The fans are chanting, "Keira! Keira! Kick Britney's ass!" They're 100% amped and on fire for their fighter tonight. If they doesn't motivate her, nothing will. Keira Knightley plays with her shortish brown hair and smiles at Britney Spears with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can win today. Britney Spears glares at her opponent from the opposite corner. This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. Britney is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll have to do her best to score a win. The referee of the bout is Eva Habermann. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The first round bell sounds and Keira's already talking trash to Britney Spears, "I'll rip your flying blonde hair right out! Those perfect titties of yours are about to be pounded!" A left hook from Britney Spears. It falls short, that's embarrassing. A bunch of leg kicks from Britney Spears. All those kicks are blocked by Keira. Britney Spears decides to launch some tentative punches... Britney takes the best of a brief punching exchange. Keira Knightley launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! Britney blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat! The clock says 1:00 in the 1 round Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Britney Spears tries to hit Keira Knightley with a kick to her knee from the ground. Keira dodges that. That was far too easy for her to avoid. Britney misses a step and Keira sees an opportunity to counter her... Keira Knightley launches a kick to Britney Spears's thigh... BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Britney is in serious pain! Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Keira Knightley moves backwards and waves her arms about, gesturing for Britney Spears to stand up. "Come on you bitch. We're not done yet!" Back to her feet, Britney is vertical again. She'll be hoping she stays that way for a while. The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots. Keira Knightley fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Britney Spears's chest! Slam! That almost popped Britney's breasts right out of her top! Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. Keira steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do that! Britney gestures to Eva Habermann, she wants to the fight to continue. The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Britney's connecting with a few punches. Oh no! A bad move from Britney Spears! She allows Keira to land a solid head kick. Britney is rocked with that one! Keira Knightley moves forward, she's looking for some grappling action. Keira has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch! The clock says 2:25 in the 1 round Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Keira Knightley pushes away Britney Spears, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Britney Spears stumbles backwards and Keira Knightley circles to get the center of the cage. Keira Knightley swings... Slap! A hard impact to Britney's face! Her eyes rolled back in their sockets with that one. The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round A shake of the head from Keira. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round Keira Knightley goes for a low kick... Britney avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a cat! A pussy cat! Keira Knightley looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Britney Spears's punches. Both fighters are wildly hitting the air! Britney Spears tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown... Keira jumps backwards and frees her leg. Smooth move! Keira Knightley leads with a punch... Britney avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut! Ohhh...amazing! Britney should never have stepped into the cage with Keira. She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Strikeforce. Britney Spears moves forward and launches a high kick! Keira ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through her shortish brown hair. Lucky escape! Britney Spears dodges a strike and counters with a crushing hook! That misses by an inch! So close! Britney clumsily fails here and it's time for Keira to fight back... Keira Knightley steps forward and fires a high kick! Britney blocks decisively and she glares at Keira, "No fucking way, bitch." Keira Knightley's corner men are yelling for her to escape from the ground. Britney Spears can totally finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Keira has got to find a way out now! Britney Spears avoids a dangerous strike from Keira Knightley... Britney counters with a solid straight! That's just beautiful to watch! The clock says 4:00 in the 1 round Keira Knightley launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs are amazing to watch! Britney blocks, showing some great skill. Keira clumsily fails here and it's time for Britney to fight back... Britney Spears throws a looping right hand... Keira moves aside and dodges. Britney Spears fakes a punch and launches herself over Keira Knightley. Keira's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Britney and pushes her away. Keira tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Lightning fast low kick from Keira Knightley! She can really move when she wants to. Loud pop! I'm sure that hurts! Yes, Britney's in some pain now. Britney Spears tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants Keira on the mat. Keira goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in trouble now. Britney Spears is in open guard over Keira. Hang on a second folks, it looks like Keira Knightley is trying to inflict a crotch claw on Britney Spears. Is the referee blind? Come on! That move isn't legal! Keira has her hand between Britney's thighs and is grinning as she digs her fingers in. Is she blind? Eva Habermann didn't see that foul. Britney Spears is in open guard over Keira. Keira Knightley works on the ground with her fingers over Britney Spears's face. Keira seems to have encountered an eye! What a classless move! I'll be crossing Keira off my Christmas list! Eva Habermann didn't see the foul! Britney Spears is in open guard over Keira. From the open guard position Britney Spears is looking to finish this! She hooks one of Keira Knightley's legs and then uses her arms to pull the other leg. Keira is in obvious pain here, this legspread submission is going to be hard to break... Keira kicks her legs with huge ferocity. She struggles her way out of the legspread submission. Britney looks frustrated with her failed attempt. Eva Habermann separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! Keira is the winner of this round. She raises her fist in the air and the crowd respond with cheers. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Keira Knightley's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Keira Knightley launches a stiff jab, right towards Britney Spears's face! That barely hits Britney's face but it seems like one finger has poked her eye! Does the referee see that? Eva Habermann saw it! Britney is calling for a Time Out. Hang on, Eva Habermann is actually giving her some time to recover. She's adjusting her outfit, looks like her full C breasts were about to escape from her top. Keira Knightley jumps over Britney and tries to grapple. Keira pushes Britney against the cage in a plum position! Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Brutal punches to Britney Spears's face while in the clinch! Keira Knightley's fighting with all her force here. Britney can't take many more shots like those! There's every chance Keira can finish her off right here and now. Britney Spears tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Keira Knightley is determined to work from the clinch. She's pummeled through and managed to retain her position. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Britney Spears tries a foot sweep takedown on Keira Knightley. Britney fails to take her down and both fighters are still standing. There's a look of contempt in both their eyes. The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round Keira Knightley throws a lazy punch towards Britney Spears's belly. What the...Keira's punch has drifted below the belt and she's clawing at Britney's crotch! Did the referee see that? Looks like Eva Habermann has seen that! Britney is in trouble here, she looks up at referee Eva Habermann. Eva Habermann is giving her a moment to steady herself. And now we can continue. High kick from Keira Knightley! Her legs look amazing! She misses narrowly! Keira misses a step and Britney sees an opportunity to counter her... Keira Knightley paws at Britney Spears. Britney swings ineffectively and backs away. Britney Spears throws a low kick with her toned leg. Keira blocks with ease, she's laughing at Britney! Talk about arrogance. Britney clumsily fails here and it's time for Keira to fight back... Britney Spears steps forward... Keira feints and survives. Keira Knightley throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand to the chin! Britney's defense muffles the blows. A narrow escape there! Poorly executed technique from Keira. Britney looks to counter... Britney Spears attempts a sweep single... Keira was ready and shrugs off the takedown attempt. The clock says 1:30 in the 2 round Britney Spears fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Keira Knightley's chest! Keira blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Keira's eyes is pure poison! Keira Knightley chases Britney Spears and launches a few perfect strikes... Here we go! Britney steps backwards when those punches connect with her face. It's going to be hard for Britney to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Right cheek is swelling up big time. Britney Spears steps forward and fires a high kick! Keira blocks decisively and she glares at Britney, "No fucking way, bitch." Poorly executed technique from Britney. Keira looks to counter... Keira Knightley feints and then moves forward to hit with a hook. What a crushing shot! Thank God I'm not the one inside that cage! The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots. Keira Knightley moves forward and launches a low kick. Ow! Hard blow to Britney's right thigh. I think that'll leave a nice purple bruise. It sure had some power behind it. Britney Spears's one of those women capable of pounding you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on your tits until they're black and blue. Britney Spears tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two combo. Keira knows what to do here and blocks them. Solid jabs from Britney Spears. Keira defends, keeping herself safe from that attack. Britney misses a step and Keira sees an opportunity to counter her... Britney Spears paws at Keira Knightley. Keira answers with solid punches and a taunt, "That all you got, stupid cow?" Keira Knightley leads with a punch... Britney evades but whiffs with a counter. The clock says 2:50 in the 2 round Keira seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the initiative to her opponent. Keira Knightley fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Crack! It lands on Britney's chin. What a bell ringer! That looks like it hurts! Britney's Chin isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. There's a vicious laceration on Britney's Chin. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Lightning fast low kick from Britney Spears! She can really move when she wants to. Keira blocks that kick with her leg. Solid low kick from Keira Knightley. For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Britney if she can keep going after receiving that. Britney steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do that! Keira gestures to Eva Habermann, she wants to the fight to continue. The clock says 3:35 in the 2 round A right hand from Keira Knightley... Yes! She makes Britney stumble back! Britney's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Britney has a nasty cut on her Right cheek. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this into account for future fights between these two. A shake of the head from Britney. She flicks her head back and takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. Keira Knightley launches a kick... Britney checks it and keeps her distance. Keira Knightley goes to the body... She punishes Britney's ribs with a couple of hooks. Some of those hits are landing right in her cleavage! The clock says 4:20 in the 2 round A surprise roundhouse punch by Keira. Holy shit! It looks like Britney was hit by a bus! It's going to be hard for Britney to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Left cheek is swelling up big time. Keira has inflicted a deep cut on Britney's Left cheek. There's some blood coming from that wound. Keira has punished Britney, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. Keira Knightley moves to attack! Devastating move! Keira delivers a knee that wrecks Britney! Oh my God, that must have hurt. Oh no! Britney will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Nose has taken some brutal punishment. Keira has opened up Britney! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Britney's Nose. Keira has Britney staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her flying blonde hair is plastered to her face and her full C cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. You can see Britney Spears's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her flying blonde hair. Britney has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Britney Spears avoids a dangerous strike from Keira Knightley... Britney fends her off with feel-out punches. Solid low kick from Keira Knightley. For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Britney if she can keep going after receiving that. Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Britney's leg. It looks like she's hyper-extended it. Referee Eva Habermann stops the action and is having to yell at the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over. You have to give that round to Keira. She looks over at her opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got nothing I can't deal with!" ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= You can see Britney Spears's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her flying blonde hair. Britney has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Keira Knightley launches a low kick. Damn! That smacked right onto Britney's knee! Keira has punished Britney, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. Britney Spears looks rattled like a vacant blonde. Keira Knightley sees her opportunity to finish the fight and launches an aggressive flurry of punches! Britney is taking a brutal beating and falls to the mat! The ref could stop this fight at any moment. Yeow! It looks like Britney's Left eye is beginning to swell. But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to keep fighting. Britney has a nasty cut on her Left eye. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. Keira has punished Britney, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. The clock says 0:35 in the 3 round Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. You can see Britney Spears's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her flying blonde hair. Britney has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Keira Knightley positions herself and tries to finish this! Keira storms Britney's head with a few unblocked hammer fists! Eva Habermann is calling for Britney to defend herself. Britney's Mouth is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Britney seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target for Keira! This is the beginning of the end! Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Keira Knightley swarms all over Britney Spears trying to finish this fight! Britney's taking a ton of punishment! She needs to defend herself or the ref will stop the fight. There's a vicious laceration on Britney's Forehead. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Britney seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target for Keira! This is the beginning of the end! Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Britney Spears continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Eva Habermann is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Keira Knightley positions herself and tries to finish this! Keira storms Britney's head with a few unblocked hammer fists! Eva Habermann is calling for Britney to defend herself. Oh no! Britney will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Forehead has taken some brutal punishment. Britney has a nasty cut on her Forehead. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. Britney seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. You can see Britney Spears's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her flying blonde hair. Britney has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Here is a chance for Keira Knightley to really put it to Britney Spears. With Britney on the ground Keira has her hands ready and is trying to claw at her breasts! Keira has a hand covering each of Britney's breasts! She's clawing and twisting them...Oh my that is sure to leave bruises all over her perfect tits. Keira has punished Britney, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Keira shows no signs of slowing down. She's in great shape, just ask anyone who's gone a few rounds with her. Britney Spears's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her flying blonde hair. Keira Knightley positions herself and tries to finish this! Keira storms Britney's head with a few unblocked hammer fists! Eva Habermann is calling for Britney to defend herself. Britney seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target for Keira! This is the beginning of the end! Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Britney Spears continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Eva Habermann is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Keira Knightley sees her opportunity to finish this fight on the ground and swarms all over Britney Spears. Britney is taking a ton of punishment! She needs to defend herself or the ref will stop the fight. It's going to be hard for Britney to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Nose is swelling up big time. This isn't good for Britney! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Britney seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Britney Spears's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her flying blonde hair. Keira Knightley sees her opportunity to finish this fight on the ground and swarms all over Britney Spears. Britney is taking a ton of punishment! She needs to defend herself or the ref will stop the fight. There's a vicious laceration on Britney's Left cheek. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Britney seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. The clock says 1:45 in the 3 round Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. You can see Britney Spears's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her flying blonde hair. Britney has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Britney Spears kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep Keira Knightley away and maybe land a kick. No damage done by those kicks, Keira's able to just shrug them off. Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Britney Spears continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Eva Habermann is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Britney Spears is on her back..Keira Knightley is measuring her for an elbow drop... WHAM! Keira has just driven her elbow directly into the chest of her opponent! Britney is hurting bad! Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Britney Spears could be taken advantage of here. She's on her back and Keira Knightley makes her move...leaping into the air and trying for a brutal looking legdrop. Sweet Jesus! 124 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Keira has squashed Britney. That's got to hurt like a bitch! Britney Spears ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind of damage could stop the fight. Britney will need to dig deep to fight through this. Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Britney Spears's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Keira Knightley smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Britney Spears tries to hit Keira Knightley with a kick to her knee from the ground. Keira dodges that. That was far too easy for her to avoid. Britney clumsily fails here and it's time for Keira to fight back... It looks like Britney is having trouble getting to her feet, Keira's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves towards Britney's head and has an evil glint in her eyes... Keira is standing on Britney's hair! Britney is writhing in pain, but she can't escape. Keira has grabbed her hands and is pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Britney's back is arched and her head remains on the canvas! Her hair is being pulled by the roots! The clock says 2:20 in the 3 round Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. Keira seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of gas in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come on, come on. Let's get this done!" Britney Spears's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her flying blonde hair. Britney Spears is on her back..Keira Knightley is measuring her for an elbow drop... WHAM! Keira has just driven her elbow directly into the chest of her opponent! Britney is hurting bad! Keira is standing while Britney is on the ground on her back. This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this into account for future fights between these two. Britney Spears's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her flying blonde hair. Keira Knightley moves backwards and waves her arms about, gesturing for Britney Spears to stand up. "Come on you bitch. We're not done yet!" Britney is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her flying blonde hair off her face and steadies herself. Britney Spears follows Keira Knightley... Ow! She gets counter punched in a big way! Britney needs to stop playing Keira's game or she'll get knocked out! What the hell is she thinking? Down Britney goes! She's out cold! That phenomenal knock out has put the rest of Keira's division on notice! That looks like it hurts! Britney's Right eye isn't looking the best. She's taken some damage there. Britney has a nasty cut on her Right eye. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. The winner is Keira Knightley by KO (Punch) at 2:49 Round 3! Congratulations! Statistics: Keira Knightley Punches 25/42 (60%) Kicks 13/18 (72%) Clinch strikes 8/9 (89%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 13/25 (52%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 8280,71 Clinch Damage 149 Ground Damage 2 Time on the ground 32 s Statistics: Britney Spears Punches 16/34 (47%) Kicks 0/8 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 1/3 (33%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 1/1 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%) Damage caused 232,83 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 181 s Keira Knightley wins 26,61 ranking points after the fight. Britney Spears loses -16,63 ranking points after the fight. People at The Simpson Desert (Austraila) will not regret paying for this ticket. Keira's awesome performance was worth the money. (1029 points) Britney Spears has had some absorbing moments tonight. She contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the The Simpson Desert (Austraila). I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then she should start to draw in even more fans. (120 points) I only can thank Keira and Britney for an unforgettable fight! In fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for putting on such a great show. I fucking love my job!