Miranda Kerr enters the cage and this place seems about to burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of them wearing "I love Miranda" T-shirts and holding "Miranda for President" signs. Angelina Jolie looks like she's been waiting for this fight forever. Standing in at a striking 5'8" and weighing 119 pounds, she's confident tonight. "Let's get it on! I'm in the mood to kick your ass all over this cage!" Miranda has a hard match tonight. She breathes deeply and eyes up her opponent. This one will test her every fibre. Can this 5'9" warrior win tonight? This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score a win tonight. Miranda Kerr comes with a 5 fight losing streak. The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= Angelina Jolie and Miranda Kerr move forward as the bell signals the beginning of the fight...the crowd are ready for this one! Miranda Kerr and Angelina Jolie engage in a wild exchange of punches! Miranda is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few blows. Miranda Kerr moves forward looking for some action. Miranda shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a double overhook! Angelina Jolie doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Miranda Kerr's embrace and tries to move away. Miranda Kerr pushes Angelina Jolie forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Angelina Jolie doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Miranda Kerr's embrace and tries to move away. Miranda Kerr pushes Angelina Jolie forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. Angelina misses a step and Miranda sees an opportunity to counter her... Miranda Kerr pushes off of Angelina Jolie and starts launching a flurry of hooks and body shots! Angelina holds her opponent tight while she tries to cool down the action. Miranda Kerr pushes away Angelina Jolie, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Angelina Jolie stumbles backwards and Miranda Kerr circles to get the center of the cage. The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round Angelina Jolie lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs are amazing to watch! Miranda Kerr blocks the kick. Nice defending. Angelina Jolie launches a body shot. Miranda dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing stuff, the crowd love it! Angelina's Mouth is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. Angelina Jolie fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Crack! It lands on Miranda's chin. What a bell ringer! The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round Angelina Jolie is holding Miranda Kerr's left leg. She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Miranda down... Miranda shows great balance while pushing away Angelina. Poorly executed technique from Angelina. Miranda looks to counter... Miranda Kerr fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. Angelina blocks that. She made that look easy. Never underestimate this girls survival instinct. Miranda Kerr makes a quick move for Angelina Jolie's long, dark brown hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas. Angelina pulls her head away, leaving Miranda with just a few strands in her hands. The American star squeals at her attacker, "Leave my hair alone, you psycho bitch!" Miranda misses a step and Angelina sees an opportunity to counter her... Angelina Jolie throws a low kick with her toned leg. Miranda blocks with ease, she's laughing at Angelina! Talk about arrogance. The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round Angelina Jolie steps forward and fires a high kick! Miranda blocks decisively and she glares at Angelina, "No fucking way, bitch." Poorly executed technique from Angelina. Miranda looks to counter... Shovel hook by Miranda Kerr! That punch goes nowhere. What a wasted effort. Miranda Kerr is holding Angelina's right leg. Angelina should never have got herself in this spot, Miranda is trying to take her down. Angelina shows great balance while pushing away Miranda. Miranda gets sloppy and Angelina Jolie tries to take advantage... Miranda Kerr steps forward... Angelina catches her with an uppercut to the face! That will leave a bruise on her cheek! Oh no! Miranda will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list now! Her Forehead has taken some brutal punishment. Several good body shots from Miranda Kerr... They're landing on Angelina. Bang, bang, bang. Oh My! A crushing shot to Angelina Jolie's body! That one seemed to double her over and push the wind out of her. Angelina is holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable. Angelina Jolie swings... ...no good, that's a terrible miss. Nice low kick from Angelina Jolie...those kicks look dangerous. Miranda stops it. Nice block! A wicked punch by Miranda Kerr! Ohh...that one goes awry. Angelina is trying to counter now... Angelina Jolie tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two combo. Miranda knows what to do here and blocks them. Miranda Kerr's corner men are yelling for her to escape from the ground. Angelina Jolie can totally finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Miranda has got to find a way out now! Angelina Jolie and Miranda Kerr engage in a wild exchange of punches! Both fighters are missing terribly. This is not what people paid to see! Miranda Kerr fakes a punch and launches herself over Angelina Jolie. Nice move by Miranda who clinches and pushes Angelina against the cage. Angelina Jolie pushes away Miranda Kerr, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Angelina Jolie. It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Angelina Jolie's grappling and launching some wild punches at Miranda Kerr. "C'mon, bitch. Taste my fist!" That's not the best move against Miranda, who tries to take advantage of Angelina's mistakes. Angelina misses a step and Miranda sees an opportunity to counter her... Oh shit...things are getting brutal. Miranda Kerr has her hands full of Angelina Jolie's hair and is about to pull down hard. Oh! That makes even my eyes water! Angelina can't take much more of this pain, her hair is going to be torn out by the roots. Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Angelina Jolie's in close to Miranda...and she swings at her face with an open palm. Miranda gives Angelina a huge shove to push her away. "The hell makes you think you can slap me, bitch?" Angelina Jolie looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Miranda Kerr's punches. Angelina is on the receiving end of a great combo by Miranda. Good looking front kick from Miranda Kerr... Angelina blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Miranda. That all you got?" Miranda has a high cardio and that helps her give these great performances. All that fitness training is paying off. Miranda Kerr looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are countered by Angelina Jolie's punches. Angelina is on the receiving end of a great combo by Miranda. Angelina Jolie decides to launch some tentative punches... Nothing from this exchange. Angelina moves back and takes a deep breath, her breasts rise and fall as sweat runs down her cleavage. An inside leg kick from Miranda Kerr. The kick goes awry and Miranda almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. Miranda Kerr attempts a sweep single... Angelina was ready and shrugs off the takedown attempt. Poorly executed technique from Miranda. Angelina looks to counter... Angelina Jolie launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs are amazing to watch! Miranda receives a hard blow on her left leg! Miranda steps backwards away from Angelina. She seems to be cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I just hope she has the fitness to continue. Angelina Jolie decides to launch some tentative punches... Miranda takes the best of a brief punching exchange. The clock says 4:55 in the 1 round Miranda Kerr moves aside and launches a furious low kick! Angelina checks the kick. Dita Von Teese separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! That was a close round. Both girls displayed similar skill levels. ========================================= Round 2 ========================================= This match is so even. There's every chance it could go the distance. Angelina Jolie wants to take the advantage of this fight and she tries to clinch with Miranda Kerr. "Fuck off, Angelina", Miranda pushes Angelina back to avoid the clinch. Angelina seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of gas in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come on, come on. Let's get this done!" Angelina Jolie tries a nice one-two combination. That gets blocked. Miranda is trying to counter now... Miranda Kerr jumps over Angelina and tries to grapple. Miranda pushes Angelina against the cage in a plum position! We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Miranda Kerr is throwing a flurry of punches! Angelina Jolie is running scared! Angelina just can't get away! She's caught again and again! Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Miranda Kerr tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Miranda Kerr circles out and slips free of Angelina Jolie's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position. The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Miranda's connecting with a few punches. Angelina Jolie steps forward... Miranda catches her with an uppercut to the face! That will leave a bruise on her cheek! Shovel hook by Miranda Kerr! She tags Angelina! That was brutal. The clock says 1:20 in the 2 round The fans just love watching Angelina in the cage. Beauty, poise and a fantastic figure. This girl has got it all and she's not letting up in this fight! An inside leg kick from Angelina Jolie. The kick goes awry and Angelina almost loses her balance. She must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. Miranda Kerr's found an opening in the defense of Angelina Jolie, she's launching a big hook! She landed it! That could break Angelina's ribs. Oh my gosh! A left hook from Miranda Kerr. It just grazes the chin of Angelina. It's going to be hard for Angelina to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time. This isn't good for Angelina! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Angelina Jolie attempts a sweep single... Miranda was ready and shrugs off the takedown attempt. Poorly executed technique from Angelina. Miranda looks to counter... Miranda Kerr's looking to close the range with Angelina Jolie and tries to grapple... Oh baby, that's a nice move. Miranda shoves herself over her opponent and secures a single collar tie. Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. Angelina has a high cardio and that helps her give these great performances. All that fitness training is paying off. Angelina Jolie pushes away Miranda Kerr, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Angelina Jolie. