue. Jenny McCarthy charges at Iggy Azalea throwing flurries left and right. Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that do land are huge shots! Iggy is rocked! Iggy has been opened up by Jenn...the Strikeforce fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Iggy Azalea and Jenny McCarthy engage in a wild exchange of punches! Iggy is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. Jenny McCarthy launches a stiff jab, it's aimed directly at Iggy Azalea's face! That barely hits Iggy's face but it seems like one finger has poked her eye! Does the referee see that? Is she blind? Lena Gercke didn't see that foul. Jenny McCarthy and Iggy Azalea engage in a wild exchange of punches! Both fighters are missing terribly. This is not what people paid to see! Iggy Azalea launches a body shot. Jenn evades. Iggy is trying to counter now... Bone shattering straight left hand from Iggy Azalea! CRASH. Jenn's going to have the mother of all headaches after that blow! The clock says 2:35 in the 2 round Jenny McCarthy's mind is definitely in this fight. She sees an opening and delivers a big right hand... Wow! Iggy's going to have a headache after that one. Jenny McCarthy makes a quick move for Iggy Azalea's hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Iggy is squealing in pain! Jenn has literally thrown her to the canvas by the hair. That's a devastating hair mare, Jenn's removing strands of her opponent's hair from her hands. The clock says 2:50 in the 2 round Jenn is standing while Iggy is on the ground on her back. Iggy is trying to get back onto her feet. Oh! There's a push from Jenn and Iggy is still on the canvas, "Hey there, floppy friend! Looks like gravity's got a crush on you! How about we call it a day and go grab some pizza instead? My treat!" Jenn is standing while Iggy is on the ground on her back. Jenny McCarthy steps back and allows Iggy to get back to her feet. Iggy Azalea keeps her eyes locked on Jenn as she steadies herself. Iggy staggers back to her feet again. The towering fighter looks ready to go again. Jenny McCarthy grabs Iggy by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground! The fighters are struggling...Iggy is going to get free...No! Great takedown by Jenn! That's strength and skill. Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Jenny McCarthy could be in trouble here as Iggy Azalea's trying to close her guard around her. Jenn uses her strength and skill to stop Iggy. Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Iggy Azalea tries to close her guard around Jenny McCarthy. Iggy's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on her face. Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Iggy Azalea tries to close her guard around Jenny McCarthy. Iggy's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on her face. The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Iggy Azalea is trying to close her guard around Jenny McCarthy. "Uhhh Jenn...ughh...get off me..." Jenn defends herself well and stops Iggy. "No fucking way, Iggy...(grunt)" The clock says 3:55 in the 2 round Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Jenny McCarthy positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. Iggy attempts to cover herself and blocks those elbows. Poorly executed technique from Jenn. Iggy looks to counter... Iggy Azalea throws up a triangle attempt! Jenn struggles and flexes her body and she manages to break the triangle. Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Iggy Azalea is trying to close her guard around Jenny McCarthy. "Uhhh Jenn...ughh...get off me..." Jenn defends herself well and stops Iggy. "No fucking way, Iggy...(grunt)" Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Jenny McCarthy could be in trouble here as Iggy Azalea's trying to close her guard around her. Jenn uses her strength and skill to stop Iggy. Jenny McCarthy is in open guard over Iggy. Jenny McCarthy could be in trouble here as Iggy Azalea's trying to close her guard around her. Jenn uses her strength and skill to stop Iggy. "Get up, girls. The crowd want some action." Lena Gercke is calling for both fighters to regain their feet and continue, the crowd are happy with that decision. Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Jenn is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Iggy runs her fingers through her hair. The clock says 4:30 in the 2 round Iggy Azalea looks to close the range with Jenny McCarthy and tries to grapple... Oh baby, that's a nice move. Iggy shoves herself over her opponent and secures a single collar tie. Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Brutal knees to Iggy Azalea's face, followed by knees to the body. Jenny McCarthy is looking to make her pay! Bang! Bang! Bang! Iggy can't take many more shots like that! Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Iggy Azalea pushes off of Jenny McCarthy and starts launching a flurry of hooks and body shots! Jenn holds her opponent tight while she tries to cool down the action. Iggy gets sloppy and Jenny McCarthy tries to take advantage... Jenny McCarthy pushes off of Iggy Azalea and starts launching a flurry of hooks and body shots! Iggy stumbles backwards, but Jenn chases her and continues the rain of blows! Lena Gercke tells the fighters to go to their corners as the round is over. I'd be surprised if the judges don't see that round for Jenn. She grins at Iggy and calls out, "Hey, wanna play a game of 'who can hit the mat harder'? Oh wait, you're already winning!" ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= Lightning fast low kick from Iggy Azalea! She can really move when she wants to. Jenn blocks that kick with her leg. Jenny McCarthy and Iggy Azalea engage in a wild exchange of punches! Jenn is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. Iggy Azalea steps forward... Jenn feints and survives. The clock says 0:50 in the 3 round Here comes a punch to the guts from Jenny McCarthy. Iggy Azalea looks to defend... Iggy has avoided that attack, she looks intently at Jenn. I think Jenn was planning something dirty there. Jenny McCarthy begins to launch a barrage of punches over Iggy Azalea! Iggy is smart enough to duck backwards. Iggy tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... A solid combination from Iggy Azalea. Iggy mostly hits air. Jenny McCarthy moves forward looking for some action. Iggy struggles a bit before breaking Jenn's attempt of grappling. "Not today, you dirty bitch.", Iggy gives Jenn the finger as she moves away from her. Iggy Azalea moves forward looking for some action. Jenn doesn't want to engage and back pedals. Jenny McCarthy tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Iggy blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt! The damage has been done and Iggy Azalea has hyper-extended her arm. I doubt she will be able to throw too many punches with that arm now. Here comes Jenny McCarthy with a vicious middle kick! That lands hard on Iggy's incredibly full tits! A very hard blow to Iggy Azalea's mid-section. That hit her with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. A wicked punch by Jenny McCarthy! She rocks Iggy and puts her in a world of hurt. There's a vicious laceration on Iggy's Left eye. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. The clock says 2:00 in the 3 round Nice punches from Jenny McCarthy. Iggy staggers backwards, she's in trouble. Jenn wants to finish this and continues launching bombs! The clock says 2:10 in the 3 round Jenny McCarthy fakes a punch and launches herself over Iggy Azalea. Great move by Jenn! She pushes Iggy under a troublesome thai clinch. It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Iggy Azalea is a bloody mess! Jenny McCarthy has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Iggy is even thinking of fighting on. Jenny McCarthy is controlling the clinch and launches a vicious knee! Crushing blow to Iggy's face. That was a sick sound, like a brick hitting a bag full of mince meat! Yeow! It looks like Iggy's Right eye is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Centerfold Angels fighter Jenny McCarthy lifts her knee and targets Iggy's stomach. Good Lord! She planted that knee squarely into Iggy's nether regions! Looks like Lena Gercke has seen that! Lena Gercke halts the fight to give Iggy time to recover. Iggy takes a moment to catch her breath and fix her outfit. OK, she seems to be ready to fight again. The fight resumes with both fighters standing. Jenny McCarthy found an opening in the defense of Iggy Azalea, she's launching a big uppercut... Bingo! Iggy's wobbling! That must have hurt like a bitch. Jenn is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles around her opponent. Jenny McCarthy decides to launch some tentative punches... Jenn takes the best of a brief punching exchange. The clock says 2:45 in the 3 round Iggy Azalea makes a quick move for Jenny McCarthy's curly platinum hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Jenn pulls her head away, leaving Iggy with just a few strands in her hands. The American star squeals at her attacker, "Leave my hair alone, you psycho bitch!" Iggy misses a step and Jenn sees an opportunity to counter her... An inside leg kick from Jenny McCarthy. It lands on Iggy's leg with a loud smack. Iggy Azalea's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Iggy Azalea fakes a punch and launches herself over Jenny McCarthy. Great move by Iggy! She pushes Jenn under a troublesome thai clinch. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. I don't think the crowd like this. Jenn and Iggy are just holding onto each other. The referee needs to get in there and separate them. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Iggy Azalea's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Jenny McCarthy smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. The referee has to watch this...Jenny McCarthy is using the clinch to try and choke out Iggy Azalea... Iggy can't breath! Jenn is choking her out! Thank goodness the referee has seen it and pulled them apart. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. I don't think the crowd like this. Jenn and Iggy are just holding onto each other. The referee needs to get in there and separate them. Lena Gercke sees a lack of activity in the clinch and separates the fighters. "Come on ladies, you're here to fight not hug." Iggy Azalea fakes a punch and launches herself over Jenny McCarthy. Jenn counters with a few fake punches and then backpedals. Jenn moves forward. It looks like she's hunting for a hole in her opponent's defense. Oh no! A bad move from Iggy Azalea! She allows Jenn to land a solid head kick. Iggy's rocked with that one! That brutal impact left Iggy laid out on the mat! The crowd has erupted! "Jenn! Jenn! Jenn!" Iggy's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Jenn has inflicted a deep cut on Iggy's Right cheek. There's some blood coming from that wound. A KO (High kick) win at 4:05 Round 3 for Jenny McCarthy. Excellent work. Statistics: Jenny McCarthy Punches 33/66 (50%) Kicks 6/14 (43%) Clinch strikes 22/41 (54%) Takedowns 2/3 (67%) GnP strikes 0/3 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 5189,9 Clinch Damage 1199,92 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 72 s Statistics: Iggy Azalea Punches 16/28 (57%) Kicks 0/4 (0%) Clinch strikes 3/10 (30%) Takedowns 0/1 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 1/1 (100%) Clinch Attempts 2/2 (100%) Damage caused 80,67 Clinch Damage 59 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 99 s Jenny McCarthy wins 37,47 ranking points after the fight. Iggy Azalea loses -23,42 ranking points after the fight. A dominating performance by Jenn who took her best game against Iggy. I have no doubt Jenn will be gracing the cover of Total Knock Out in the near future. (756 points) Iggy Azalea has had some absorbing moments tonight. She contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the H.R. Giger Museum (Gruyeres, Switzerland). I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then she should start to draw in even more fans. (295 points) MMA Internet sites are about to explode! What an awesome fight, watching Jenn and Iggy going at it hard in a cage is the kind of entertainment that I love!