It's obvious that the fans here favor Selena tonight. She stands in the cage and runs her fingers through her long brown hair. She smiles out at the crowd and waves to them. Selena Gomez looks like she's been waiting for this fight forever. Standing in at a radiant 5'5" and weighing 129 pounds, she's confident tonight. "Let's get it on! I'm in the mood to kick your ass all over this cage!" Joalin Loukamaa bounces up and down on the spot. Her natural A cup breasts rising and falling and her long blonde hair flicking around. She looks like she's ready to rock and roll tonight. This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. Joalin is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll have to do her best to score a win. Selena Gomez comes with a 2 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= Selena Gomez and Joalin Loukamaa eye each other up as the fight starts. Joalin's teasing Selena by blowing some kisses in her direction. She's either confident or horny. Joalin Loukamaa moves forward looking for some action. She surprises Selena with double overhooks! High kick from Joalin Loukamaa! Her legs look amazing! She misses narrowly! Joalin Loukamaa moves forward and launches a high kick! What a vicious high kick, Joalin has legs that can kill! She almost took Selena's head off with that one! Yeow! It looks like Selena's Left cheek is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. Joalin Loukamaa goes in with a looping right hand while Selena Gomez jumps back and jabs. Selena seems staggered and Joalin runs in to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. That looks like it hurts! Selena's Left cheek isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. Joalin Loukamaa's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Joalin Loukamaa tries a high kick! High risk move! Selena was covering for a middle kick and that one almost knocked off her pretty little head! Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Selena's Left cheek is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Good movement from Selena Gomez...she's looking like a professional out there. Selena's moving in to strike and moving away afterwards. This is classic MMA tactical fighting. Nice low kick from Joalin Loukamaa...those kicks look dangerous. Loud pop! Ouch! Did Selena just squeal in pain? Selena Gomez fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! Joalin didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground! Selena Gomez is in open guard over Joalin. Joalin breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down huge mouthfuls of oxygen. Selena Gomez is in open guard over Joalin. Down on the canvas and I don't think Joalin can see properly, her long blonde hair's plastered to her face. Oh My God! Selena's taken advantage and just landed a solid headbutt to Joalin! Referee Lena Gercke needs to get her eyes checked. She missed that blatant foul! Selena Gomez is in open guard over Joalin. Selena Gomez tries to pass to half guard... Joalin can't prevent her opponent from passing. Selena looks to work from half guard. The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round Selena Gomez is in half guard over Joalin. Joalin Loukamaa attempts to move to full guard. Joalin manages to switch to full guard. Selena Gomez is in open guard over Joalin. Selena Gomez moves on the ground... Selena cannot take any advantage on the ground. Selena clumsily fails here and it's time for Joalin to fight back... Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Selena Gomez. "Uhhh Selena...ughh...get off me..." Selena defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No fucking way, Joalin...(grunt)" Selena Gomez is in open guard over Joalin. Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Selena Gomez. "Uhhh Selena...ughh...get off me..." Joalin succeeds in her attempt, I think Selena looks worried. Selena Gomez is in closed guard over Joalin. Selena Gomez tries to better her position on the ground... Joalin holds Selena's head against her chin in the closed guard. The clock says 3:05 in the 1 round Selena Gomez is in closed guard over Joalin. Selena Gomez is in closed guard, as Joalin Loukamaa tries to roll on the ground. Nice reversal! Joalin's now in full mount over Selena. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Joalin Loukamaa tries to keep her position. That look in her eye, I think she wants to begin a good pounding session... Selena struggles and pushes her opponent. She's starting to look a bit anxious. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez tries to roll to her side and trap Joalin Loukamaa in her guard... Selena moves to half guard. Joalin Loukamaa is in half guard over Selena. Joalin Loukamaa pushes on Selena Gomez's leg and attempts to move to full mount. Solid move by Joalin, shes now in full mount. Looks like Selena is in trouble now. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Hang on a second folks, it looks like Selena Gomez is trying to inflict a crotch claw on Joalin Loukamaa. Is the referee blind? Come on! That move isn't legal! Selena has her hand between Joalin's thighs and is grinning as she digs her fingers in. Lena Gercke saw it! OK folks, it looks like Lena Gercke is giving Joalin a moment to gather her thoughts. That's very nice of her, don't you think? Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision. Joalin and Selena glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round Here comes Selena Gomez with a vicious middle kick! Joalin dodges that one moving backwards. Very lucky escape, that was a match ending kick. Joalin is trying to counter now... Joalin Loukamaa feints and then moves forward to hit with a hook. What a crushing shot! Thank God I'm not the one inside that cage! It's going to be hard for Selena to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time. Joalin Loukamaa moves forward looking for some action. Joalin shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a double overhook! The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their bodies can get. Joalin Loukamaa tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Selena Gomez is determined to work from the clinch. She pummeled through and managed to retain her position. The clock says 4:25 in the 1 round Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Joalin Loukamaa pushes Selena Gomez against the fence and begins a relentless combination of punches. The crowd is on its feet! Selena cannot escape Joalin's clinch! Joalin's just brutalizing Selena with punches time and time again! That looks like it hurts! Selena's Nose isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. The clock says 4:35 in the 1 round Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Selena Gomez's using her open palm and is trying to slap Joalin Loukamaa across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You think you can handle me?" Joalin ducks under the open palm strikes and circles away. Joalin is trying to counter now... Joalin Loukamaa launches a hook towards the body of Selena Gomez. Ouch! Selena stops that one with her tits! Every woman in the audience grimaced with that blow. Joalin Loukamaa fires an unorthodox punch to Selena Gomez's torso. That hits its mark and Selena knows it. Yeow. Joalin Loukamaa goes for a low kick... Selena avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a cat! A pussy cat! The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Lena Gercke tells the fighters to go to their corners. I don't think either fighter got the better of their opponent that round. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Joalin Loukamaa tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants Selena on the mat. Selena won't budge! She's forcing Joalin to pull guard. Selena Gomez is in closed guard over Joalin. Selena Gomez looks to power up and open Joalin Loukamaa's guard... Joalin has a solid guard and keeps her ankles locked. Nobody is getting in there today, least of all Selena. Selena Gomez is in closed guard over Joalin. Someone in the crowd started a "Marry me, Joalin!" chant! Can't say I blame them, she looks amazing out there. Joalin is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd doesn't like this. Selena Gomez is in closed guard over Joalin. Selena Gomez tries to open up Joalin Loukamaa with a few strikes using her right elbow... Joalin blocks a few elbows. Now Selena will have to look for another option. Selena gets sloppy and Joalin Loukamaa tries to take advantage... Joalin Loukamaa launches a few weak punches. Those punches are hitting Selena's breasts and ribs. But there's no real damage there... Selena Gomez is in closed guard over Joalin. Selena Gomez is in closed guard, as Joalin Loukamaa tries to roll on the ground. Nice reversal! Joalin's now in full mount over Selena. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez tries to move on the ground and escape from the full mount! She successfully moves to half guard! Joalin Loukamaa is in half guard over Selena. Selena Gomez reaches under and rolls for a kneebar on Joalin Loukamaa. Joalin blocks the attempt and uses the opportunity to seize half guard. Joalin Loukamaa is in half guard over Selena. Joalin Loukamaa hooks Selena Gomez's right leg and sits back for a kneebar! This looks grim for Selena. Selena manages to kick Joalin away and scrambles on top! Joalin misses a step and Selena sees an opportunity to counter her... Deep breaths from Selena Gomez who tries a hammer punch to Joalin Loukamaa's chest. Joalin blocks those punches. Joalin Loukamaa is in half guard over Selena. Selena Gomez launches a few weak punches. Joalin blocks them effectively. Selena needs to get more steam behind those hits. Joalin tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Joalin Loukamaa tries to free her leg...she's trying to get away from Selena Gomez. Yes! Joalin moves to side mount. The clock says 1:50 in the 2 round Joalin Loukamaa is in a side mount over Selena Gomez. Joalin Loukamaa looks to pass to mount... Joalin slides her knee across and achieves the mount position! This is a tough spot for Selena. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Joalin breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down huge mouthfuls of oxygen. The clock says 2:10 in the 2 round Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Joalin Loukamaa tries to keep her position. That look in her eye, I think she wants to begin a good pounding session... Joalin controls the situation despite Selena's efforts of escaping from the full mount. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez tries to roll to her side and trap Joalin Loukamaa in her guard... Selena gets her hips out and gets to full guard. She's showing a lot of skill there. "Get up, girls. The crowd want some action." Lena Gercke is calling for both fighters to regain their feet and continue, the crowd are happy with that decision. Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision. Selena and Joalin glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. The clock says 2:30 in the 2 round Joalin Loukamaa tries a high kick! High risk move! Selena was covering for a middle kick and that one almost knocked off her pretty little head! It's going to be hard for Selena to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Left cheek is swelling up big time. Joalin Loukamaa throws an uppercut. It lands solidly making a meaty thud. Selena's being used as a punching bag. A right hand from Joalin Loukamaa... Yes! She makes Selena stumble back! Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Selena's Mouth is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Selena has a nasty cut on her Mouth. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. The clock says 2:55 in the 2 round The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Joalin connects with a few punches. Erk...someone call for a makeup artist! Selena's Mouth is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Joalin Loukamaa is swinging for the fences! Selena back pedals and creates some space. Joalin Loukamaa looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Selena Gomez's punches. Joalin measures the resilience of Selena's chin with an uppercut while Selena lands some great crosses. It's going to be hard for Selena to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Right cheek is swelling up big time. Brutal combination from Joalin Loukamaa! Selena moves aside and dodges. She refuses to be hit with that exchange. The clock says 3:35 in the 2 round A shake of the head from Selena. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round Selena Gomez's mind is definitely in this fight. She sees an opening and delivers a big right hand... Joalin moves aside and dodges. Great skills shown there by Joalin. Joalin tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Several good body shots from Joalin Loukamaa... They're landing on Selena. Bang, bang, bang. Selena takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of sweat running between her breasts. Joalin Loukamaa tries to grapple. She puts Selena in a double underhook! Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Joalin Loukamaa doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Selena Gomez's embrace and tries to move away. Selena Gomez pushes Joalin Loukamaa forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Joalin Loukamaa doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Selena Gomez's embrace and tries to move away. Selena Gomez pushes Joalin Loukamaa forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. Poorly executed technique from Joalin. Selena looks to counter... Selena Gomez locks up a guillotine with an arm in...Such a difficult move. Joalin brings Selena down to the ground and pulls her head out. Joalin Loukamaa is in closed guard over Selena. Selena should never have stepped into the cage with Joalin. She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Badass Barbies. Selena Gomez isolates Joalin Loukamaa's arm in a kimura attempt! Joalin blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass Selena's guard. Joalin is trying to counter now... Joalin Loukamaa throws a flurry of punches at Selena Gomez... Selena's defending herself well. She's pushing away Joalin's fists and none of those hits connected. Joalin Loukamaa is in closed guard over Selena. Joalin Loukamaa struggles on the ground and tries to break Selena Gomez's guard... Selena doesn't want to free her opponent and Joalin continues in closed guard. Selena is trying to counter now... Joalin Loukamaa is in closed guard, as Selena Gomez tries to roll on the ground. Nice reversal! Selena's now in full mount over Joalin. Selena Gomez is in full mount position over Joalin Loukamaa. Joalin Loukamaa tries to roll to her side and trap Selena Gomez in her guard... Selena keeps good control and remains in full mount. Lena Gercke separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! That was a close round. Both girls displayed similar skill levels. ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= The clock says 0:10 in the 3 round You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Joalin Loukamaa can end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to pound Selena Gomez into mincemeat. The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Joalin connects with a few punches. The clock says 0:20 in the 3 round Joalin Loukamaa is holding Selena Gomez's left leg. She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Selena down... Selena shows great balance while pushing away Joalin. Joalin gets sloppy and Selena Gomez tries to take advantage... Selena Gomez is swinging for the fences! BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Joalin's jaw! Joalin's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Selena Gomez and Joalin Loukamaa engage in a wild exchange of punches! Both fighters are missing terribly. This is not what people paid to see! Selena Gomez and Joalin Loukamaa engage in a wild exchange of punches! Joalin is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. The clock says 0:50 in the 3 round Selena should never have stepped into the cage with Joalin. She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Badass Barbies. Selena Gomez looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Joalin Loukamaa's punches. Joalin is on the receiving end of a great combo by Selena. The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round Selena Gomez moves forward looking for some action. Selena shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a double overhook! Joalin Loukamaa tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Selena Gomez is determined to work from the clinch. She pummeled through and managed to retain her position. The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their bodies can get. Joalin Loukamaa doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Selena Gomez's embrace and tries to move away. Selena Gomez pushes Joalin Loukamaa forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Selena Gomez tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Selena Gomez circles out and slips free of Joalin Loukamaa's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position. Joalin flexes her body and readies herself. She still looks fresh out there, still plenty of action to be seen from Joalin tonight. Joalin Loukamaa moves forward looking for some action. She surprises Selena with double overhooks! Joalin shows no signs of slowing down. She's in great shape, just ask anyone who's gone a few rounds with her. High kick from Joalin Loukamaa! Her legs look amazing! She misses narrowly! Selena tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... A left hook from Selena Gomez. It falls short, that's embarrassing. Selena Gomez goes in with a looping right hand while Joalin Loukamaa jumps back and jabs. Selena seems staggered and Joalin runs in to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. Selena Gomez goes for a low kick... Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It connects! Joalin is in trouble! Big trouble! Selena Gomez steps forward... Joalin catches her with an uppercut to the face! That will leave a bruise on her cheek! Bone shattering straight left hand from Joalin Loukamaa! CRASH. Selena's going to have the mother of all headaches after that blow! Selena should never have stepped into the cage with Joalin. She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Badass Barbies. Joalin Loukamaa dodges a strike and counters with a crushing hook! That almost lifts Selena from the ground! The power behind that is so dangerous and so electric, Joalin is a genius in the cage. This isn't good for Selena! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. The clock says 2:50 in the 3 round Selena Gomez and Joalin Loukamaa engage in a wild exchange of punches! Joalin is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. The clock says 3:00 in the 3 round A shake of the head from Selena. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. Joalin pushes Selena and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in the air. The clock says 3:20 in the 3 round Selena Gomez looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Joalin Loukamaa's punches. Selena is on the receiving end of a great combo by Joalin. Oh no! Selena will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Right cheek has taken some brutal punishment. The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Joalin connects with a few punches. Joalin has opened Selena up! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Selena's Right cheek. Selena Gomez and Joalin Loukamaa engage in a wild exchange of punches! Joalin is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. Yeow! It looks like Selena's Right cheek is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. The clock says 3:45 in the 3 round You can see Selena Gomez's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her long brown hair. Selena has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Selena Gomez looks to close the range with Joalin Loukamaa and tries to grapple... Joalin doesn't want anything to do with this as she moves backwards. The clock says 3:55 in the 3 round Selena Gomez throws a body kick. Blocked by Joalin. You have to admire her ability to blocks those kicks. Poorly executed technique from Selena. Joalin looks to counter... Brutal-looking high kick from Joalin Loukamaa! Look out Selena Gomez! BANG! You could hear the impact from the back seats! This action is insane! Joalin has inflicted a deep cut on Selena's Right eye. There's some blood coming from that wound. Joalin has punished Selena, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. It's not a desirable position that Selena Gomez is in now. Joalin Loukamaa's well known for her strong and relentless GnP. She's beaten a lot of girls to a bloody pulp in this position. Selena Gomez's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long brown hair. Joalin Loukamaa decides to launch some tentative punches... Joalin takes the best of a brief punching exchange. Selena has been opened up by Joalin...the Badass Barbies fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Joalin has Selena staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her long brown hair is plastered to her face and her lovely B cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. Selena Gomez tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Joalin blocks and steps away. Joalin Loukamaa is holding Selena's right leg. Selena should never have got herself in this spot, Joalin is trying to take her down. Selena loses her balance and goes to the ground. There's pain etched all over Selena Gomez's face as her arm is getting wrenched. That arm appears to be injured. Joalin Loukamaa is in a side mount over Selena Gomez. You can see Selena Gomez's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her long brown hair. Selena has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. On the mat here as Joalin Loukamaa prepares to mount Selena Gomez... Joalin slides her knee across and gets to mount. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Joalin's taking this opportunity to rest. Joalin Loukamaa is in full mount position over Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez is a bloody mess! Joalin Loukamaa has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Selena is even thinking of fighting on. Selena Gomez tries to escape from the full mount... Joalin's not caught off guard and moves to side mount. She keeps her superior position, what a brilliant tactician Joalin is. Lena Gercke separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! I don't think either fighter did more than the other that round. That's a fair amount of blood coming from Selena Gomez. The cutman is cleaning her up. ========================================= Round 4 ========================================= A wicked punch by Joalin Loukamaa! She rocks Selena and puts her in a world of hurt. Down Selena goes! She's out cold! That phenomenal knock out has put the rest of Joalin's division on notice! Selena has been opened up by Joalin...the Badass Barbies fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Joalin Loukamaa has won this fight! It's victory by KO (Punch) at 0:17 Round 4! Nice work! Statistics: Selena Gomez Punches 8/34 (24%) Kicks 2/5 (40%) Clinch strikes 2/7 (29%) Takedowns 1/1 (100%) GnP strikes 0/8 (0%) Submissions 3/3 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 273,23 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 19,17 Time on the ground 324 s Statistics: Joalin Loukamaa Punches 48/68 (71%) Kicks 5/9 (56%) Clinch strikes 4/4 (100%) Takedowns 1/3 (33%) GnP strikes 2/8 (25%) Submissions 1/1 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 4152,13 Clinch Damage 461,25 Ground Damage 4,5 Time on the ground 324 s Selena Gomez loses -64,03 ranking points after the fight. Joalin Loukamaa wins 69,16 ranking points after the fight. And there goes my $100! What an upset! The Finnish, Joalin is the winner! Not a bad show by Selena Gomez today. No doubt her hard core fans will be happy with her efforts. If she continues to show off her cleavage and her legs, I think she'll draw in even more fans. (116 points) People at St. Peter's Basilica (Vatican City) will not regret paying for this ticket. Joalin's awesome performance was worth the money. (610 points) What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a freaking cage! It's girls like Joalin and Selena that make the ticket price worth every cent.