Hold onto your hats, folks, because we've got a knockout artist and a knockout personality in the house! Standing at a graceful 5'3" and weighing in at a refined 126 pounds, she's not just a fighter; she's a stand-up sensation. Hailing from the laughter-filled streets of Oman, give it up for the one and only Isla Fisher! She's ready to steal the spotlight! Hailing from Savannah, Georgia, USA, Dianna Agron is the mistress of blending charm and skill, she's utterly captivating. Standing at an alluring 5'6" and weighing 126 pounds, she's got a smile and a wink that can melt hearts. Fighting isn't just about power, but also about the art of charisma. In a display of fight-night humor, Isla Fisher takes a bow in the center of the cage, teasing her opponent with, "Prepare for a comedy of errors, my friend." The crowd erupts in laughter, setting a unique tone for the match. In a flirtatious display, Dianna Agron addresses the crowd with a wink, enticing their support. Turning to her opponent, she teases, "Let's make this a love story, sweetheart, with a knockout ending." This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. Isla is the favourite by the betting sites on the Internet. Isla Fisher comes with a 2 fight winning streak. Dianna Agron comes with a 2 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell has rung and Dianna Agron is eyeing up Isla Fisher to get this started. Lady Di's already taunting her opponent, "I've seen the way you've been looking at me, and I don't mind it at all. Do I look like a tasty snack to you, Isla?" Dianna Agron grabs Isla by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground! Isla is wriggling around...Lady Di is unable to take her down. Isla tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Nice punches from Isla Fisher. Lady Di staggers backwards, she's in trouble. Isla wants to finish this and continues launching bombs! Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Lady Di's Mouth. Isla Fisher throws a low kick with her toned leg. Hang on! She switches targets and lands a superb body kick! Wow! What a move! Solid kick to the leg from Dianna Agron. Isla checks it and positions herself. A right hand from Dianna Agron... It gets deflected. Lady Di misses a step and Isla sees an opportunity to counter her... A bone shattering straight right hand from Isla Fisher! Lady Di ducks under...sweat flicking from her shortish blonde hair. Incredible haymaker from Isla Fisher! You can see Dianna Agron's head being snapped backwards! Her shortish blonde hair is flying everywhere! Isla has opened Lady Di up! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Lady Di's Right eye. Lady Di seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the initiative to her opponent. Dianna Agron attempts to cut off Isla Fisher with punches. Isla reels from the strikes. Nice hits! Oh no! Isla will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment. Middle kick from Isla Fisher. The kick just misses Lady Di's breasts. She'll be thanking her lucky stars that missed... Lady Di is trying to counter now... Dianna Agron throws a looping left hand... Isla moves aside and dodges. The clock says 1:25 in the 1 round Solid low kick from Isla Fisher. For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Lady Di if she can keep going after receiving that. Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Lady Di's leg. It looks like she's hyper-extended it. Isla is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles around her opponent. An inside leg kick from Isla Fisher. The kick goes awry and Isla almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. Dianna Agron goes for the suplex... Lady Di's attempt goes nowhere, looks like she failed to recognize her lack of talent there. Poorly executed technique from Lady Di. Isla looks to counter... Isla Fisher tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants Lady Di on the mat. Lady Di won't budge! She's forcing Isla to pull guard. The clock says 1:50 in the 1 round Dianna Agron is in closed guard over Isla. Isla Fisher launches a few punches to Dianna Agron's cheek from the guard. Those punches sure look annoying. Lady Di tries to cover her face, but the hits are landing. Dianna Agron is in closed guard over Isla. Dianna Agron is in closed guard, as Isla Fisher tries to roll on the ground. Nice reversal! Isla's now in full mount over Lady Di. Isla Fisher is in full mount position over Dianna Agron. Isla Fisher positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. One, two, three! Lady Di's being punished here! Isla Fisher is in full mount position over Dianna Agron. Dianna Agron tries to move on the ground and escape from the full mount! She successfully moves to half guard! Isla Fisher is in half guard over Lady Di. Dianna Agron attempts to move to full guard. Lady Di manages to switch to full guard. Isla Fisher is in open guard over Lady Di. Isla Fisher could be in trouble here as Dianna Agron's trying to close her guard around her. Isla uses her strength and skill to stop Lady Di. Isla Fisher is in open guard over Lady Di. Dianna Agron is trying to close her guard around Isla Fisher. "Uhhh Isla...ughh...get off me..." Lady Di succeeds in her attempt, I think Isla looks worried. Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Isla Fisher tries to better her position on the ground... Lady Di holds Isla's head against her chin in the closed guard. Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Isla Fisher is in closed guard, as Dianna Agron tries to roll on the ground. Isla uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. Isla is trying to counter now... Isla Fisher wants to finish her opponent on the ground, this could get messy... Isla can't find an opening in her opponent's guard! Lady Di survives the barrage. Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Isla Fisher is in closed guard, as Dianna Agron tries to roll on the ground. Isla uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Isla Fisher storms over Dianna Agron! Punishing her with an attack of biblical proportions in the form of elbows! Isla doesn't stop and viciously hits her again and again! Lady Di's face is being destroyed by those elbows! Isla has inflicted a deep cut on Lady Di's Chin. There's some blood coming from that wound. Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Dianna Agron is going for some kind of submission, she sits herself up and gets an arm around Isla Fisher's neck! Her free hand is grabbing at Isla's utterly alluring tits and trying to rip her top right off her. The crowd are responding with a "Show us tits!" chant. Isla pushes Lady Di back to the ground and escapes the submission attempt. Her clothes are ripped, but still intact. The crowd will have to wait another day to see her boobs. The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Isla Fisher positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. One, two, three! Lady Di's being punished here! Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Lady Di tries to stand up! Isla doesn't allow her up, "Oh, look at you trying to rise like a phoenix! How about we nickname you 'The Floor Magnet' instead? It suits you better, don't you think?" Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Dianna Agron's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her shortish blonde hair. Isla Fisher's looking to pass Dianna Agron's guard... Dianna Agron has a solid guard and keeps her ankles locked. Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Dianna Agron continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Lena Gercke is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Isla Fisher throws down elbows... She's tearing up Lady Di's face with those brutal elbows! Lady Di needs to do something! The referee is threatening to stop it! The clock says 4:35 in the 1 round Isla Fisher is in closed guard over Lady Di. Isla Fisher hovers above Dianna Agron... Lady Di stops her from throwing strikes. Solid defense here from Lady Di. Isla misses a step and Lady Di sees an opportunity to counter her... Dianna Agron attempts a triangle from bottom and Isla Fisher slips out. Lady Di quickly turns her hips over and switches to the armbar! She's throwing everything at her. Isla slips out and backs away to avoid danger. Her heart must be racing after that close call. Lena Gercke is signalling for the fight to stop. She needs both ladies vertical and ready to fight. They are taking their sweet time about it, but we're now finally ready to resume the match. Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Lady Di is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Isla runs her fingers through her hair. The clock says 4:45 in the 1 round Dianna Agron's measuring Isla Fisher with her jab. Isla isn't fazed at all here. She seemed to just shrug that one off. Lady Di clumsily fails here and it's time for Isla to fight back... Isla Fisher tries a hook to the body! Lady Di manages to dodge it. Nice escape from that hook. Dianna Agron tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown... Got her! Isla is unable to remain on her feet and falls to the ground. Lena Gercke separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! This round is clearly for Isla. As she returns to her corner she calls out, "Looks like I'm the punchline to your joke tonight. Better luck next time!" ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Dianna Agron's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her shortish blonde hair. Isla Fisher tries to take the action to her favorite field as she tries to grapple. Great move by Isla as she pushes Lady Di forward with double underhooks. Dianna Agron doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Isla Fisher's embrace and tries to move away. Isla Fisher pushes Dianna Agron forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Dianna Agron pushes away Isla Fisher, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Isla Fisher doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Dianna Agron. Lady Di misses a step and Isla sees an opportunity to counter her... Big mistake from Dianna Agron! Isla Fisher tries to finish her off with a rear naked choke! Isla is unable to lock that move in and Lady Di breaks the lock. Very nice. