A "Melissa! Melissa! Melissa! Melissa!" chant has gone up around the arena. The crowd at the The Simpson Desert (Austraila) love this fighter and Melissa's never one to ignore her fans. She smiles, waves and then bows to the chanting crowd! They go totally ballistic! Melissa Satta plays with her hair and smiles at Jessica Simpson with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can win today. Jessica Simpson looks very relaxed as she repositions her huge double D cup breasts in her outfit. She's clearly confident she can win this match. This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. Melissa is the favourite by the betting sites on the Internet. Melissa Satta comes with a 2 fight winning streak. Jessica Simpson comes with a 4 fight losing streak. The referee of the bout is Eva Habermann. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The bell rings and round one is underway. Melissa's making an early statement by flipping Jessica the finger! I hope that gesture doesn't bite her in the ass. The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round Middle kick from Melissa Satta. Bam! Jessica receives a solid kick right below her breasts. The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round A left hook from Melissa Satta. It just grazes the chin of Jessica. Jessica has been opened up by Melissa...the Raccoon fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Nice punch by Jessica Simpson. She out boxes Melissa in this exchange with some solid hits. Oh no! A bad move from Jessica Simpson! She allows Melissa to land a solid head kick. Jessica is rocked with that one! Melissa Satta launches a stiff jab, it's aimed directly at Jessica Simpson's face! Jessica ducks that one. Jessica is trying to counter now... A bone shattering straight right hand from Jessica Simpson! It connects! Melissa's going to have a big headache after that blow! Brutal-looking high kick from Melissa Satta! Look out Jessica Simpson! Jessica dodges! How the hell did she escape that one? Jessica Simpson's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Jessica Simpson fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! Melissa didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground! Jessica Simpson is in open guard over Melissa. As the fight continues it seems that Jessica is taking the best of the fight. She's been putting in a lot of effort in the gym lately and it is paying off. Jessica Simpson pushes Melissa Satta against the fence and then tries to improve her position. Jessica jumps and tries to free her leg! Melissa doesn't allow this but Jessica is able to get half guard here. The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round Jessica Simpson is in half guard over Melissa. Melissa Satta attempts to move to full guard. Jessica Simpson keeps good control and remains in half guard. Jessica Simpson is in half guard over Melissa. Melissa Satta tries to close the guard. Melissa has managed to put Jessica Simpson in closed guard. The clock says 1:50 in the 1 round Jessica Simpson is in closed guard over Melissa. Melissa breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down huge mouthfuls of oxygen. Jessica Simpson is in closed guard over Melissa. Jessica Simpson's in closed guard, as Melissa Satta tries to roll on the ground. Nice reversal! Melissa's now in full mount over Jessica. Melissa Satta is in full mount over Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson tries to roll to her side and trap Melissa Satta in her guard... Melissa keeps good control and remains in full mount. Melissa Satta is in full mount over Jessica Simpson. Jessica's taking this opportunity to rest. Melissa Satta is in full mount over Jessica Simpson. Melissa breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down huge mouthfuls of oxygen. Eva Habermann has seen enough passivity on the ground and stands up the fighters, "Come on ladies. This is a fight not a slumber party!" Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Jessica is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Melissa runs her fingers through her hair. Jessica seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of gas in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come on, come on. Let's get this done!" Jessica Simpson fakes a punch and launches herself over Melissa Satta. Melissa's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Jessica and pushes her away. Poorly executed technique from Jessica. Melissa looks to counter... Oh no! A bad move from Jessica Simpson! She allows Melissa to land a solid head kick. Jessica is rocked with that one! Yeow! It looks like Jessica's Left cheek is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. The clock says 2:55 in the 1 round Jessica Simpson fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Melissa Satta's chest! Melissa blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Melissa's eyes is pure poison! Melissa Satta decides to launch some tentative punches... Melissa takes the best of a brief punching exchange. An inside leg kick from Melissa Satta. It lands on Jessica's leg with a loud smack. Melissa Satta throws an uppercut. It lands solidly making a meaty thud. Jessica's being used as a punching bag. Jessica's Mouth is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Melissa has inflicted a deep cut on Jessica's Mouth. There's some blood coming from that wound. Melissa Satta paws at Jessica Simpson. Jessica answers with solid punches and a taunt, "That all you got, stupid cow?" Brilliant combination from Jessica Simpson... Punches are landing...she's forcing Melissa to try and defend better. Melissa Satta tries a hook to the body! She hits Jessica's breasts hard! Oh my! Jessica will be wishing for a padded bra before this night is over. Melissa Satta tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... Jessica blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt! The clock says 4:20 in the 1 round Melissa Satta makes a quick move for Jessica Simpson's wavy golden hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Jessica pulls her head away, leaving Melissa with just a few strands in her hands. The American star squeals at her attacker, "Leave my hair alone, you psycho bitch!" Melissa Satta launches a low kick. Damn! That smacked right onto Jessica's knee! Hyper-extension of the leg. Jessica has been injured. I've seen this a millions times, folks. Jessica Simpson tries to take the action to her favourite field as she tries to grapple. Melissa swings and Jessica has to retreat. Nice avoiding that grapple, Melissa. The clock says 4:55 in the 1 round Pulverizing punch to Jessica Simpson's head from Melissa Satta! Ouch, that had to hurt! Eva Habermann separates the fighters as the round concludes. Oh! The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Eva Habermann is forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to their corners. The round is for Melissa, who walks calmly to her corner while adjusting her outfit. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Brutal-looking high kick from Melissa Satta! Look out Jessica Simpson! Jessica dodges! How the hell did she escape that one? Jessica Simpson follows Melissa Satta... Ow! She gets counter punched in a big way! Jessica needs to stop playing Melissa's game or she'll get knocked out! What the hell is she thinking? Good looking front kick from Melissa Satta... It connects and Jessica stumbles backwards... The clock says 0:40 in the 2 round A bone shattering straight right hand from Jessica Simpson! Melissa ducks under...sweat flicking from her hair. Melissa Satta's looking to close the range with Jessica Simpson and tries to grapple... Oh baby, that's a nice move. Melissa shoves herself over her opponent and secures a single collar tie. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Brutal knees to Jessica Simpson's face, followed by knees to the body. Melissa Satta is looking to make her pay! Bang! Bang! Bang! Jessica can't take many more shots like that! The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their bodies can get. Melissa Satta grabs one of Jessica Simpson's arms and tries a hip throw. Owww...Jessica lands hard on her back with bone shattering force. Melissa is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. Melissa Satta steps back and allows Jessica to get back to her feet. Jessica Simpson keeps her eyes locked on Melissa as she steadies herself. Time for Jessica to get upright again. She's breathing heavily, her ample breasts heaving as she readies herself. The clock says 1:30 in the 2 round Melissa Satta is showing excellent timing. She blasts Jessica Simpson with a right hand. Great hook by Melissa! Jessica is caught off balance and slips to the ground in pain! Melissa is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. Melissa Satta keeps her eyes fixed on Jessica Simpson as she moves to create some space and allows Jessica to stand up. Back to her feet, Jessica is vertical again. She'll be hoping she stays that way for a while. Melissa Satta tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown... Got her! Jessica is unable to remain on her feet and falls to the ground. Jessica Simpson ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind of damage could stop the fight. Jessica will need to dig deep to fight through this. Melissa Satta is in open guard over Jessica. Melissa Satta moves on the ground... ...and she gets to half guard. Melissa Satta is in half guard over Jessica. Jessica Simpson moves to high guard and tries to close an armbar. Melissa breaks the lock, rolls on the ground and stands up quickly. Referee Eva Habermann puts up her hands to stop the fight. She waits until both women are standing...and now she signals for them to continue. Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Melissa is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Jessica runs her fingers through her wavy golden hair. Jessica Simpson launches a low kick. It gets blocked quickly. Melissa stopping that assault with ease. Jessica clumsily fails here and it's time for Melissa to fight back... Melissa Satta steps forward and fires a high kick! Jessica blocks decisively and she glares at Melissa, "No fucking way, bitch." Melissa Satta looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Jessica Simpson's punches. Jessica is on the receiving end of a great combo by Melissa. An inside leg kick from Melissa Satta. It lands on Jessica's leg with a loud smack. A bunch of leg kicks from Jessica Simpson. All those kicks are blocked by Melissa. Jessica misses a step and Melissa sees an opportunity to counter her... Incredible high kick from Melissa Satta! What an impact. Jessica is dazed and worried! Oh My! A crushing shot to Jessica Simpson's body! That one seemed to double her over and push the wind out of her. Jessica is holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable. Melissa Satta leads with a punch... Jessica evades but whiffs with a counter. A shake of the head from Jessica. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. What a terribly one sided match...Jessica wasn't ready to fight a fighter of Melissa's caliber. A low kick by Jessica Simpson as she makes an effort to maintain her distance. Jessica has missed with that move. That was far from landing. Poorly executed technique from Jessica. Melissa looks to counter... A wicked punch by Melissa Satta! She rocks Jessica and puts her in a world of hurt. It's going to be hard for Jessica to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Nose is swelling up big time. Pulverizing punch to Jessica Simpson's head from Melissa Satta! Ouch, that had to hurt! Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Jessica's Forehead. Melissa Satta tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants Jessica on the mat. Jessica goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in trouble now. Melissa Satta is in open guard over Jessica. Melissa Satta is trying to better her position on the ground and launches a couple of elbows against Jessica Simpson's ribs and breasts. Jessica felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears on her cheeks... Melissa Satta is in open guard over Jessica. Jessica Simpson continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Eva Habermann is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Melissa Satta tries to jump to side mount. Jessica closes her guard around Melissa. Tight fighting! Melissa Satta is in side mount over Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson is attempting to trap Melissa Satta in her guard. Melissa keeps control and remains in side mount. Melissa Satta is in side mount over Jessica Simpson. You can see Jessica Simpson's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her wavy golden hair. Jessica has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Melissa Satta tries to move to full mount! That's a nice move. Melissa is in full mount now, putting herself in the dominant position. Melissa Satta is in full mount over Jessica Simpson. You can see Jessica