It's obvious that the fans here favor Greta tonight. She stands in the cage and runs her fingers through her hair. She smiles out at the crowd and waves to them. Greta looks at the ground while she does her calming exercises. The Swedish fighter knows she cannot fail this night. The crowd start chanting, "Yarden...Yarden...Yarden". Yarden Lasry lifts her fists into the air and encourages the crowd to make more noise. She seems supremely confident tonight. This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. It should be a pretty fair match tonight. I can't pick which fighter will be raising her fists after this match. Greta Thunberg comes with a 2 fight losing streak. Yarden Lasry comes with a 2 fight losing streak. The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= Round one! It's the Swedish versus the Israeli! Is this going to be a fight for national pride? Yarden Lasry grabs Greta by the waist and tries to take the fight to the ground! Greta is wriggling around...Yarden is unable to take her down. The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Yarden Lasry can end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to pound Greta Thunberg into mincemeat. Yarden Lasry fakes a punch and launches herself over Greta Thunberg. Nice move by Yarden who clinches and pushes Greta against the cage. The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their bodies can get. Greta Thunberg tries to break Yarden Lasry's resistance with a few punches and tries to push her against her own corner. Greta doesn't connect with those punches. She'll have to improve her position before causing any real damage. Yarden tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Yarden Lasry is clinching with Greta Thunberg's back against the cage. Yarden tries a big elbow. Bang! What an impact! Greta drops to the mat. Yeow! The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round Yarden is standing while Greta is on the ground on her back. It looks like Greta is having trouble getting to her feet, Yarden's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves towards Greta's head and has an evil glint in her eyes... Yarden is standing on Greta's hair! Greta is writhing in pain, but she can't escape. Yarden has grabbed her hands and is pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Greta's back is arched and her head remains on the canvas! Her hair is being pulled by the roots! Yarden is standing while Greta is on the ground on her back. Greta Thunberg's slowly getting back to her feet. The The Stronger Sex fighter shakes her head as she finds her feet. Yarden Lasry pushes a strand of her brunette hair off her face as she readies herself. Greta's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her hair and gathers herself. The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Yarden's connecting with a few punches. Brilliant combination from Greta Thunberg... Punches are landing...she's forcing Yarden to try and defend better. Greta Thunberg launches a furious hook! That hits Yarden's chin like a wrecking ball! Yarden loses balance and goes to the mat. Greta is standing while Yarden is on the ground on her back. Yarden doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She tries to get back on her feet. She can't do it! Greta keeps her on the canvas. Greta is standing while Yarden is on the ground on her back. Yarden tries to stand up! Yes...she's now on her feet. OK folks, Yarden is back on her feet and ready to continue fighting. The Beauty Kills combatant will not be wanting to hit the canvas again. Greta Thunberg paws at Yarden Lasry. Yarden swings ineffectively and backs away. Nice punch by Greta Thunberg. That nearly tags Yarden. Greta Thunberg throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand to the chin! The strikes hit home! Yarden is going to go down! She's hurt badly...the crowd are on their feet! Greta has inflicted a deep cut on Yarden's Chin. There's some blood coming from that wound. The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round Yarden Lasry is holding Greta Thunberg's left leg. She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Greta down... Greta shows great balance while pushing away Yarden. Poorly executed technique from Yarden. Greta looks to counter... Brutal combination from Greta Thunberg! Yarden's in a bad way, her legs look wobbly! She's seeing stars right now. Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Yarden's Chin. Greta Thunberg leads with a punch... Yarden evades but whiffs with a counter. Yarden Lasry swings... Slap! A hard impact to Greta's face! Her eyes rolled back in their sockets with that one. Yarden has opened up Greta! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Greta's Mouth. Yarden takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of sweat running between her breasts. An inside leg kick from Yarden Lasry. The kick goes awry and Yarden almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. Greta tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Greta Thunberg throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand to the chin! The strikes hit home! Yarden is going to go down! She's hurt badly...the crowd are on their feet! Greta has opened up Yarden! It looks like blood is starting to flow from Yarden's Chin. The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round Greta Thunberg launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! Yarden blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat! Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Yarden's Right cheek is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Yarden has been opened up by Greta...the Beauty Kills fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. The clock says 3:25 in the 1 round Greta is standing while Yarden is on the ground on her back. Yarden Lasry is a bloody mess! Greta Thunberg has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Yarden is even thinking of fighting on. Greta Thunberg gives Yarden Lasry enough space to stand back up. "Come on you Israeli bitch, get up! I want to knock you down again!" Yarden staggers back to her feet again. The petite fighter looks ready to go again. Yarden Lasry's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Greta Thunberg smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. A high kick from Yarden Lasry, her toned leg shooting out towards Greta Thunberg's head. The kick falls short of the mark. Solid kick to the leg from Yarden Lasry. Greta checks it and positions herself. Yarden misses a step and Greta sees an opportunity to counter her... Greta Thunberg throws a looping right hand... That lands on Yarden's chin! That stops Yarden in her tracks! There's a vicious laceration on Yarden's Left eye. