Alexis Bledel is beating herself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking herself in the face, body and legs to get ready for her scrap. Roxanne looks like she's feeling the pressure. There's sweat beading on her forehead as the petite Vassago fighter prepares herself. This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. Roxanne's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. Alexis Bledel comes with a 7 fight losing streak. Roxanne Pallett comes with a 2 fight losing streak. The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell has rung and Roxanne Pallett is eyeing up Alexis Bledel to get this started. Roxanne's already taunting her opponent, "You ready for me? Just bring it, Alexis?" Roxanne Pallett moves forward, she's looking for some grappling action. Roxanne has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch! Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Roxanne Pallett tries to break Alexis Bledel's resistance with a few punches and tries to push her against her own corner. Roxanne doesn't connect with those punches. She'll have to improve her position before causing any real damage. Dita Von Teese steps in to break up the clinch. She forces the two fighters apart, "Enough cuddle time, ladies. Let's see some action." Alexis fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside. Roxanne watches her intently. The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round Roxanne studies her opponent looking for a hole in her defense. The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round Roxanne Pallett just won't stop and continues to rain punches! Alexis may be in trouble! She's getting seriously hurt here! Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Alexis's Right cheek is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. This isn't good for Alexis! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Alexis Bledel tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown... Got her! Roxanne is unable to remain on her feet and falls to the ground. Alexis Bledel is in open guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett measures the resilience of Alexis Bledel's ribs with a couple of big punches from the guard. Those hits are finding Alexis's side. There'll be bruising there in the morning. Alexis Bledel is in open guard over Roxanne. Alexis Bledel could be in trouble here as Roxanne Pallett's trying to close her guard around her. Success for Roxanne! Nicely done, hopefully she can take some advantage here. Alexis Bledel is in closed guard over Roxanne. Alexis Bledel is in closed guard, as Roxanne Pallett tries to roll on the ground. Alexis uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. Alexis Bledel is in closed guard over Roxanne. Alexis Bledel tries to better her position on the ground... Alexis breaks the guard of Roxanne and moves to half guard. That'll give Alexis the advantage here. Alexis Bledel is in a side mount over Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne Pallett is attempting to trap Alexis Bledel in her guard. Alexis keeps control and remains in side mount. The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round Alexis Bledel is in a side mount over Roxanne Pallett. The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Alexis Bledel looks to mount Roxanne Pallett... Alexis slides her knee across and gets to mount. Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Alexis Bledel tries to launch a few punches at Roxanne Pallett. Some hits are landing, but to little effect. A lot of them are being soaked up by Roxanne's defense. The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne Pallett sure knows how to turn you into a pretzel. She can finish the fight anytime while on the ground. Roxanne Pallett tries to roll to her side and trap Alexis Bledel in her guard... Roxanne gets her hip out and moves to full guard. Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne Pallett tries to roll to her side and trap Alexis Bledel in her guard... Roxanne gets her hip out and moves to full guard. Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne Pallett launches a few punches to Alexis Bledel's cheek from the guard. Alexis uses her head to cover the punches and presses her skull forward. Roxanne gets sloppy and Alexis Bledel tries to take advantage... Roxanne Pallett tries to escape from the full mount... Roxanne struggles and pushes her opponent. She's starting to look a bit anxious, but at least she is putting up a fight. The clock says 3:05 in the 1 round Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne Pallett launches a few punches to Alexis Bledel's cheek from the guard. Those punches sure look annoying. Alexis tries to cover her face, but the hits are landing. Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne Pallett tries to roll to her side and trap Alexis Bledel in her guard... Roxanne gets her hip out and moves to full guard. Alexis Bledel is in open guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett moves to high guard and tries to close an armbar. Alexis breaks the lock, rolls on the ground and stands up quickly. Referee Dita Von Teese puts up her hands to stop the fight. She waits until both women are standing...and now she signals for them to continue. Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision. Alexis and Roxanne glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round Alexis Bledel's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Lightning fast low kick from Alexis Bledel! She can really move when she wants to. Loud pop! I'm sure that hurts! Yes, Roxanne's in some pain now. The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage. The crowd are waiting for the action to resume. Both fighters circle around the center of the cage. The crowd want some action! Both fighters circle around the center of the cage. The crowd want some action! Alexis Bledel makes a quick move for Roxanne Pallett's hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Roxanne is squealing in pain! Alexis has literally thrown her to the canvas by the hair. That's a devastating hair mare, Alexis's removing strands of her opponent's hair from her hands. The clock says 4:20 in the 1 round Alexis is standing while