Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the powerhouse with utterly alluring tits! Hailing from Lyonshall, Herefordshire, England, standing at a radiant 5'5" and weighing in at a sleek 123 pounds, she's the epitome of tenacity and precision. A consummate professional in the cage, give it up for the unyielding warrior, Ellie Goulding! Paris Hilton is the favored fighter of the crowd here tonight. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name on them. She flexes her body for the crowd as they start to chant her name. As the seconds tick down, Ellie Goulding showcases her diligence, flawlessly executing a series of shadow punches to stay warmed up. With a calm yet assertive tone, she addresses her opponent, "Time for a showcase of skill, my friend." That's a ferocious stare down by Paris Hilton while the referee recites the rules. If looks could kill, her opponent would already be on her back. Ellie Goulding has fought Paris Hilton 1 times. She has won 1 of them. According to the betting statistics I've seen, Ellie is the fighter that'll win tonight. Ellie Goulding comes with a 2 fight winning streak. Paris Hilton comes with a 2 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell has rung and Paris Hilton is eyeing up Ellie Goulding to get this started. Paris's already taunting her opponent, "You ready for me? Just bring it, Ellie?" Ellie Goulding goes in with a looping right hand while Paris Hilton jumps back and jabs. Ellie only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. Ellie Goulding launches a low kick. Damn! That smacked right onto Paris's knee! Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Paris's leg. It looks like she's hyper-extended it. Incredible high kick from Paris Hilton! Ellie deflects and sidesteps. Such grace! I love it! Ellie Goulding launches a stiff jab, right towards Paris Hilton's face! That barely hits Paris's face but it seems like one finger has poked her eye! Does the referee see that? You can't get anything past referee Dita Von Teese, she's seen that! Dita Von Teese halts the fight to give Paris time to recover. Paris takes a moment to catch her breath and fix her outfit. OK, she seems to be ready to fight again. The fight resumes with both fighters standing. The clock says 0:50 in the 1 round Ellie Goulding throws an uppercut. Paris slips way from it. Nicely avoided. Ellie gets sloppy and Paris Hilton tries to take advantage... Paris Hilton jumps over Ellie and tries to grapple. Ellie sees that coming and ducks under Paris. She moves aside and avoids the grapple. Ellie Goulding attempts a shoot! Ellie checks herself and stops before running into Paris's kick. Lucky girl! Paris clumsily fails here and it's time for Ellie to fight back... Middle kick from Ellie Goulding. The kick just misses Paris's breasts. She'll be thanking her lucky stars that missed... Ellie Goulding tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Paris blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt! Ellie Goulding's measuring Paris Hilton with her jab. Paris isn't fazed at all here. She seemed to just shrug that one off. Poorly executed technique from Ellie. Paris looks to counter... Some nice shots from Paris Hilton. But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Paris, or pure luck from Ellie? The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots. Nice punch by Ellie Goulding. She outboxes Paris in this exchange with some solid hits. Ellie has opened Paris up! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Paris's Mouth. Paris Hilton launches a rapid series of punches... That one glances off Ellie's arms. Ellie is trying to counter now... Solid kick to the leg from Ellie Goulding. Paris checks it and positions herself. The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round Good looking front kick from Ellie Goulding... It connects and Paris stumbles backwards... Ellie Goulding tries some clinching in order to control the fight. Nicely done. Ellie's clinching with Paris and their tits are mashed against each other. I'd like to be between that tit sandwich! Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Ellie Goulding is holding Paris Hilton against the cage. She swings her right arm over Paris's head and tries to hit her with reverse elbow! Paris is being punished here. She gets hit again and again! The fight won't last long if this continues. Paris has a nasty cut on her Left cheek. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. The two fighters are holding each other close. Both Ellie and Paris are taking a moment to slow things down. The referee has had enough of this clinching. Dita Von Teese separates the two combatants and signals for them to resume the fight. Ellie Goulding looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Paris Hilton's punches. Ellie measures the resilience of Paris's chin with an uppercut while Paris lands some great crosses. High kick from Paris Hilton! Her legs look amazing! She misses narrowly! Ellie is trying to counter now... Ellie Goulding found an opening in the defense of Paris Hilton, she's launching a big hook! She landed it! That could break Paris's ribs. Oh my gosh! BANG! That shot was right onto Paris Hilton's perfectly lovely tits! It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. Here comes a punch to the guts from Paris Hilton. Ellie Goulding looks to defend... Ellie has avoided that attack, she looks intently at Paris. I think Paris was planning something dirty there. Ellie steps backwards away from Paris. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit. You can see how sweaty she is, I just hope she has the fitness to continue. Ellie Goulding sets up a throw... Paris flies through the air! Talk about airborne! And then a crash landing that must have bruised her. Ellie Goulding is in open guard over Paris. Ellie Goulding tries to improve her position. She frees a leg. Ellie Goulding is in half guard over Paris. Ellie Goulding tries to free her leg...she's trying to get away from Paris Hilton. Yes! Ellie moves to side mount. Ellie Goulding is in a side mount over Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton tries to show some of her ground skills. Ellie uses her strength to keep Paris at a disadvantage. That's a nice show of power. Poorly executed technique from Paris. Ellie looks to counter... Ellie Goulding throws a flurry of punches at Paris Hilton... Looks to me like a lot of them are hitting Paris's face. The clock says 4:20 in the 1 round Ellie Goulding is in a side mount over Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton has a shot at trapping Ellie Goulding in her guard. Ellie keeps control and remains in side mount. Ellie Goulding is in a side mount over Paris Hilton. Ellie Goulding looks to pass to mount... Ellie slides her knee across and achieves the mount position! This is a tough spot for Paris. The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round Ellie Goulding is in full mount position over Paris Hilton. Ellie doesn't like the idea of just stalling on the ground, "Get back on your feet, Paris!" The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round Ellie Goulding is in full mount position over Paris Hilton. Ellie Goulding is trying to better her position on the ground and launches a couple of elbows against Paris Hilton's ribs and breasts. Paris felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears on her cheeks... Referee Dita Von Teese stops the action and is having to yell at the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over. I'd be surprised if the judges don't see that round for Ellie. She grins at Paris and calls out, "Keep trying, darling. Maybe one day you'll make a dent in my armor. But not today." ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Ellie Goulding launches a body shot. Paris evades. Ellie is trying to counter now... An overhand right from Ellie Goulding that looks like it's capable of destroying a brick wall! BANG! Paris's stops that one with her face! How's Paris still standing?! Solid low kick from Paris Hilton. Ellie deflects it and she looks to counter attack. She's always looking for an opening. A solid combination from Ellie Goulding. All those punches connect with Paris. For every hit that lands, Ellie's calling out "Take that, take that." Ellie Goulding launches a couple of jabs and then a big hook! Paris blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat! That looks like it hurts! Paris's Right cheek isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. The clock says 0:45 in the 2 round Ellie is standing while Paris is on the ground on her back. Paris Hilton is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck down, Paris." Ellie Goulding is measuring her up, she's in position to drop a knee to her gut... Ellie has dropped her knee right into Paris's belly! That's pushed the wind right out of her and Paris is gasping for breath. Ellie gets back to her feet...is she going to do that move again? Ellie is standing while Paris is on the ground on her back. Ellie Goulding launches a kick to Paris Hilton's thigh... BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Paris is in serious pain! The clock says 1:05 in the 2 round Ellie is standing while Paris is on the ground on her back. Paris tries to stand up! Ellie doesn't allow her up, "Respectfully, it seems you're struggling to maintain your footing. Perhaps it's best to reassess your strategy and conserve your energy." Ellie is standing while Paris is on the ground on her back. Ellie Goulding launches a kick to Paris Hilton's thigh... BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Paris is in serious pain! The clock says 1:25 in the 2 round Ellie is standing while Paris is on the ground on her back. Paris Hilton could be taken advantage of here. She's on her back and Ellie Goulding makes her move...leaping into the air and trying for a brutal looking legdrop. Sweet Jesus! 123 pounds of weight behind that legdrop! Ellie has squashed Paris. That's gotta hurt like a bitch! Ellie is standing while Paris is on the ground on her back. Sweat covers Paris Hilton's face as she slowly gets back to her feet. "Come on Paris, come on. Get up, you sack of shit and fight me." Ellie Goulding steps back and taunts Paris. Paris's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her hair and gathers herself. Here comes Paris Hilton with a vicious middle kick! Ellie dodges that one moving backwards. Very lucky escape, that was a match ending kick. A punch from Ellie Goulding... It grazes Paris's left cheek. This isn't good for Paris! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Paris Hilton tries to take the action to her favorite field as she tries to grapple. Ellie swings and Paris has to retreat. Nice avoiding that grapple, Ellie. The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Ellie connects with a few punches. A solid combination from Paris Hilton. All those punches connect with Ellie. For every hit that lands, Paris's calling out "Take that, take that." Paris turns out the lights for Ellie! Tiiiiiiiim-ber! What a knock out! A KO (Punches) win at 2:42 Round 2 for Paris Hilton. Excellent work. Statistics: Ellie Goulding Punches 14/24 (58%) Kicks 7/9 (78%) Clinch strikes 4/4 (100%) Takedowns 1/1 (100%) GnP strikes 6/7 (86%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 2601 Clinch Damage 87,5 Ground Damage 150 Time on the ground 73 s Statistics: Paris Hilton Punches 10/28 (36%) Kicks 0/5 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/1 (0%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 153,29 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 128 s Ellie Goulding loses -108,37 ranking points after the fight. Paris Hilton wins 117,04 ranking points after the fight. Paris will be getting drunk and laid tonight! She's the upset winner! People at MFO Park (Zurich, Switzerland) will not regret paying for this ticket. Ellie's awesome performance was worth the money. (375 points) What a performance by Paris! This girl is not just a pretty face and a great body, she's got the skills to get the job done and keep the fans happy. (451 points) I only can thank Paris and Ellie for an unforgettable fight! In fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for putting on such a great show. I fucking love my job!