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Dianna Agron continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Lena Gercke is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Isla Fisher tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Isla Fisher circles out and slips free of Dianna Agron's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position. Dianna Agron jumps in the air and tries a flying knee! Isla blocks with her arms and moves laterally, looking for a counter. An impressive attempt by Lady Di, a pity it came to nothing. Dianna Agron is a bloody mess! Isla Fisher has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Lady Di is even thinking of fighting on. Isla Fisher swings... Slap! A hard impact to Lady Di's face! Her eyes rolled back in their sockets with that one. Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Lady Di's Left cheek. Dianna Agron is a bloody mess! Isla Fisher has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Lady Di is even thinking of fighting on. Dianna Agron goes in with a looping right hand while Isla Fisher jumps back and jabs. Lady Di only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. Isla Fisher goes in with a looping right hand while Dianna Agron jumps back and jabs. Lady Di seems staggered and Isla runs in to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. Isla Fisher tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two combo. Those punches are landing on Lady Di's face. She can feel them, for sure. Oh no! Lady Di will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Mouth has taken some brutal punishment. Brutal-looking high kick from Isla Fisher! Look out Dianna Agron! BANG! You could hear the impact from the back seats! This action is insane! Oh no! A bad move from Dianna Agron! She allows Isla to land a solid head kick. Lady Di's rocked with that one! This isn't good for Lady Di! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Dianna Agron's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Isla Fisher smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Isla Fisher wants to take the advantage of this fight and she tries to clinch with Dianna Agron. Isla moves forward and holds Lady Di, their breasts pressing against each other. The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their bodies can get. Isla Fisher pushes off of Dianna Agron and starts launching a flurry of hooks and body shots! Lady Di stumbles backwards but Isla chases her and continues the rain of blows! That looks like it hurts! Lady Di's Right eye isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. Dianna Agron tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Isla Fisher is determined to work from the clinch. She pummeled through and managed to retain her position. Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Dianna Agron's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Isla Fisher smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Isla Fisher's using her open palm and is trying to slap Dianna Agron across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You think you can handle me?" Lady Di cannot escape! Her cheek is turning red! Dianna Agron tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Isla Fisher is determined to work from the clinch. She pummeled through and managed to retain her position. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Dianna Agron tries to break the clinch...Isla Fisher launches a great knee when she finds a narrow space! Awesome impact! Lady Di stumbles forwards and Isla grabs her by the hair and pulls her down! Ow! A thumping hit to Dianna Agron's chest! Her lovely B cup breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and black by morning. Dianna Agron is a bloody mess! Isla Fisher has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Lady Di is even thinking of fighting on. Incredible haymaker from Isla Fisher! You can see Dianna Agron's head being snapped backwards! Her shortish blonde hair is flying everywhere! Lena Gercke has seen enough! This fight is over! Lady Di was not intelligently defending herself! Yeow! It looks like Lady Di's Chin is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. Lady Di has been opened up by Isla...the Haydens Powergirls fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Isla Fisher has won this fight! It's victory by TKO (Haymaker) at 2:29 Round 2! Nice work! Statistics: Isla Fisher Punches 17/23 (74%) Kicks 4/6 (67%) Clinch strikes 8/12 (67%) Takedowns 0/1 (0%) GnP strikes 17/24 (71%) Submissions 1/1 (100%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 2971,6 Clinch Damage 593,75 Ground Damage 406,6 Time on the ground 173 s Statistics: Dianna Agron Punches 4/13 (31%) Kicks 0/2 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 1/2 (50%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 2/2 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 58,5 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 173 s Isla Fisher wins 14,98 ranking points after the fight. Dianna Agron loses -8,99 ranking points after the fight. A highlight reel performance by Isla from beginning to end! We want this woman at every UCC event! The crowd love watching her work in the cage. (899 points) Dianna Agron has had some absorbing moments tonight. She contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the H.R. Giger Museum (Gruyeres, Switzerland). I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then she should start to draw in even more fans. (83 points) Oh yes! What a superb fight! Undoubtedly one of the fights of the year! Isla and Lady Di proved that they have the skills, abilities and looks to sell tickets and merchandise.