Simpson's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her wavy golden hair. Jessica has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Jessica Simpson launches a few weak punches. Melissa blocks them effectively. Jessica needs to get more steam behind those hits. Jessica misses a step and Melissa sees an opportunity to counter her... Jessica Simpson tries to escape from the full mount... Melissa's not caught off guard and moves to side mount. She keeps her superior position, what a brilliant tactician Melissa is. Melissa Satta is in side mount over Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson has a shot at trapping Melissa Satta in her guard. Melissa keeps control and remains in side mount. Melissa Satta is in side mount over Jessica Simpson. We're on the canvas as Melissa Satta tries to mount Jessica Simpson... Melissa slides her knee across and gets to mount. Melissa Satta is in full mount over Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson tries to roll to her side and trap Melissa Satta in her guard... Melissa rolls her over and takes her back! Melissa is pressing Jessica's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet Jessica's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her breasts. Eva Habermann separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! This round is clearly for Melissa. ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= 0:13 Round 3 and Melissa's still in good shape. She sure has trained hard for this fight. I just love watching her compete. Jessica Simpson's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her wavy golden hair. A wicked punch by Melissa Satta! She rocks Jessica and puts her in a world of hurt. Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Jessica's Right eye. Melissa Satta launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! Jessica blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat! That looks like it hurts! Jessica's Right cheek isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. There's a vicious laceration on Jessica's Right cheek. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Melissa has Jessica staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her wavy golden hair is plastered to her face and her huge double D cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. Melissa is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. You can see Jessica Simpson's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her wavy golden hair. Jessica has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Melissa Satta looks down at Jessica Simpson, she has a nasty look in her eyes...Oh my! Melissa raises her foot and stomps towards Jessica's crotch! Ohhh! Melissa's foot lands right between Jessica's thighs! Smack bang on her crotch! That's a nasty and messy move! Jessica is in total agony. Melissa is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. Jessica Simpson's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her wavy golden hair. Jessica Simpson is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck down, Jessica." Melissa Satta is measuring her up, she's in position to drop a knee to her gut... Melissa has dropped her knee right into Jessica's belly! That's pushed the wind right out of her and Jessica is gasping for breath. Melissa gets back to her feet...is she going to do that move again? Jessica Simpson ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind of damage could stop the fight. Jessica will need to dig deep to fight through this. Melissa is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. Jessica should never have stepped into the cage with Melissa. She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Raccoon. Jessica Simpson is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck down, Jessica." Melissa Satta is measuring her up, she's in position to drop a knee to her gut... Melissa has dropped her knee right into Jessica's belly! That's pushed the wind right out of her and Jessica is gasping for breath. Melissa gets back to her feet...is she going to do that move again? Melissa is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. Melissa Satta moves back and yells, "Get up, Jessica! Get your sorry ass up so I can kick you back down again!" Jessica Simpson slowly gets back to her feet. Time for Jessica to get upright again. She's breathing heavily, her ample breasts heaving as she readies herself. Melissa Satta goes in with a looping right hand while Jessica Simpson jumps back and jabs. Melissa only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. Melissa Satta tries to grapple. She puts Jessica in a double underhook! We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Jessica Simpson's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her wavy golden hair. Insane uppercut from the clinch by Melissa Satta! That one almost breaks Jessica's chin! She's knocked down! That's it! Jessica is out cold! What an impact from the Italian fighter! Melissa really has pounded her opponent here tonight. It's going to be hard for Jessica to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time. Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Jessica's Chin. Melissa Satta has won this fight! It's victory by KO (Uppercut) at 1:33 Round 3! Nice work! Statistics: Melissa Satta Punches 15/22 (68%) Kicks 12/15 (80%) Clinch strikes 5/8 (62%) Takedowns 2/3 (67%) GnP strikes 2/2 (100%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 4918,27 Clinch Damage 826 Ground Damage 93,33 Time on the ground 188 s Statistics: Jessica Simpson Punches 12/18 (67%) Kicks 0/6 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 1/1 (100%) GnP strikes 0/3 (0%) Submissions 1/1 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%) Damage caused 468,04 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 21,17 Time on the ground 247 s Melissa Satta wins 11,22 ranking points after the fight. Jessica Simpson loses -6,73 ranking points after the fight. A dominating performance by Melissa who took her best game against Jessica. I have no doubt Melissa will be gracing the cover of Total Knock Out in the near future. (722 points) We've seen a nice effort tonight from Jessica Simpson. In my opinion she was thinking of the fans besides the fight itself. She showed us enough technical skill, as well as enough skin, during the fight to keep most of the crowd happy. (111 points) Oh yes! What a superb fight! Undoubtedly one of the fights of the year! Melissa and Jessica proved that they have the skills, abilities and looks to sell tickets and merchandise.