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Angelina Jolie pushes away Miranda Kerr, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Angelina Jolie. Angelina gets sloppy and Miranda Kerr tries to take advantage... Miranda Kerr's using her open palm and is trying to slap Angelina Jolie across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You think you can handle me?" Angelina cannot escape! Her cheek is turning red! There's a vicious laceration on Angelina's Right cheek. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against each other. Angelina Jolie pushes away Miranda Kerr, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Angelina Jolie. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Angelina Jolie's embrace and tries to move away. Nice move from Miranda Kerr who puts some distance between herself and Angelina Jolie. Miranda Kerr's looking to close the range with Angelina Jolie and tries to grapple... Oh baby, that's a nice move. Miranda shoves herself over her opponent and secures a single collar tie. Angelina Jolie pushes away Miranda Kerr, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Angelina Jolie. We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked together in a clinch. Angelina Jolie doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Miranda Kerr's embrace and tries to move away. Miranda Kerr pushes Angelina Jolie forward and doesn't allow her to break the clinch. Miranda is trying to counter now... Insane action here! Miranda Kerr has fists full of Angelina Jolie's long, dark brown hair and is looking to inflict some pain! OMG! She almost pulled her hair out by the handful! Miranda has dragged Angelina to the canvas by her hair! This isn't good for Angelina! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Miranda is standing while Angelina is on the ground on her back. The effort shows as Angelina tries to get back to her feet. She seems a bit shaken, but Angelina is upright again...American fans will be cheering. Angelina's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her long, dark brown hair and gathers herself. The clock says 3:00 in the 2 round You can see Angelina Jolie's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her long, dark brown hair. Angelina has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Miranda Kerr tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg takedown... Got her! Angelina is unable to remain on her feet and falls to the ground. Miranda Kerr is in open guard over Angelina. Miranda Kerr could be in trouble here as Angelina Jolie's trying to close her guard around her. Miranda uses her strength and skill to stop Angelina. Miranda Kerr is in open guard over Angelina. Miranda Kerr tries to improve her position. Angelina adjusts and closes her guard. Miranda clumsily fails here and it's time for Angelina to fight back... Angelina Jolie tries to close her guard around Miranda Kerr. Angelina's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on her face. The clock says 3:30 in the 2 round Miranda Kerr is in open guard over Angelina. Miranda is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd don't like this. Miranda Kerr is in open guard over Angelina. Angelina Jolie's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Miranda Kerr smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. Angelina Jolie tries to close her guard around Miranda Kerr. Angelina's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on her face. Miranda Kerr is in open guard over Angelina. Miranda Kerr tries to jump to side mount. Angelina closes her guard around Miranda. Tight fighting! Miranda Kerr is in side mount over Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie continues to bleed from that cut. It could be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at stopping this match soon. Angelina Jolie attempts to trap Miranda Kerr in her guard. Miranda keeps control and remains in side mount. Miranda Kerr is in side mount over Angelina Jolie. We're on the canvas as Miranda Kerr tries to mount Angelina Jolie... Miranda slides her knee across and gets to mount. Miranda Kerr is in full mount over Angelina Jolie. Miranda Kerr and Angelina Jolie are on the canvas...Miranda is lifting her head up...looks like she might be attempting a headbutt... CRACK! Forehead to forehead! Angelina's brains will be scrambled after that hit! Looks like Dita Von Teese has seen that! Dita Von Teese allows Angelina time to recover. She takes some very heavy breaths and runs her fingers through her long, dark brown hair. The fight resumes with both fighters standing. Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. Angelina is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Miranda runs her fingers through her short, dark brown hair. Angelina Jolie's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, but Miranda Kerr smells blood in the water and like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. The two ladies exchange punches wildly. Both fighters are missing terribly. The crowd don't like this! Miranda Kerr launches a low kick. Damn! That smacked right onto Angelina's knee! Miranda Kerr moves forward looking for some action. She surprises Angelina with double overhooks! The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them as the buzzer sounds. Dita Von Teese better be careful or she may get in the way of a punch or kick! Close round. It could go to either fighter. It seems that the cutman has some work to do with Angelina Jolie. ========================================= Round 3 ========================================= Angelina Jolie goes in with a looping right hand while Miranda Kerr jumps back and jabs. Angelina seems staggered and Miranda runs in to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. It's going to be hard for Angelina to look at herself in a mirror tomorrow. Her Right cheek is swelling up big time. Angelina has a nasty cut on her Right cheek. Blood's seeping from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight. Solid jabs from Miranda Kerr. Those are some nice punches. This is how you fight, pure and simple MMA punches. Angelina Jolie is a bloody mess! Miranda Kerr has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Angelina is even thinking of fighting on. Several good body shots from Angelina Jolie... Nice evading by Miranda. She shows some great skills, much to the frustration of Angelina. Angelina clumsily fails here and it's time for Miranda to fight back... Miranda Kerr moves forward looking for some action. Miranda shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a double overhook! Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Brutal punches to Angelina Jolie's face while in the clinch! Miranda Kerr's fighting with all her force here. Angelina can't take many more shots like those! There's every chance Miranda can finish her off right here and now. Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Angelina's Left cheek is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. Angelina has been opened up by Miranda...the Strikeforce fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. Angelina Jolie pushes away Miranda Kerr, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Angelina Jolie. Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. You can see Angelina Jolie's blood making stains in the mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her long, dark brown hair. Angelina has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. Brutal punches to Angelina Jolie's face while in the clinch! Angelina can't take many more shots like those! Angelina Jolie pushes away Miranda Kerr, she's trying to keep the fight at striking range. Miranda Kerr doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still grappling with Angelina Jolie. Miranda has Angelina staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. Her long, dark brown hair is plastered to her face and her alluring C cup tits are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding each other close. Angelina should never have stepped into the cage with Miranda. She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Strikeforce. Angelina Jolie is a bloody mess! Miranda Kerr has really pulped her up. I'm amazed Angelina is even thinking of fighting on. Brutal punches to Angelina Jolie's face while in the clinch! Angelina can't take many more shots like those! Angelina's Left cheek is bruised after the punishment she's received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. This isn't good for Angelina! The American fighter is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. Angelina Jolie tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Miranda Kerr is determined to work from the clinch. She's pummeled through and managed to retain her position. Miranda has punished Angelina, the American fighter is struggling to stay in the fight. The clock says 1:10 in the 3 round Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both girls are really locked into this clinch. Angelina Jolie tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. Miranda Kerr is determined to work from the clinch. She's pummeled through and managed to retain her position. Miranda tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a move... Brutal punches to Angelina Jolie's face while in the clinch! Miranda Kerr's fighting with all her force here. Angelina can't take many more shots like those! There's every chance Miranda can finish her off right here and now. Oh! Down goes Angelina! Miranda knocked her stupid! The medics pour in! Miranda really wanted to win this fight and has done it in an impressive manner. She has destroyed Angelina. There's a vicious laceration on Angelina's Left cheek. It looks as if it's hurt her. I doubt she can continue. The winner is Miranda Kerr by KO (Punches) at 1:21 Round 3! Congratulations! Statistics: Angelina Jolie Punches 2/28 (7%) Kicks 1/6 (17%) Clinch strikes 0/7 (0%) Takedowns 0/2 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%) Damage caused 353,08 Clinch Damage 0 Ground Damage 0 Time on the ground 94 s Statistics: Miranda Kerr Punches 38/49 (78%) Kicks 1/4 (25%) Clinch strikes 28/43 (65%) Takedowns 1/4 (25%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) Damage caused 3866,13 Clinch Damage 2664,75 Ground Damage 33 Time on the ground 82 s Angelina Jolie loses -18,95 ranking points after the fight. Miranda Kerr wins 28,80 ranking points after the fight. Angelina Jolie has had some absorbing moments tonight. She contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the Pfaueninsel (Berlin, Germany). I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then she should start to draw in even more fans. (120 points) Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Miranda. This woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows exactly what she's doing in the cage. (517 points) What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a freaking cage! It's girls like Miranda and Angelina that make the ticket price worth every cent.