Roxanne is on the ground on her back. Roxanne Pallett launches an up-kick intended for Alexis Bledel's head. It looks awkward... Alexis leans out of the way. Too easy! Alexis is standing while Roxanne is on the ground on her back. Roxanne Pallett launches an up-kick intended for Alexis Bledel's head. It looks awkward... Bang! Lucky shot! It lands flush with Alexis's head! Her head snapping backwards due to the impact! Alexis is standing while Roxanne is on the ground on her back. Alexis Bledel gives Roxanne Pallett enough space to stand back up. "Come on you English bitch, get up! I want to knock you down again!" Time for Roxanne to get upright again. She's breathing heavily, her utterly alluring breasts heaving as she readies herself. Alexis pushes Roxanne and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in the air. Dita Von Teese separates the fighters as the round concludes. Oh! The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Dita Von Teese is forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to their corners. I can't give the advantage to either fighter in that round. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Roxanne Pallett moves aside and launches a furious low kick! Hard blow to Alexis's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning. The clock says 0:20 in the 2 round Roxanne studies her opponent looking for a hole in her defense. Alexis Bledel feints and then moves forward to hit with a hook. What a crushing shot! Thank God I'm not the one inside that cage! The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round Alexis Bledel tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants Roxanne on the mat. Roxanne goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in trouble now. Alexis Bledel is in open guard over Roxanne. Alexis Bledel pushes Roxanne Pallett against the fence and then tries to improve her position. Alexis jumps and tries to free her leg! Roxanne doesn't allow this but Alexis is able to get half guard here. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett measures the resilience of Alexis Bledel's ribs with a couple of big punches from the guard. Those hits are finding Alexis's side. There'll be bruising there in the morning. Alexis Bledel ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind of damage could stop the fight. Alexis will need to dig deep to fight through this. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett reaches under and rolls for a kneebar on Alexis Bledel. Alexis blocks the attempt and uses the opportunity to seize half guard. Roxanne clumsily fails here and it's time for Alexis to fight back... Body shots now by Alexis Bledel. Solid blows to Roxanne's abdomen and breasts. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett measures the resilience of Alexis Bledel's ribs with a couple of big punches from the guard. Those hits are finding Alexis's side. There'll be bruising there in the morning. The clock says 1:25 in the 2 round Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Alexis is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd doesn't like this. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett launches a few punches to Alexis Bledel's cheek from the guard. Alexis uses her head to cover the punches and presses her skull forward. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett launches a few weak punches. Alexis blocks them effectively. Roxanne needs to get more steam behind those hits. Alexis is trying to counter now... Alexis Bledel positions herself and launches a barrage of punches. Roxanne covers herself well. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett attempts to move to full guard. Alexis Bledel keeps good control and remains in half guard. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Alexis Bledel throws a lot of punches. Some strikes get through onto Roxanne's pretty face. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Alexis is hurt, folks. There's tears on her cheeks and her eyes are red. She should be looking to avoid more damage or she'll lose this fight. I hope her spirit hasn't been broken. Roxanne Pallett reaches under and rolls for a kneebar on Alexis Bledel. Alexis blocks the attempt and uses the opportunity to seize half guard. Alexis is trying to counter now... Holy cow! Alexis Bledel looks to take full advantage on the canvas, she's actually lining up Roxanne Pallett and trying to headbutt her while she's on her back. What did we just see? Alexis has headbutted Roxanne right in her groin! That's right folks, a headbutt right to the pussy! That's so nasty. I don't know if that was a desperation move by the Leggy Queens fighter or if she's just intentionally trying to be a bitch. The clock says 2:30 in the 2 round Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down huge mouthfuls of oxygen. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Roxanne Pallett isolates Alexis Bledel's arm in a kimura attempt! Alexis blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass Roxanne's guard. Alexis Bledel is in half guard over Roxanne. Alexis looks bad, I doubt she'll get many cover shoots after this match. I'd say her ego isn't the only thing being bruised here. Roxanne breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down huge mouthfuls of oxygen. The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not much action on the ground. The crowd appreciate her getting these girls back to their feet. Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Alexis is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Roxanne runs her fingers through her hair. Roxanne Pallett tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Alexis blocks and steps away. Alexis tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Alexis Bledel makes a quick move for Roxanne Pallett's hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Roxanne is squealing in pain! Alexis has literally thrown her to the canvas by the hair. That's a devastating hair mare, Alexis's removing strands of her opponent's hair from her hands. Alexis has opened Roxanne up! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Roxanne's Forehead. Alexis is standing while Roxanne is on the ground on her back. Roxanne Pallett kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep Alexis Bledel away and maybe land a kick. Alexis takes a kick to the body. She looks pissed off, but Roxanne did just defend herself. Alexis is standing while Roxanne is on the ground on her back. Roxanne Pallett's slowly getting back to her feet. The Vassago fighter shakes her head as she finds her feet. Alexis Bledel pushes a strand of her hair off her face as she readies herself. Roxanne's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her hair and gathers herself. Roxanne closes the distance with her opponent. She's definitely wanting some action and looking for a chance to land a hit. Lightning fast low kick from Roxanne Pallett! She can really move when she wants to. Alexis blocks that kick with her leg. The clock says 3:35 in the 2 round Alexis Bledel steps forward... Roxanne feints and survives. Roxanne studies her opponent looking for a hole in her defense. The clock says 3:55 in the 2 round Alexis is hurt, folks. There's tears on her cheeks and her eyes are red. She should be looking to avoid more damage or she'll lose this fight. I hope her spirit hasn't been broken. Roxanne Pallett fakes a punch and launches herself over Alexis Bledel. Alexis counters with a few fake punches and then backpedals. Alexis Bledel launches a solid middle kick. Oh no! It wrenches Roxanne right under the breasts! Pushing her back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top! A very hard blow to Roxanne Pallett's mid-section. That hit her with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. Roxanne Pallett lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighter's legs are amazing to watch! Alexis Bledel blocks the kick. Nice defending. Roxanne takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of sweat running between her breasts. Roxanne Pallett fires a series of low kicks. All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from Roxanne. Roxanne misses a step and Alexis sees an opportunity to counter her... Alexis Bledel fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Crack! It lands on Roxanne's chin. What a bell ringer! It's going to be hard for Roxanne to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time. Roxanne Pallett swings... ...no good, that's a terrible miss. A left hook from Roxanne Pallett. It falls short, that's embarrassing. Roxanne clumsily fails here and it's time for Alexis to fight back... Alexis Bledel throws a low kick with her toned leg. Hang on! She switches targets and lands a superb body kick! Wow! What a move! Dita Von Teese separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! Roxanne is the winner of this round. She raises her fist in the air and the crowd respond with cheers. ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= Alexis Bledel launches a rapid series of punches... She's taking Roxanne from one end of the cage to the other. That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts! Yeow! It looks like Roxanne's Right eye is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. Alexis has punished Roxanne, the English fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. Alexis Bledel attempts a sweep single... Alexis catches Roxanne's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick takedown by Alexis. Roxanne seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. Alexis Bledel is in closed guard over Roxanne. Alexis Bledel tries to better her position on the ground... Alexis breaks the guard of Roxanne and moves to half guard. That'll give Alexis the advantage here. Roxanne seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target for Alexis! This is the beginning of the end! Alexis Bledel is in a side mount over Roxanne Pallett. Alexis Bledel tries to move to full mount! That's a nice move. Alexis is in full mount now, putting herself in the dominant position. Alexis has punished Roxanne, the English fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Alexis Bledel attempts to keep her position while looking to perhaps begin a hard pounding session... Alexis controls the situation despite Roxanne's efforts of escaping from the full mount. Roxanne seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target for Alexis! This is the beginning of the end! Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne Pallett's using some of her ground skills to escape from this... Alexis pushes Roxanne down and prevents her attempts to escape. Alexis Bledel is in full mount position over Roxanne Pallett. There's a glint in Alexis's eyes as she takes advantage of the full mount to lean over Roxanne's face. She positions her chest for a breast smother submission! The crowd have gone wild! Alexis has her breasts over Roxanne's face and it smothering the life out of her! Roxanne's out cold and Alexis is smiling like the cat who got the cream! What a victory for her. The winner is Alexis Bledel by Submission (Breast Smother) at 1:31 Round 3! Congratulations! Statistics: Alexis Bledel Punches 11/12 (92%) Kicks 3/3 (100%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 5/5 (100%) GnP strikes 5/13 (38%) Submissions 1/1 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 2409,88 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 212,92 Time on the ground 335 s Statistics: Roxanne Pallett Punches 3/7 (43%) Kicks 1/7 (14%) Clinch strikes 0/2 (0%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 8/18 (44%) Submissions 4/4 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 448,8 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 316,8 Time on the ground 383 s Alexis Bledel wins 12,26 ranking points after the fight. Roxanne Pallett loses -7,67 ranking points after the fight. A highlight reel performance by Alexis from beginning to end! We want this woman at every UCC event! The crowd love watching her work in the cage. (378 points) We've seen a nice effort tonight from Roxanne Pallett. In my opinion she was thinking of the fans besides the fight itself. She showed us enough technical skill, as well as enough skin, during the fight to keep most of the crowd happy. (156 points) MMA Internet sites are about to explode! What an awesome fight, watching Alexis and Roxanne going at it hard in a cage is the kind of entertainment that I love!