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Greta Thunberg is playing with Yarden Lasry. I don't know if it's because of Yarden's lack of fighting spirit or just lack of skill. Yarden Lasry tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants Greta on the mat. Greta won't budge! She's forcing Yarden to pull guard. Greta Thunberg is in closed guard over Yarden. Greta Thunberg's in closed guard, as Yarden Lasry tries to roll on the ground. Greta uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. Greta is trying to counter now... Greta Thunberg tries to escape from the closed guard. Greta succeeds and she's now in open guard. She takes a second to breathe, her chest rising and falling. That was hard work for Greta. The clock says 4:10 in the 1 round Greta Thunberg is in open guard over Yarden. Yarden Lasry tries to close her guard around Greta Thunberg. Yarden's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on her face. Greta Thunberg is in open guard over Yarden. Dangerous times here for Yarden Lasry as Greta Thunberg is on top of her and moving in for a facesit submission. "Here we go you dumb bitch, I'm gonna sit on your face." That's some serious tauting from Greta. "Not today! And don't call me a 'dumb bitch', you stupid slut." Yarden returns the taut and escapes from Greta. Yarden is trying to counter now... The effort shows as Yarden tries to get back to her feet. "Where do you think you're going, Yarden?" Oh, there's a nasty shove from Greta and Yarden stays on the mat. Greta Thunberg is in open guard over Yarden. Yarden Lasry's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her brunette hair. Yarden Lasry tries to close her guard around Greta Thunberg. Yarden's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on her face. The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round Greta Thunberg is in open guard over Yarden. Yarden Lasry tries to close her guard around Greta Thunberg. Yarden's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on her face. The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round Greta Thunberg is in open guard over Yarden. You can see Yarden Lasry's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her brunette hair. Yarden has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Yarden Lasry is trying to close her guard around Greta Thunberg. "Uhhh Greta...ughh...get off me..." Greta defends herself well and stops Yarden. "No fucking way, Yarden...(grunt)" Greta Thunberg is in open guard over Yarden. You can see Yarden Lasry's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her brunette hair. Yarden has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Greta Thunberg is using her dominant position her to get a solid grip on Yarden Lasry's top. The crowd have started chanting, "We want tits! We want tits!" Greta is using all her strength to try and rip the clothes right off Yarden! You can see the pain reflected in Yarden's eyes...she is trying hard not to cry. You can see the pain reflected in Yarden's eyes...she is trying hard not to cry. OMG! Crippling lock! Incredible determination her from Yarden as she rolls on the ground trying to get free. Yarden launches a few kicks of her own she escapes with her top and dignity intact. Lena Gercke halts the fight to ensure both fighters are standing. The fight resumes with both fighters vertical and Lena Gercke giving the signal to engage. Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can hear how the people agree with that decision. Yarden and Greta glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. Lena Gercke separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! You have to give that round to Greta. She looks over at her opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got nothing I can't deal with!" ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= Yarden Lasry's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Greta Thunberg smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Greta Thunberg attempts a sweep single... Greta catches Yarden's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick takedown by Greta. Greta Thunberg is in closed guard over Yarden. Yarden Lasry's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her bloodied fingers through her brunette hair. Greta's taking this opportunity to rest. Greta Thunberg is in closed guard over Yarden. Greta Thunberg tries to improve her position on the ground as she sits on her knees and tries to break the closed guard. Greta fakes a few punches and then slips one toned leg away to get the half mount. Nice MMA work. Greta Thunberg is in half guard over Yarden. Greta Thunberg isolates Yarden Lasry's arm and neck looking for an arm triangle... OMG! Crippling lock! Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Yarden's Left eye is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. That Arm Triangle looks as good as Greta's ass...and my word can Greta apply pressure doing this submission. Greta locks it in and circles towards Yarden's head. It's deep! Yarden has no escape! She's forced to tap out! Greta Thunberg has won this fight! It's victory by Submission (Arm Triangle) at 0:55 Round 2! Nice work! Statistics: Greta Thunberg Punches 16/23 (70%) Kicks 0/0 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/2 (0%) Takedowns 1/1 (100%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 3/3 (100%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Damage caused 2596,54 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 580,75 Time on the ground 127 s Statistics: Yarden Lasry Punches 4/11 (36%) Kicks 1/4 (25%) Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%) Takedowns 0/3 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 178,73 Clinch Damage 41,33 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 132 s Greta Thunberg wins 18,96 ranking points after the fight. Yarden Lasry loses -11,85 ranking points after the fight. A dominating performance by Greta who took her best game against Yarden. I have no doubt Greta will be gracing the cover of Total Knock Out in the near future. (337 points) We've seen a nice effort tonight from Yarden Lasry. In my opinion she was thinking of the fans besides the fight itself. She showed us enough technical skill, as well as enough skin, during the fight to keep most of the crowd happy. (65 points) I only can thank Greta and Yarden for an unforgettable fight! In fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for putting on such a great show. I fucking love my job!