Jodie Sweetin enters the cage and this place seems about to burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of them wearing "I love Jodie" T-shirts and holding "Jodie for President" signs. Ming-Na Wen appears calm in her corner. This skilled Macanese fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! Let's go!" Jodie Sweetin appears calm in her corner. This skilled American fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! Let's go!" This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. According to the betting statistics I've seen, Ming-Na is the fighter that'll win tonight. Ming-Na Wen comes with a 4 fight losing streak. Jodie Sweetin comes with a 3 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell rings and Jodie is already calling Ming-Na Wen out, "Lost Wildcats fighters are all losers! I'm gonna kick your 128 lbs ass and rip your hair out by the roots!" A right hand from Ming-Na Wen... Yes! She makes Jodie stumble back! A body kick attempt by Ming-Na Wen... Nicely blocked by Jodie. Jodie tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Jodie Sweetin tries a high kick! High risk move! Ming-Na blocks. Wow, that could have finished this match. Ming-Na Wen moves forward looking for some action. She surprises Jodie with double overhooks! Ming-Na Wen goes in with a looping right hand while Jodie Sweetin jumps back and jabs. Ming-Na only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. Jodie Sweetin throws a hook. That hits its mark. BAM! "Take that, Ming-Na! You sack of meat!" Ming-Na Wen is holding Jodie Sweetin's left leg. She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Jodie down... Jodie shows great balance while pushing away Ming-Na. Jodie tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Jodie Sweetin swings... Slap! A hard impact to Ming-Na's face! Her eyes rolled back in their sockets with that one. Ming-Na circles around Jodie... Solid kick to the leg from Ming-Na Wen. Jodie checks it and positions herself. Ming-Na Wen goes in with a looping right hand while Jodie Sweetin jumps back and jabs. Ming-Na seems staggered and Jodie runs in to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. Some nice shots from Ming-Na Wen. She stuns Jodie. Now's the time for Ming-Na to strike for a win. Bone shattering straight left hand from Jodie Sweetin! Ming-Na ducks under, that blow brushed through her hair. Jodie misses a step and Ming-Na sees an opportunity to counter her... Ming-Na Wen moves forward and launches a low kick. Ouch! Hard blow to Jodie's left thigh. That might leave a bruise. The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round Jodie Sweetin just won't stop and continues to rain punches! Ming-Na quickly defends. Just in time! Jodie steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do that! Ming-Na gestures to Dita Von Teese, she wants to the fight to continue. A wicked punch by Jodie Sweetin! She rocks Ming-Na and puts her in a world of hurt. This isn't good for Ming-Na! The Macanese fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round Jodie looks to be in very good shape. Her body looks amazing, it's obvious she's been training hard for this event. Jodie Sweetin goes to the body... Her punches graze Ming-Na's arm and have zero effect. Jodie gets sloppy and Ming-Na Wen tries to take advantage... Ming-Na Wen fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Jodie Sweetin's chest! Jodie blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Jodie's eyes is pure poison! Ming-Na Wen launches a body shot. Jodie evades. Jodie misses a step and Ming-Na sees an opportunity to counter her... Ming-Na Wen fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Crack! It lands on Jodie's chin. What a bell ringer! Ming-Na Wen moves forward looking for some action. Jodie struggles a bit before breaking Ming-Na's attempt of grappling. "Not today, you dirty bitch.", Jodie gives Ming-Na the finger as she moves away from her. A furious flurry of punches from Jodie Sweetin! Wow! Those just missed Ming-Na. Jodie gets sloppy and Ming-Na Wen tries to take advantage... Brilliant combination from Ming-Na Wen... Jodie is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those ones. Some nice shots from Ming-Na Wen. But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Ming-Na, or pure luck from Jodie? Jodie Sweetin leans forwards and tries to grapple with Ming-Na Wen. Jodie shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Ming-Na. The two women now clinching and looking very hot. Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Jodie Sweetin pushes away Ming-Na Wen, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Ming-Na Wen doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Jodie Sweetin. Ming-Na tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Ming-Na Wen pushes away Jodie Sweetin, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Jodie Sweetin doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Ming-Na Wen. Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Ming-Na Wen's launching some bone breaking punches to Jodie Sweetin's ribs and chest while in the clinch. Wow. You can see the pain in Jodie's eyes. Tears are streaming down her face. Jodie Sweetin ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind of damage could stop the fight. Jodie will need to dig deep to fight through this. Jodie Sweetin tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Jodie Sweetin circles out and slips free of Ming-Na Wen's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position. Lightning fast low kick from Ming-Na Wen! She can really move when she wants to. Jodie blocks that kick with her leg. Ming-Na Wen tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Jodie blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt! A left hook from Ming-Na Wen. It falls short, that's embarrassing. An inside leg kick from Ming-Na Wen. The kick goes awry and Ming-Na almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. Ming-Na clumsily fails here and it's time for Jodie to fight back... Jodie Sweetin launches a shot seen throughout the arena! Ming-Na stumbles back, her corner is screaming! Jodie is coming in again! This is pure gold! Jodie Sweetin moves forward looking for some action. She surprises Ming-Na with double overhooks! Ming-Na Wen goes in with a looping right hand while Jodie Sweetin jumps back and jabs. Ming-Na only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. Ming-Na Wen moves aside and launches a furious low kick! Hard blow to Jodie's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning. Jodie has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this day and age. Referee Dita Von Teese stops the action and is having to yell at the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over. The round is for Jodie, who walks calmly to her corner while adjusting her outfit. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Ming-Na looks to be in very good shape. Her body looks amazing, it's obvious she's been training hard for this event. Ming-Na Wen goes in with a looping right hand while Jodie Sweetin jumps back and jabs. That one hits, but Jodie seems unaffected. She's countering with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here. Good leg kicks from Ming-Na Wen. Those kicks are connecting...Jodie winces a bit. The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round Ming-Na Wen moves forward looking for some action. She surprises Jodie with double overhooks! Ming-Na Wen fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Jodie Sweetin's chest! Slam! That almost popped Jodie's breasts right out of her top! Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round Good looking front kick from Ming-Na Wen... It connects and Jodie stumbles backwards... Ming-Na Wen fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Jodie Sweetin's chest! Jodie blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Jodie's eyes is pure poison! Ming-Na Wen leans forwards and tries to grapple with Jodie Sweetin. Ming-Na shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Jodie. The two women now clinching and looking very hot. Jodie Sweetin doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Ming-Na Wen's embrace and tries to move away. Ming-Na Wen pushes Jodie Sweetin forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. This is beginning to look like some kind of romantic slow dance! Ming-Na and Jodie are hugging each other! Let's get on with this fight! The clock says 1:20 in the 2 round Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Jodie Sweetin grapples with Ming-Na Wen and tries an outer leg sweep. Ming-Na manages to maintain her balance and avoids going down. Jodie misses a step and Ming-Na sees an opportunity to counter her... Ming-Na Wen grapples with Jodie Sweetin and tries an outer leg sweep. Jodie manages to maintain her balance and avoids going down. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Ming-Na Wen doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Jodie Sweetin's embrace and tries to move away. Nice move from Ming-Na Wen who puts some distance between herself and Jodie Sweetin. Quick hook by Ming-Na Wen. It glances off Jodie's arms. Ming-Na gets sloppy and Jodie Sweetin tries to take advantage... Jodie Sweetin fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Crack! It lands on Ming-Na's chin. What a bell ringer! Ming-Na steps backwards away from Jodie. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I just hope she has the fitness to continue. Jodie Sweetin is holding Ming-Na Wen's left leg. She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Ming-Na down... Crash! Ming-Na loses balance and goes to the ground. She could be in trouble. Jodie Sweetin is in side mount over Ming-Na Wen. Ming-Na shows no signs of slowing down. She's in great shape, just ask anyone who's gone a few rounds with her. Ming-Na Wen has a shot at trapping Jodie Sweetin in her guard. Ming-Na manages to switch to full guard. Jodie Sweetin is in open guard over Ming-Na. Ming-Na Wen is trying to close her guard around Jodie Sweetin. "Uhhh Jodie...ughh...get off me..." Ming-Na succeeds in her attempt, I think Jodie looks worried. The clock says 2:35 in the 2 round Jodie Sweetin is in closed guard over Ming-Na. Jodie Sweetin positions herself for a round of ground and pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. Ming-Na attempts to cover herself and blocks those elbows. Jodie Sweetin is in closed guard over Ming-Na. Jodie Sweetin's in closed guard, as Ming-Na Wen tries to roll on the ground. Nice reversal! Ming-Na's now in full mount over Jodie. The clock says 3:00 in the 2 round Ming-Na Wen is in full mount over Jodie Sweetin. Jodie Sweetin tries to escape from the full mount... Ming-Na's not caught off guard and moves to side mount. She keeps her superior position, what a brilliant tactician Ming-Na is. Ming-Na Wen is in side mount over Jodie Sweetin. Ming-Na Wen looks to pass to mount... Jodie creates space and scrambles back to her feet, but she looks concerned. Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The fans at the Alice Springs Desert Park (Northern Territory, Australia) are cheering for the girls. Nice punches from Ming-Na Wen. Jodie staggers backwards, she's in trouble. Ming-Na wants to finish this and continues launching bombs! Shovel hook by Ming-Na Wen! She tags Jodie! That was brutal. Ming-Na Wen decides to launch some tentative punches... Jodie launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Ming-Na with a stiff cross! Solid exchange! Jodie has a nasty cut on her Right cheek. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round Ming-Na Wen goes in with a looping right hand while Jodie Sweetin jumps back and jabs. Ming-Na seems staggered and Jodie runs in to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. Ming-Na Wen attempts to cut off Jodie Sweetin with punches. Jodie reels from the strikes. Nice hits! Jodie's Nose is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Ming-Na pushes Jodie and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in the air. Jodie Sweetin launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! Ming-Na blocks and tries to circle around her opponent looking for angles. Good looking front kick from Ming-Na Wen... Jodie blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Ming-Na. That all you got?" Jodie tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... A right hand from Jodie Sweetin... Yes! She makes Ming-Na stumble back! That looks like it hurts! Ming-Na's Right eye isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. Jodie Sweetin is showing excellent timing. She blasts Ming-Na Wen with a right hand. Ming-Na steps backwards and the punch goes wide. Incredible haymaker from Ming-Na Wen! You can see Jodie Sweetin's head being snapped backwards! Her hair flying everywhere! Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Jodie's Nose is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Jodie's Nose. Ming-Na has punished Jodie, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. Ming-Na steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do that! Jodie gestures to Dita Von Teese, she wants to the fight to continue. Ming-Na Wen fakes a punch and launches herself over Jodie Sweetin. Great move by Ming-Na! She pushes Jodie under a troublesome thai clinch. Jodie Sweetin doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Ming-Na Wen's embrace and tries to move away. Ming-Na Wen pushes Jodie Sweetin forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them as the buzzer sounds. Dita Von Teese better be careful or she may get in the way of a punch or kick! Ming-Na has to be confident that she won that round. She runs her fingers through her hair and smiles at the crowd. ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= Solid kick to the leg from Ming-Na Wen. Oh man! That visibly pains Jodie. Tears may be welling in her eyes! Here comes Ming-Na Wen with a vicious middle kick! That lands hard on Jodie's ample tits! Oh My! A crushing shot to Jodie Sweetin's body! That one seemed to double her over and push the wind out of her. Jodie is holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable. Jodie seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. The clock says 0:30 in the 3 round Solid kick to the leg from Ming-Na Wen. Oh man! That visibly pains Jodie. Tears may be welling in her eyes! Solid kick to the leg from Ming-Na Wen. Oh man! That visibly pains Jodie. Tears may be welling in her eyes! Oh No! Wait! Dita Von Teese is stopping this one. Jodie isn't going to be able to live this one down. She's been well and truly beaten by Ming-Na. It's a win for the Macanese fighter, Ming-Na Wen. At 0:47 Round 3, the win coming via TKO (Low kick). Statistics: Ming-Na Wen Punches 20/40 (50%) Kicks 12/19 (63%) Clinch strikes 3/3 (100%) Takedowns 0/1 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 4331,25 Clinch Damage 220,5 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 63 s Statistics: Jodie Sweetin Punches 23/50 (46%) Kicks 0/1 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 1/1 (100%) GnP strikes 0/3 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 796,17 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 63 s Ming-Na Wen wins 25,03 ranking points after the fight. Jodie Sweetin loses -15,64 ranking points after the fight. There's no doubt that Ming-Na is not only a hot babe, but she can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of what this competition is all about. (583 points) That was a decent performance from Jodie Sweetin tonight. In my eyes, she read the fight well and wasn't afraid of engaging. Hopefully she can level out her aggression and do something about her hair, if she can manage that, then it's possible she'll go far in the UCC. (158 points) I only can thank Ming-Na and Jodie for an unforgettable fight! In fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for putting on such a great show. I fucking love my job!