Mary Elizabeth Winstead's the favourite fighter of the crowd here at the The Devil's Sinkhole (Rocksprings, Texas, USA). You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name on them. Mary Elizabeth flexes her body for the crowd as they start a "Let's go Mary Elizabeth!" chant. Mary Elizabeth Winstead plays with her hair and smiles at Joalin Loukamaa with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can win today. Joalin Loukamaa plays with her long blonde hair and smiles at Mary Elizabeth Winstead with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can win today. This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media don't have a favourite and neither do I. Mary Elizabeth Winstead comes with a 2 fight winning streak. Joalin Loukamaa comes with a 3 fight losing streak. The referee of the bout is Toccara Jones. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The first round bell sounds and Mary Elizabeth's already talking trash to Joalin Loukamaa, "I'll rip your long blonde hair right out! Those firm titties of yours are about to be pounded!" The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round Some nice shots from Joalin Loukamaa. She stuns Mary Elizabeth. Now's the time for Joalin to strike for a win. There's a vicious laceration on Mary Elizabeth's Nose. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Joalin Loukamaa and Mary Elizabeth Winstead engage in a wild exchange of punches! Joalin is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. It's going to be hard for Mary Elizabeth to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Nose is swelling up big time. Nice punch by Mary Elizabeth Winstead. She out boxes Joalin in this exchange with some solid hits. Yeow! It looks like Joalin's Nose is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. Good looking front kick from Joalin Loukamaa... It connects and Mary Elizabeth stumbles backwards... Mary Elizabeth Winstead steps forward... Joalin catches her with an uppercut to the face! That will leave a bruise on her cheek! It's going to be hard for Mary Elizabeth to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time. Joalin has inflicted a deep cut on Mary Elizabeth's Chin. There's some blood coming from that wound. The clock says 1:00 in the 1 round Joalin Loukamaa throws a hook. That hits its mark. BAM! "Take that, Mary Elizabeth! You sack of meat!" The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round Bone shattering straight right hand from Joalin Loukamaa! BANG. Mary Elizabeth's going to have a big headache after that blow! Quick hook by Joalin Loukamaa. Good shot! Mary Elizabeth has every reason to be worried if Joalin keeps landing those on her. Joalin has opened up Mary Elizabeth! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Mary Elizabeth's Left cheek. Solid kick to the leg from Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Joalin checks it and positions herself. The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round Mary Elizabeth Winstead fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! Joalin staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat! Mary Elizabeth studies her opponent looking for a hole in her defense. Mary Elizabeth Winstead's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Mary Elizabeth Winstead lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs are amazing to watch! Joalin Loukamaa blocks the kick. Nice defending. Mary Elizabeth Winstead tries a hook to the body! Joalin manages to dodge it. Nice escape from that hook. The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round You can see Mary Elizabeth Winstead's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her hair. Mary Elizabeth has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Mary Elizabeth Winstead launches a stiff jab, right towards Joalin Loukamaa's face! Joalin ducks that one. Joalin is trying to counter now... Bone shattering straight left hand from Joalin Loukamaa! CRASH. Mary Elizabeth's going to have the mother of all headaches after that blow! The clock says 2:25 in the 1 round A punch from Mary Elizabeth Winstead... It whizzes past Joalin. Nice low kick from Mary Elizabeth Winstead...those kicks look dangerous. Joalin stops it. Nice block! Poorly executed technique from Mary Elizabeth. Joalin looks to counter... Joalin Loukamaa fires a series of low kicks. My God! Joalin is punishing Mary Elizabeth's legs repeatedly! Those kicks are like lightning. Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Mary Elizabeth's leg. It looks like she's hyper-extended it. Joalin has Mary Elizabeth staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her hair is plastered to her face and her full C cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. Mary Elizabeth pushes Joalin and moves away from her. She seems to be recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in the air. The clock says 2:55 in the 1 round Mary Elizabeth Winstead fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Joalin Loukamaa's chest! Joalin blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Joalin's eyes is pure poison! Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a bloody mess! Joalin Loukamaa has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mary Elizabeth is even thinking of fighting on. Joalin Loukamaa launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! Mary Elizabeth blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek! She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time for Joalin to press her advantage! This isn't good for Mary Elizabeth! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. The clock says 3:20 in the 1 round Joalin is standing while Mary Elizabeth is on the ground on her back. Mary Elizabeth Winstead's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Sweat covers Mary Elizabeth Winstead's face as she slowly gets back to her feet. "Come on Mary Elizabeth, come on. Get up, you sack of shit and fight me." Joalin Loukamaa steps back and taunts Mary Elizabeth. Mary Elizabeth climbs to her feet and is standing now. She does look a little wobbly on those legs! The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round Joalin Loukamaa shoots for a double leg takedown! She hits it! Mary Elizabeth is taken off her feet...oh! but she manages to pull Joalin into her guard. Joalin Loukamaa is in closed guard over Mary Elizabeth. Joalin Loukamaa struggles on the ground and tries to break Mary Elizabeth Winstead's guard... Joalin's in Mary Elizabeth's open guard now. Nice work from Joalin. Joalin Loukamaa is in open guard over Mary Elizabeth. Joalin Loukamaa moves on the ground... ...and she gets to half guard. Joalin Loukamaa is in half guard over Mary Elizabeth. You can see Mary Elizabeth Winstead's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her hair. Mary Elizabeth has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Mary Elizabeth Winstead attempts to move to full guard. Joalin Loukamaa keeps good control and remains in half guard. Joalin Loukamaa is in half guard over Mary Elizabeth. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a bloody mess! Joalin Loukamaa has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mary Elizabeth is even thinking of fighting on. Mary Elizabeth's taking this opportunity to rest. Joalin Loukamaa is in half guard over Mary Elizabeth. Mary Elizabeth Winstead attempts to move to full guard. Joalin Loukamaa keeps good control and remains in half guard. Referee Toccara Jones is gesturing for both fighters to get back to their feet. She has seen enough inactivity. Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Joalin is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Mary Elizabeth runs her fingers through her hair. Joalin Loukamaa makes a quick move for Mary Elizabeth Winstead's hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Mary Elizabeth is squealing in pain! Joalin has literally thrown her to the canvas by the hair. That's a devastating hair mare, Joalin's removing strands of her opponents hair from her hands. Joalin is standing while Mary Elizabeth is on the ground on her back. It looks like Mary Elizabeth is having trouble getting to her feet, Joalin's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves towards Mary Elizabeth's head and has an evil glint in her eyes... Joalin is standing on Mary Elizabeth's hair! Mary Elizabeth is writhing in pain, but she can't escape. Joalin has grabbed her hands and is pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Mary Elizabeth's back is arched and her head remains on the canvas! Her hair is being pulled by the roots! Referee Toccara Jones stops the action and is having to yell at the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over. That round was a toss up. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= The clock says 0:10 in the 2 round Mary Elizabeth Winstead's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Mary Elizabeth Winstead follows Joalin Loukamaa... Ow! She gets counter punched in a big way! Mary Elizabeth needs to stop playing Joalin's game or she'll get knocked out! What the hell is she thinking? This isn't good for Mary Elizabeth! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Mary Elizabeth Winstead's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Mary Elizabeth Winstead follows Joalin Loukamaa... Ow! She gets counter punched in a big way! Mary Elizabeth needs to stop playing Joalin's game or she'll get knocked out! What the hell is she thinking? This isn't good for Mary Elizabeth! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. That punishment by Joalin has left Mary Elizabeth staggered! Joalin should try push forward now and finish this! Mary Elizabeth Winstead's corner men are yelling for her to escape from the ground. Joalin Loukamaa can totally finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Mary Elizabeth has got to find a way out now! Mary Elizabeth Winstead's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her hair. Mary Elizabeth Winstead stumbles backwards and staggers, her hair in her eyes. Joalin Loukamaa launches aggressively over her opponent throwing some wild punches! Mary Elizabeth is knocked down after a couple of punches, hitting the mat hard! Is she out? Holy Shit! Goodnight Mary Elizabeth! What a massive KO from Joalin! The crowd here have erupted! Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Mary Elizabeth's Nose is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. There's a vicious laceration on Mary Elizabeth's Nose. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. The winner is Joalin Loukamaa by KO (Punches) at 0:40 Round 2! Congratulations! Statistics: Mary Elizabeth Winstead Punches 1/5 (20%) Kicks 0/4 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/1 (0%) Takedowns 0/1 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 117,83 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 82 s Statistics: Joalin Loukamaa Punches 16/18 (89%) Kicks 5/5 (100%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 2/2 (100%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 4071,75 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 54 s Mary Elizabeth Winstead loses -11,47 ranking points after the fight. Joalin Loukamaa wins 17,43 ranking points after the fight. Mary Elizabeth Winstead was making the people snore here. Vassago should talk with this girl. If she continues to fight like this they will need to look at dropping her from their roster. (48 points) There's no doubt that Joalin is not only a hot babe, but she can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of what this competition is all about. (489 points) What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a freaking cage! It's girls like Joalin and Mary Elizabeth that make the ticket price worth every cent.