Melissa Satta enters the cage and this place seems about to burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of them wearing "I love Melissa" T-shirts and holding "Melissa for President" signs.
Melissa Satta looks calm in her corner. The Italian fighter looks convinced of her abilities. "Let's get fight started, Paige. I have other places to be..."
Paige Hathaway raises her fists in her corner and the crowd respond. At a radiant 5'5" in height and weighing 125 pounds, she certainly seems confident.
Melissa Satta has fought Paige Hathaway 3 times. She has won 3 of them.
Paige's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese.

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Round 1
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The bell has rung and Paige Hathaway is eyeing up Melissa Satta to get this started. Paige's already taunting her opponent, "You ready for me, bitch? Just bring it, Melissa".


Paige Hathaway moves forward, she's looking for some grappling action.
Melissa pushes Paige and keeps the fight at striking range.


A solid shot from Paige Hathaway to the body of Melissa.
Ouch. Melissa didn't like that. Her tit will be stinging a little now.
Ow! A thumping hit to Melissa Satta's chest! Her lovely B cup breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and black by morning.


Paige Hathaway decides to launch some tentative punches...
Nothing from this exchange. Paige moves back and takes a deep breath, her breasts rise and fall as sweat runs down her cleavage.


Some nice shots from Paige Hathaway.
She stuns Melissa. Now's the time for Paige to strike for a win.


Paige Hathaway found an opening in the defense of Melissa Satta, she's launching a big hook!
She landed it! That could break Melissa's ribs. Oh my gosh!
Melissa seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight.


Melissa Satta looks rattled like a vacant blonde. Paige Hathaway sees her opportunity to finish the fight and launches an aggressive flurry of punches!
Melissa is taking a brutal beating and falls to the mat! The ref could stop this fight at any moment.
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Melissa's Right eye.
Melissa seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target for Paige! This is the beginning of the end!


Paige is standing while Melissa is on the ground on her back.
Here is a chance for Paige Hathaway to really put it to Melissa Satta. With Melissa on the ground Paige has her hands ready and is trying to claw at her breasts!
Paige has a hand covering each of Melissa's breasts! She's clawing and twisting them...Oh my that is sure to leave bruises all over her perfectly lovely tits.
The ref pulls Paige off! Melissa seems confused and dazed as the bell sounds the bout over.
A TKO (Breast Claw) win at 1:12 Round 1 for Paige Hathaway. Excellent work.

Statistics: Melissa Satta
Punches 3/3 (100%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 0
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 6 s

Statistics: Paige Hathaway
Punches 8/12 (67%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 1896
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s


Melissa Satta loses -67,88 ranking points after the fight.


Paige Hathaway wins 73,31 ranking points after the fight.
She stands at a radiant 5'5" in height and weighs in at 125 pounds. With her full D cup breasts rising and falling and her hair wet with sweat. Here is your winner, Paige Hathaway!


What a dull and boring fighter Melissa Satta was today. She needs to improve her performance if she wants the fans cheer for her. Even her revealing fight attire was not enough to win them over. (0 points)
We've seen a nice effort tonight from Paige Hathaway. In my opinion she was thinking of the fans besides the fight itself. She showed us enough technical skill, as well as enough skin, during the fight to keep most of the crowd happy. (213 points)
MMA Internet sites are about to explode! What an awesome fight, watching Paige and Melissa going at it hard in a cage is the kind of entertainment that I love!